do kegels right now

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Disappointment cause it means I had expectations for the person

The number of syllables ain’t never stopped my name from being moaned

All these industries want to see just how much profit they can get, future be damned. It isn’t sustainable but they don’t care. This is “greed is good” on steroids

These companies are gonna get fat while this administration is running things. That’s why they aren’t even pretending to care about pissing customers off.

He’s saying the quiet part out loud, the truth is once companies raise prices based on temporary circumstances they rarely lower them after the circumstance has been resolved.

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“I know my worth but sometimes I’m on sale” has me gasping for air 😭

That’s a fine ass couple right there

Better not be no DEIs automatically registered

Everything is irritating me today, let me make a list of good things so I can turn this mood around

Look at my Daddy y’all

Let me take a woodworking class, I need to be able to build a guillotine

Trying to convince us that we’re overusing water when Ai is sucking up water all while knowing this Ai bubble is going to burst is diabolical work

They really want us to regressive back to medieval times.

Having fully flushed this out but I feel like Christianity’s belief that there is a blessing to be found in evil acts and people has lead us here.

They sure act like cucks to be these big strong Alpha males.

And IUDs are not comfortable and can throw off your PH. Had to tell my partner to either get a vasectomy or we gonna have to Vegas this situation.

Insertion and removal was the worst pain I’ve had since unmedicated childbirth. People with a uterus go through a LOT

I've had a male gynecologist before and he was very kind, knowledgeable and didn't make things awkward. He was better than some of the women ones I've had, actually. I do still think that women should be the only gynecologists, though.

I need these elected officials to take the gloves off and stand on business. Don’t show up for a subpoena, we showing up at your house to throw you in jail. That hoe was involved in covering up the trafficking and rapes of women and children. Tell what you know or go to jail.

baby, y'all have NO IDEA what those possessing vaginas & uteri go through. not only hormonally but also medically. they take us THROUGH IT.

Baby let me stay up on my CLEs. I want to be ready once they need prosecutors for these treasonous motherfuckers

This reeks of marrying your partner so they can’t testify in court except in that situation there’s an actual privilege to assert

I’ve been subpoenaed for cases that I worked even after no longer being employed by the agency. I usually call and let them know I’m not employed with the DCS and don’t have access to any files. I’m typically released but I’ve always had to respond.

Send it to HR for clarification about breaks/lunch, expressing my fear that this could affect my performance review. I’d also express concerns about this possibly violating laws. Play with your pussy not me Brenda. Long story short: Document EVERYTHING

I feel ugly today, I know it’s my ovulations hormones mad I didn’t get pregnant but still.

Post ovulation hormone fluctuations are a bitch.

I want y’all to be as loud about our rights as you are about liking our thick thighs and fupas. 🤷🏾‍♀️

Oh!!! *music drops*

*insert Cardi look gif*

Sometimes I want to post my titties on this account but people are weird and our accounts aren’t private.

Imagine that you are someone’s first thought each day.

My nervous system is being ravaged so these motherfuckers can scam. Big Sandals I need you to correct this timeline

The last vivid dream I had was of both my Aunt and Mother being alive. I took it as a sign that they were together and doing ok. Since that dream nothing

Vivid dreams plus meditating really helps me process things but I haven’t had any vivid dreams since my Aunt’s death. I’m happy they’re back.

Proper sleep and meditation is doing wonders for me. My dreams have been nice and vivid

Good morning cousins

Welp looks like a reprieve on the world ending so let unsend those messages and get to the gym

I'm not test driving new dique before Armageddon. If it's whack that would deadass be my 13th reason.

Y’all are absolutely feral right now (complimentary), may your backs get cracked and you get sucked off the bone. Ashè