Fuck em. They can sit and spin. With their Nazi-supporting, weak-willed, lily-livered, never-even-familiar-with-the-sensation-of-standing-on-business asses.

Babies, I just want yall to show up for yourselves in 2026, the way you've shown up for everyone else all the other years. Go do the thing, even if you have to do it alone. Your tribe will find you. Make some quiet time in your day, everyday. Even if it's just 10 or 15 minutes to start. Rest.

There’s something comforting about familiarity and routine.

Wasn’t going to even post about it cause it goes against my brand. But I have to be authentic about what I’m experiencing.

Confession: Me and my ex did a dispensary run today. I missed him so I saw him. It was good having my friend back for a few hours. We talked and laughed but the romantic spark wasn’t there anymore it felt like being with one of my friends.

Like damn I really blessed him with some heat

Two more major holidays and then I’ve made it through them all single. I’m really proud of myself.

It’s crazy that I support this for a woman but would be disgusted if a man did it.

Capitalism really does charge you for the problem and the solution

These be the programs that end up as a documentary in 20 years saying how they were abusing kids and scamming their parents out of their life savings

Sears has so much Chicago history that goes beyond that very tall building. The original Sears Tower was actually in my current West Side neighborhood and had a huge campus for decades.

I have things to do but absolutely no motivation to do them.

I just be yappin

Security would’ve escorted me out

Big Sandals thank you for another day but why’d you give him one too.

The immediate reaction is like in them old cartoons where the character starts barking or they lift off into the sky like a rocket. But ultimately, it feels like being handed an important set of keys. That person trusts you so much that they’re willing to show you their sacred temple.

Like being knighted. That person just said "I trust you with these. Enjoy." Heart rate goes up, it's like you can't believe it. And that feeling never goes away. I could have 200 of the same person and I'm gonna react to 201 like I did to 1. A marvelous feeling.

The best idea

Men: What does it feel like to receive nudes?

I think my sister is trying to set me up with her friend. I’ve never met him before and now she’s telling me I need to extend my social battery and trying to pair us up for beer pong

Don't block your blessing gents. You're one block spin away from stuffing a stocking. It's not too late to let that lovely lady jingle your bells.

This may be a sign but fuck it we ball

Infused moonshine is either the best thing I’ve done or the worst

Need my legs to match his wingspan

More infused liquor

Very, glad I’m not alone

I have to organize my videos cause I almost uploaded something I didn’t mean to I mean I looked great but y’all don’t need to know me like that.

I’m gonna stop now cause we getting a little to far in my business but I could go on.

Jovan Jordan and Damion Dayski

Brickzilla, Just Call Me Daddy and King Noire

Have we started with the men yet cause

Not y’all framing my good sis on Christmas

Jasmine Crockett is doing great things in Congress

Y’all are nasty

We don’t need a safe space for truth

My family knows me so well

He knows his children.

Classic

Claiming it