I never got any rotisserie chicken today. And that's the real tragedy.

I don't use social media.

Telling me "I don't think we should continue ______" (read: being friends, dating, working together, whatever) doesn't really hurt my feelings. I understand that. Disappearing? That hurts.

It largely stems from how long it takes me to realize/feel like I'm being ignore. I can be the in-and-out person, and my default is to give people grace. So it'll be quite a few messages before I'm like "wait, when was the last time I received a response? 🤔"

I have such an odd relationship with ghosting. I am 100% the friend who will give space when hinted. I also *HATE* to be ignored for long stretches of time. I have yet to resolve this conflict within myself.

Is there something special about the gothic number ankle tattoo? I see it A LOT

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I want to see how they’re going to make quippy Robert Downy Junior into a proper seriouser-than-kid-cancer megalomaniac despot. Especially without Valeria to humanize him. Doom as a character is always stoic, always a dick, and always laser focused.

The MCU may have been headed in a better direction if what-his-name wasn’t a piece of shit. Kang had the fictional range & potential to keep things interesting for a while. And the dude was a good actor. We’ll see if we get sick of all this shit before R-Doom-J wraps his antagonist stint.

For anyone wondering, this is the entire experience of parenting. In a nutshell.

Is he’s paying for the nails, who chooses the color?

Start shooting them into the sun.

Though if I’m honest, I’m probably in there getting a manicure as well. I still would like he pics, however.

Getting the pics 🫱🏽‍🫲🏾 paying for the nails

Would.

The average age is 137 years old. This is their retirement plan.

Rap music:

I love how that fable has traveled with the diaspora

Evergreen.

When you’re creative enough to get both in the picture

*Feet pics with the spread 🌚

Triangle feels like self-care to me … Square is VERY “here damn” 😂

I, for one, will know exactly what you mean

Despite the propaganda, the most common SNAP recipients are white women with 2 first names who wear pajama pants to the Walmart

Roux

One day I'm going to have to start a cashapp account

Saying "people don't have to worry about buying houses so now they can buy more espresso machines" is the dumbest take to have. Yet here we are.

And that's just the bottom. The *MIDDLE* has fallen out of the American society as well. Savings rates, asset ownership, real income net worth - all declining. The only thing increasing these days for most people is their debt ratio.

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Can someone send me a Publix chicken? For research purposes.

I came on here to talk about rotisserie chickens, not to argue with Chet.

This is the real FUBU

America's primary export is its citizens willingness to spend on shit. That is true. That does not address American citizens *ability* to spend on shit, which has been demonstrated to be not only worsening, but accelerating downward. "Buying more stuff" is not a life well-lived.

Wait. Is everyone arguing with that idiot?

Not only is that demonstrably fales, this assumes that good and services are the only basic requirements for life, which is not true. What is the use of buying more Live, Love, Laugh wall decos if a person cannot afford a home to put them in?

Publix & Costco are currently tied for best rotisserie I don't live anywhere near a Publix, so I can't confirm the quality

Publix.

Publix

Costco

Costco easily

I want a Costco chicken, but I don't want to go to Costco. I need to explore some options

Which grocery chain has the best rotisserie chicken?

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People’s preferences usually are negotiable depending on the situation. And adjusting doesn’t mean settling. So let these men love on you.

What happens to an ass deferred?

Americans don't save anything else, but they want us to save daylight. Make it make sense.

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