Hearing her tell that story was foul and I remember 2 Girls 1 Cup. She should have just eaten her sushi and left her phone in her purse. 🤦🏾‍♀️

Why the sister sound like she got a real testimony about the muffin man though? 🤣🤣🤣

I legit depends what I'm talking about. Butter puh-KAHN ice cream PEE-can praline My Daddy and Grandma always said it as PEE-can so that's probably the default way it would come out of me as well.

Would someone from another country like to send me a World History book? I'd be interested to compare and contrast with what was taught here in the USA.

Post an image you can hear.

I wanna know how the contents of the top drawer survives. Does it fall out every time it's opened? 🤔

Immediately Twizzlers

I'm allergic to the top row so that made this one easy for me.

Is this internal sabotage or are you gonna give us a description of the kidnappers in the next post?

I just know that mix of scents is wild. And the fact that so much of it will turn before it can be used is annoying me! It's her money but this is so wasteful and cluttered.

This is the cutesy, average, textbook version. So many things can affect the flow and duration, such as fibroids. With those, the day 2 experience can literally last for weeks. I just had 35 fibroids removed 7 weeks ago. If I've ever snapped at you on here, just know it could have been WAY worse.

I want to sit on the patio with a bottle of wine and the firepit blazing.

It tastes like dusty grass clippings. And I say this as someone who used to go get fresh pressed wheatgrass shots weekly. Matcha tastes like dirty outside with a dusty, powdery, gritty film.

Yall can have the cinnamon rolls. ✌🏾

Unless it lists victims/survivors by name or any kind of identifier, I don't see how any innocent people could possibly be hurt.

These two white boys thought they were gonna take over an island of 87,000 Black folks?!? 🤣🤣🤣 The phrase "You and what army?" come to mind. I think the confidence of a subpar white man is stronger than that of a mediocre one. 🤦🏾‍♀️

The support is nice but I think the confusion is the underlined part. When folks get court martialed, were they following the orders given or were they defending against enemies both foreign and domestic? Civilian law and UCMJ proceedings are a smidge different.

I do and he knows it.

Truck battery died and now it's raining. 🙃

It's only 9:02pm and I can barely keep my eyes open. What is going on?!?

Is it crazy that I actually want this for myself? 😂

WELP!

The fact that I smell the rum stronger than the chocolate from these rum balls that I made is so very amusing to me. 🤭

My Grandma had handicap ♿️ plates because of her heart condition. My mother has ♿️ plates because of her MS. I had to fight for wheelchair assistance after having surgery. Whether temporary or permanent, none of those are readily visible disabilities but still deserve accommodation. This sucks.

This is just one more example that California is gonna do what it do whether yall change your minds or not. Play with us if you want to, it ain't gonna go how you hoped.

Me trying to lock in with my hype music before a track meet but my headphones were on the hater squad and didn't wanna see me be great 😂👇🏾

There are far too many of yall who don't realize just how hot you really are.

When your friend from high school grows up to be a doctor on the other side of the country but wants to send continued post-op Get Well Soon wishes, she sends snacks to encourage R&R and a handwritten letter like we used to pass back and forth in high school 25 years ago. My heart is happy! 💜☺️💜

Let me check the tracking number on my future husband because I truly look forward to participating in this kind of shenaniganry! 😂

The hospitality industry got away with this longer than it should have, for obvious reasons.

As someone who has been tangentially affiliated with that particular neighborhood of the bird app, I have to say ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!

"Do you know you have 30 minutes?"

To be fair, J.P. Morgan *was* a real person but John Pierpont Morgan died in 1913 so he probably wasn't hanging out with Epstein or Clinton. J.P. Morgan Chase is NOT a person, that's a name formed from business mergers. 😐

I just did this and I fully understand why I got put on that "Mixtape" list of people who post such random stuff, folks have a hard time classifying us. My apologies to all the techies who followed me from the starter packs and feel misled because I hardly ever talk about that. 😂

Samesies 🫶🏾 Good spice though, not Dateline spice.

I'm sitting here thinking that I want some fresh baked cookies but I want to either get in bed and listen to the rain or watch a movie more than I want the cookies.

Don't forget to turn in your questionnaire to the BlueSky yearbook committee!

I just left the house without my earbuds 😳🥺😭

About four-ish years ago, before I injured my ACL. I was on the treadmill at the gym and wanted to see if I could get up to 9 MPH.

Yes, it plays the Super Mario Bros theme for calls and the coin 🪙 sound for notifications. ☺️

I need suggestions!🍺 I'm supposed to bring 3 different beers* (individual bottles, not cases) to International Night on Saturday because we're going to do small tasting pours. What should I bring? *It can be beer or cider.

I tried to get my parents to talk about it and they wouldn't do it. With that said, when my daddy died, he had successor's names and emails listed for utilities, life insurance intact, and no fundraiser needed. Folks gave us money but I gave it to my brothers for their travel expenses. Have a plan.

I've worked retail and in a call center. 😐

I think that's just for the Main 7.

This is the best TLDR of some BlueSky shenaniganry I've seen in a while! 😂

🎶I know it was the rub, I know it was the rub, I know it was the rub for meeeeeeee!🎶

I'm legit asking this in good faith; is there any LEGAL difference between a minor and a child? I have heard some legal documents refer to individuals as "the minor child" so I'm legitimately curious and hope someone with some legal expertise can clarify.

I haven't even read a whole lot of the emails but it's clear that these folks had no sense of trying to cover their tracks. I had stealthier code in the two colored ink origami folded notes I passed my friends in 11th grade.

Hook him up to a period cramp simulator and then have the same exact conversation.