G'morning. Did I miss the Rapture Bus?

I enjoyed my sins, I don't enjoy my student loans.

In order to know that, one would have to 1. Read and 2. Give a fuck about what’s in the Bible

Fixing cars, honestly

Both I'm a lefty

Monocle. Not trying to be funny, but are people really doing swirl?

🧐

For reference

*pours seasoning in the river*

I might actually be a crow. I really like shiny things.

we have so much more collective power than people think we do

Do you write your 9 like a swirl, or a monacle?

I'm helicoptering my shmeat. Heaven or hell this is my entrance

Now im no criminal... But~☝️😌

Just bought a copy of Hamlet with the change I found in my desk

Shoot your shot before they deactivate their account.

I hope the message the people receive is loud and clear: collective action still works & hit 'em directly in the pockets. We don't need their tchotchkes and their widgets anywhere near as much as they think we should.

There needs to be a longitudinal psychological study on why They™️ absolutely must bring their dogs everywhere, no matter how inappropriate.

The only thing Kirk and Martin Luther King Jr had in common was they were both shot by a white man stop gaslighting the sheep

Welcome, brother

The Parish Hall getting ready for the main service

*taps glass*

RFK Junior’s eyes be like: 👁️ 👁️

Ah, gotcha. I call that “Tuesday”

I thought I was the only one who fell down this rabbit hole

Need dat

Prices will continue to increase until moral(e/ity) improves

I call it Fall….but I may start calling it Autumn for a false sense of superiority

Normalize asking administration “and what did you do before this happened?”

Mad money?

Y'all got some real strong opinions about payment apps lmao

Apple picking, the weather, my bday

I love Thanksgiving

Food stamps? Are you an Imported Good Professional?

I got Zelle, ApplePay and Cashapp but honestly Zelle is the best one out of all these.

Haven’t heard of PayPal in a minute. Isn’t that what scammers use?

Who said the Rapture is supposed to be tomorrow? Did that email go into my spam folder

Found the android user

Zelle is awesome for transferring money between accounts, too

I cannot stress enough how I need my money Right. Now. Zelle it is

Zelle and ApplePay

All of them but I rank ZELLE highest because you gets that money IMMEDIATELY. I often forget about ApplePay in terms of a money transfer system and the money just hangs out in that ether space on my phone

Only reason I started using ApplePay is because that's how the kid likes his allowance (no idea why)

I think I have a Cashapp I set up forever ago

Welp!

This is it