Yall finna hear me sing “Is it a criiiiiiimmmmmmeeeeeeee” from the top of my lungs off key!

It was only ok when it was hurting 🥷🏾s.

I'm really not taking medical advice from someone whose own body is trying to stop him from talking

Just locked in that Sade concert too.

BITCH!!!!! We are going!!!!

Big Sandals to me this morning

You listen to one 3 hr dancehall playlist and then apple has created EIGHT dance hall stations and playlist for you to listen to next 😑😑😑😑😑

Are we calling Trey and Matt the resistance???? Please say this is sarcasm.

Entered???

If you’ve ever been with a “not boring” man (and I mean all the versions), you relish the boring.

Nah. I love my straight to work and gym, boring ass, always sitting on the couch watching movies and on the PlayStation ass man. He not outside doing fuck shit. And I don’t have to worry about getting one of those calls.

💡State plainly that you're a new business and don't have the immediate capital & you may still find some takers who will work with you bc they need to build their portfolio before they can charge a lot. You can get your media & circle back to buy the license to merchandise, etc, when you have $$

What’s on your rapture playlist? music.apple.com/us/album/cau...

I left the fridge open last night and not only did the alarm not go off but I didn’t get a notification. What’s the point of the smart fridge then Bosch.

Tylenol said do not trust Earthworm Jim and Dementia D.

*lawsuit loading*

I hope Cardi breastfeeds on stage just to piss you bitches off How trash

Ooooh. I wish I had saw this a few days ago!

I don’t think He wanted to deprive me of the opportunity to see people talk shit about me after I died. #WhyWerentYouRaptured

RFK Junior’s eyes be like: 👁️ 👁️

I’m trying to figure out what’s the point of selling it if you can’t take the money with you? Do they think heaven has Roth IRAs or what?

Getting rejected by Burnt Sandals gotta be a real self esteem killer.

Issa whole lotta verses on the skyline. I ain’t think this many of yall was allowed to own bibles.

Of course they won’t call it indentured servitude or slavery

Me showing yall the skeets that got yall kicked off the rapture wait list.

He seen them miqmoes.

Since they about to ban Tylenol, I guess we back to heroin for headaches

I was left behind to keep an eye on yall.

I’m fascinated by the arrogance of thinking you know when the Rapture is coming. Anyway: youtu.be/pHCdS7O248g?...

Sadly none from here. But the other place...😬

Trisha

Yall. Maybe the rapture is this afternoon? And we were just given time to pack.

This like the 3rd or 4th Rapture I missed the cut on, starting to take it personally.

Are allowed a plus one??

I mean is the asteroid still coming?

If your pastor is still here after the rapture, does he keep his job?

Everything is racist.

Me realizing some of yall still here

You saying that’s why we was left behind like a McChicken wrapper on the side oh i95????

*sings* Skeets down from heaven. Rain down on me. Rain down on me.

You exactly one of the people I’m talking about.

He's making a list, and checking it twice; gonna find out whose raptured or not...

this is blackface

Some of yall upset you weren’t chosen like we can’t see yall skeets.

I mean seriously Sky Daddy if you not gone take me to the party at least hold me down.

if you think tylenol is bad for children, wait til you find out about school shootings.

You can’t fix autism because autistic people are not broken.

salute the real bitches. SALUTE 🫡

quote this with your reaction to getting left behind during the rapture

They did make a series about us