My Indian neighbors are having a wedding with a parade and live music down our street and my next door neighbor made Posole and brought me some because my post-op self can't/shouldn't be doing anything. Sometimes, I enjoy this neighborhood so much. 😊

I think every little Black kid who caught the tail end of his broadcast in the morning before Bananas In Pajamas had a moment to think that it could be a sign from God, then think it may be a sketchy stage name, then consider he might just be an average televangelist with a lucky birth name. 🤷🏾‍♀️

I got the 3-in-1 abdominal binder so I would absolutely have enough support post-op but good grief, it might be too much support. 🥴

The organization, execution, and communication has all been extremely beautiful work. Check out this thread 🧵 and consider making a contribution💰.

Some folks don't realize how controlling yall actually are.

THEY LET ME OUT OF THE HOSPITAL TODAY!!! 😊🤸🏿‍♀️🥳 I can hear my own bed calling me now! 🛏

Yall ever have super specific cravings? Like not just fries but wanting freshly cooked, burn your mouth hot steak fries from Red Robin with two shakes of that seasoning salt. Just me? I want fries. 🍟

My hospital room has a cute little patio that I can't even use. 😂

So many folks talking about compassion fatigue and bsky breaking. What the heck am I missing?

I can't remember the last time I was this excited for a piece of toast! 🍞

I'm eating Broccoli Cheddar soup but I really want it to be Creamy Chicken & Wild Rice soup.

In case I forgot to tell yall, I'm alive and doing as well as can be expected in this post-op situation. 💜😊🙌🏾

This looks so vibrantly beautiful! 😍

I've gotten well wishes for today's surgery from Japan, Spain, and even some of my West coast friends waking up at 5 am to encourage me. I love and appreciate yall! 💜🥹💜

It is ridiculously difficult to get out of the shower and not be permitted to immediately put on lotion and deodorant. This is a crime against my epidermis! I. AM. GLITCHING.

__________ Mass Choir Pick one, any of them.

I want a steak so bad right now! 🥩

I just KNOW this would have done numbers as a "Tag yourself" post on the bird app.

When I told one of my friends that I'm having surgery later this week, she asked how she could support me. Considering that she's on the other side of the country and I'm an eldest daughter who struggles to ask for/accept help, I never know how to answer that question. While I explained more about

My Daddy's Aunt Ethel heard me say how much I loved these when we were in town visiting. Before we left, she said "Hold on, I got a lil something for ya baby." She had made a whole roaster sized pan of these to take with me. 🥹🥹🥹

Yeah, therapists are people, too. I went into one session and said "I'm starving and gonna eat this granola bar, do you want the other one in my purse? I do have manners."

My neighbors just came over with a gift bag that has wine 🍷 and chocolates 🍫 saying their son is getting married October 5th and people will be parked all up and down the block for a week. Yall think I can slide in there and snag some curry unnoticed? 🤭

I'm annoyed that I'm so tired right now, being extremely tired is on my calendar for NEXT weekend. I have so much stuff to get done before then. 😕

I forgot that jury duty gets paid. A surprise check in the mail is lovely! ☺️

Tacos and a funnel cake would make me happy right now. ☺️

Just the thought of blow drying my hair right now is exhausting.

My nephew asked me and my brother if we were in black and white when we were kids and when did we get color. I told him "Just because you're black and white doesn't mean your dad and I haven't always been in color." My brother: 🤦🏾‍♂️ My SIL: 🤦🏼‍♀️ Yes, I made a biracial joke at a 6 y/o halfrican kid.

This is gonna depend on -how far away it was -what kind of neighborhood -what the weather is -how much I actually wanted to attend -what I'm wearing (clothes & shoes) -if it's already dark -what I can/can't carry in my purse based on venue security After 20-30 minutes, my mood is probably tanked.

This is hilarious because I had posted photos with a guy friend and got all the "Cute couple! 🥰" comments and the whole time, there was an entire person not even on the app who was the real culprit for nearly a year. 🤣

This is so me. I can clock interest in others, but when it comes to me, that neurodivergence be kickin my tail. You gotta make it clearer than glass on a Windex commercial. Even then, I'm gonna double check.

I bought some mint (with the roots) last weekend to make some jello shots. If I put that little store bought plant in a pot, what are the chances of survival? 🤔

I'm strictly plug-in-socket over here, but I definitely flirt with/crush on the ladies more than any of the menfolk. Look at the material! JUST LOOK!

Nah, if I have both hands on the wheel, it's because I'm raging and yelling "THE LEFT LANE IS FOR CRIME!!!" at that damn Prius that won't get out the way.

If I have to travel somewhere, especially changing timezones, be away from my own bed and memory foam pillow, don't expect me to be getting up early every day like I'm going to the office to clock in AND be excited about it. I can't have rigid structure but no plans is gonna piss me off even more.

I'm gonna come back after yall season this a bit more so I can make a new playlist.

I just heard an ice cream truck drive by playing Jingle Bells.

Currently vibing to a random collection of Nicotine Dolls songs as I lament having to miss both upcoming local tour dates. 🥺😢😭

It's yalls fault that I want cookies and a kiwi right now. Why can't yall start discourse about something I already have without going to the supermarket? Don't yall wanna talk about celery and peanut butter or something?

I've done it before, I'm sure I'll do it again.

This is egregious.

It has bothered me for over 20 years to hear people call it "FASFA" and I never corrected the folks who said that way because it was always the folks who gave the vibe that they like to fight and don't really care if they're saying it wrong. 🤷🏾‍♀️

I was thinking about making some regular degular Toll House cookies but now you got me thinking about some oatmeal chocolate chip cookies or some oatmeal cranberry with a lil powdered sugar & lemon icing. 🤔😋

Get your tickets now to have your face in the place August 12-13, 2026! It's always a good time!

Both of these are delicious!

Some of these misunderstandings are egregiously dramatic.

Why can I set a time limit for muted words but not for muting accounts? 🤔

Sometimes, I wish there was a way to navigate to the message portion of this app without having to encounter the feed.

THIS! We can't survive on Olympic medals, we need diversity in our intelligence and fields of expertise with things that truly and significantly affect our day to day lives and the longevity of humanity.

I'm just gonna say this: being in close proximity to several medical school hospitals, it's predominantly the folks with names that you can't/won't properly pronounce that are saving and improving your quality of life. Hating the helpers who are simply existing is beyond asinine.

I don't know if it's just me, but I absolutely hate that ad showing somebody's red, inflamed hairline with the bugs superimposed on it. It makes my skin crawl every time and takes days to get it out of my brain. As soon as I do, it pops up again. Now I'm itchy all over. I hate it. 😡🤬😡