You fucked him and STILL paid for the weed?? Where are the praying grandmothers?

Your reaction to getting left behind in the Rapture. *reviews skeets and iMessage*

It makes total sense when you know he’s a nigga from Aurora.

I don’t understand how I go from hair ties everywhere to hair ties no where

My theory she’s doing it so she can cry about violence from the left once someone puts hands on her

Our bodies really do spend most of our lives preparing to be pregnant, trying to get pregnant or rebelling cause we aren’t.

Oh this freaky. I like det

When you send some heat in iMessage

Shrimp egg fo young, House fried rice, egg rolls and crab rangoons. Chicken wings if it’s a hood establishment

“When [you] put [your] hands on her, she gon' say it's unprovoked” - Cardi B

Being Xennial is awkward sometimes cause get why Gen X is right but also why Millennials ain’t wrong.

This the book that got me and @kmjeezy.bsky.social in a choke hold

Where them Etsy witches at?

Aren’t they like 50th in education? Seems like there might be bigger fish to fry

Exactly. I'm like why do folks say "we all we got". Cause it's true. Nobody else care about bw. That's why we were all mad last year cause we knew what Kamala was about to go through

Revoking access to people who mishandled you is self care.

Got my reup #SupportYourLocalLibrary

whenever "women's work" becomes profitable, women all of a sudden lose their seats at the table. that is true in the culinary world, fashion, beauty, the arts, you name it, and it's happening with the wnba. first you get rid of the black women and the rest will follow. misogyny is a musty bitch.

I watch this clip anytime I see it. “Bitch ifya bad built, ya bad built ha” 😂😂

And what happens if Kanye speeds up a 70s sample and releases it and doesn’t get it cleared with the person who owns it? Quickly!

Trump gutted the FDA soooooo.

“Judge…that’s a good man” is nasty work Again abuse by men is seen as a mistake and not a character flaw

I’d definitely be in that number So I am really interested to know why y’all would be left behind.

Same. Until peruse my text messages then it makes sense

🎃 🍂 🍁 🥧 👻 🔪

they didn't tell us registration was mandatory! i thought that's what getting baptized was for

9 minutes to see if I will be in that number

People when they find out this song about Bruce Willia

Remember when I told y’all prominent Black women need a team of crash outs. This is why. My cousins out west would fold that bitch in her pants suit and leave no evidence

You know who likes casinos? Black women of which some 300,000 are now unemployed. If my sistas weren’t suffering I’d laugh

Idc how advance my taste palette gets a bag of Vitner’s BBQ chips gonna hit

Too little too late for me. I hope folks can hold the line time to get everything we want from them.

Read too fast and was confused cause I thought LMM was replacing JVD as in he was going to play Dawson

And they honestly do not care. These people were going to hoard wealth anyway but they've been hoarding extra since 2020 so for a cushion. That cushion is to buffer any backlash due to their antics. That doesn't mean stop the boycotts, it just means it's going to take longer for them to give up

Capitalism made everything convenient then made it expensive.

I’m glad we together on this cause I be feeling like I’m tripping sometimes

Currently waging battle with iCloud cause i don’t need 2TB but 50G ain’t enough either. Currently loading my books to my Kindle and other media to a hard drive. I’m pre-internet, I don’t mind an old school photo album or burning CDs.

And this is why I started going to the library and using Libby. If I’m borrowing anyway might as well help libraries stay open

Every time I go into Adobe the Ai shit is bigger than my document screen. Offering to summarize complex documents. They make it so easy for the intellectual lazy to depend on Ai. Not ya girl though

I really miss the days of owning shit I buy. Microsoft Office. Movies. Music. Sick of renting everything. I hate capitalism

Quit trying to push Ai on me

What’s their beef with April and September?

Feeders and Stoner chicks should aim to link up. It’s really a perfect match.

High as fuck and done ate the baby’s lunchable and Fruity Pebbles

And it has amounted to white people repeatedly putting racists in government positions all across the US and then begging us to undo the damage that wouldn’t be happening of white folks held each other accountable. Save this bullshit for someone that doesn’t know history. And it’s Black.