Pre-sleep smoke break.

Stripping an ICE vehicle is wild work. Keep it up. 😭😭

My hip flexor feels crazy right now.

How about looking like yourself?

This houndstooth blazer I got on right now is one of my favorites.

The tall toddler tribe causing trouble?

The Short Syndicate causing trouble?

I’m at an event around yt people… I’m ready to leave.

Y’all lying?

Its some muthafuckin HEAT in there

My follow button finger is twitching on that thread

That smiles thread:

@schumer.senate.gov — Everyone said, hold the line on the Govt funding for the subsidies, and you whipped 8 Dem votes from reps who weren’t up for reelection anyway— The failure is yours - we need new leadership

Nah…

@solochills.blacksky.app Happy birthday brother. You’re not the other bald one today.

It ain’t dead til it’s dead…

DEI ain’t never produced this level of incompetence. Not never.

That case just became even more valuable. My God.

I thought this deposition was going to take 2 hours. I was in and out in 30 minutes. He ain’t even put up a fight.

Damn. I hate it for him.

The women are hilarious.

😭😭😭

I won’t her…

I can’t help but hear that “niiiice” sounds like a bleating goat knowing this was RFK Jr.

“you’re an ALLY!” 🤣🤣

Having a goal always helps motivate me.

Shirtless Summer ‘26 >>>> Shirtless Summer ‘25

Hello new world!!!

Driving in ATL at night on I-75 is *not* a fun experience with all the headlights

He opened the text message like:

Time to assault and batter myself in the name of vanity again…

I make my late night snack runs to a local Kroger. There’s an older black women who started speaking whenever I would come in. So I naturally would speak back to her. Apparently she thought I was her daughter’s ex boyfriend.

It’s not enough.

The accuracy.

I think the word you’re looking for is “kept”

Not complaining at all. Gonzo gonna erase Higgins and Flacco gonna be in hell.

Yellow diamonds look like pee pee!!!

I have to be smart tomorrow. 0/10.

They got YFN Lucci performing at halftime. I ain’t even know he was free.

Going to watch Cade tonight.

Hating us for our genetics is crazy.

I try to actively avoid Amanda Seales related topics and information.

This thread just made me think about how much I miss skits in music.

I only have one ex who I was only with for 7 months. I been in a relationship so long that I don’t even consider that relationship as having happened.

Thai food for lunch.

There’s a lot of truth in this.

Dawg. Pat Bev choked his sister for half a minute?! Throw that man under the jail.

Heard somebody say “is this worse than Watergate?” My brother in Christ, we are about ten thousand Watergates deep, between this presidency and the last.

The White House never moves faster than when it’s time to protect a predator. No offense or offender is too big or too small. They defend them all as if their lives depend on it. We can never stop saying how absolutely batshit that is.

I hate how this villain is now being given the Bane treatment bc she’s speaking out against the president. MTG is still an evil person and no amount of handling holding should erase that.