I said “I need to get my life together” and then took a nap. 🌙 Twas a good nap tho

You are in Jail and the singer on your birth month has to bail you out with her vocals Are you getting out?

im watching the office for the very first time and this diversity day episode....whew man lmao

I thought the quarter zip thing on tiktok was coo at first but my thing is...If our grandparents in immaculate three-piece suits and dresses couldn’t sidestep racism, why would we think a $79 quarter-zip from Banana Republic is our golden ticket?

She ain’t a lady if she ain’t 180 210 count ya boy in

one day we’re going to talk about how standom as a whole is extremely antiblack and dehumanizes Black people (especially women) for entertainmen

dumb ass earth king kuei

Your potential means nothing if you never use it.

VIOLENCE!

Since im gonna be bedridden for 2 days i have to ask: is the office that good?

they gotta be trolling because WHAT?

So i went to urgent care today. Turns out i have pneumonia as well. They're giving some antibiotics i have to take once a day to take another two days to rest

I am the greatest earthbender in the world! Don't you two dunderheads ever forget it

Besides counting aang, since he's the Avatar I'm going with toph

The Nintendo GameCube came out 24 years ago today. Feel old yet?

To my book readers do y'all feel like Kobo plus is worth the price?

Of course they did Very on brand for them

If you found out someone was wearing reps would you clown them? I personally wouldn't because some of these prices for shoes are INSANE

Asking the right questions this morning

Keeping it a bean...ghost of yotei could probably replace at least one of the games on this list

good. aint shit over there but rage bait and gender wars

Imagine being so conditioned by violence that you truly believe punching a child is “discipline.” You are so disconnected from your own emotions that the only tool you think you have as a parent is your fists. So used to harm that you can’t even recognize it as abuse anymore. Therapy IMMEDIATELY

Is it that albums don't hit as well as they did a decade ago or is it because platforms like tiktok have ruined people's attention spans to that of a goldfish

These kids don't know true pain

To the person who is trying so so desperately to try and hack my facebook account that I don't even use I HAVE TWO FACTOR AUTHENTICATION ON ALL MY SOCIAL MEDIA ACCOUNTS FUCK NIGGA You not getting in

That said, the data itself still lines up with what my cyber security professors have been saying: AI isn’t deleting jobs outright but shifting how work gets done. Productivity goes up, annoying tasks disappear, and teams figure out how to use the tools without crashing the whole system

The findings are interesting, but I’m not exactly running to trust a massive financial institution to be the official spokesperson on “don’t worry, everything’s fine.”

I had an account for 24 hours and then deleted it

Getting this mad because someone commented on what you posted on a public platform is weirdo behavior

In my time being sick I been binging Task and I love me a good crime show

Giving us a live action Moana only a decade after the original came out is some of the most money hungry shit ever

If she don't gotta jump up and down to get into a pair of jeans ion want her

5'6

I love picking up heavy shit and putting it back down I wanna add some sort of martial art like maybe Judo or Krav Maga

I only look forward to the game awards knowing a lot of the nominations are about to go on sale

Now how the baby daddys gonna look for a job?!

Yet another reminder not to take ANYTHING this man says seriously unless its about beats & song composition

HELP! All my Libby holds suddenly want to be ready at the same time! HELLLLLP!

Acts of service and physical touch. I wanna get better at picking out gifts

im ngl when ppl started talking about quarter zips I thought they was referring to weed

Regardless how you feel about Shedeur, your backup having ZERO reps with the 1s when he’s one snap away from playing is egregious coaching malpractice.

facts like they should be grateful im even here

Im not falling for this sudden change in MTG. I don't trust her and I bet that this sudden change is all a ploy to elected to hire office. Either the crazy was as act or this newfound clarity was an act, either way she can't be trusted

Any armand hammer fans in here? i wanna get into their music but idk where to start

No

What's interesting to me is how easily executives admit they never valued their entry-level workers in the first place. AI didn’t make them resent inexperienced employees. It gave them an excuse to say the quiet part out loud

I see BigXThaPlug is about to be the next to pull a Post Malone

i just know JMSN got to be CACKLING right now. Go from making music since 2011 to being called a plant just because a song goes viral on tiktok. All while completely independent Crazy world

Day after my COVID testing. Can't taste shit still. Still hard to breathe