Seeing your name on the screen never gets old

Screenshot of Yahoo that I took in 2002

Social media really took folks 15 min of fame and overextended it in ways that makes folks out to be "famous"

I love and hate having so many creative ideas. Love the creative spark, hate the urge to execute them all at once.

Were you thinking about no longer boycotting Target? Well here's a whole new horrible reason!

She looks like the villain from a Tyler Perry show

People forget that Amazon Prime has broadcast some of the greatest moments in NBA history.

I have ideas for this space and I need money to bring them to fruition. www.zillow.com/homedetails/...?

And I forgot the true bane of my existence: apps feeling the need to send me more notifications than my fiancee' and mom combined. The ones that can't be turned off are even more obnoxious (cranes neck at Meta products).

Again: for any big liberal donor who wants to funnel millions into fixing this country's politics, the ROI on buying any struggling paper and simply tasking it with doing real reporting on local news is vastly higher than the same $$ given to some group that does mass ad buys every election year.

When a team like B-CU takes down ranked SEC schools in consecutive weeks, the conversation can’t be confined to “nice upsets.” It’s time to talk respect — specifically, Top 25 respect. Bethune-Cookman has more than earned it. READ: hbcusports.com/2026/04/14/b...

Everything has been made so scammy man

We need to dial technology back to somewhere between 2005-10. I don't want an app for everything, I don't wanna scan the QR code, and I don't want my car's dash to be all-computerized. Even though I get most of my gigs via email, I miss not depending on my phone 24/7.

Keke’s show is actually good.

Lemme have (insert celebrity's) 7- or low 8-figure bank account and be the same nobody (complimentary) I am now.

yall ever been in a place called Ollie’s?

Why the hell is he dressed like Sherlock Holmes c. 1893?

vrabel's employer was caught buying puss. he isn't getting fired for interlocking fingers with stray trim, especially after a super bowl appearance. that isn't how the nfl nor patriarchy work. like not at all.

Thread. The tl,dr: IF YOU SHOP AT TARGET, THEY MAY HAVE YOU ARRESTED. Don't shop at Target.

Fuck Target and fuck the criminally careless shoehorning of AI into every corner of corporate existence.

This thread is absolutely bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S (derogatory). I hope they sue the pants off Target.

I talk to my neighbors as little as possible, and that's one reason. The other is because after a long day, the last thing I wanna do is be small talked to death about the weather or what our neighbors are doing.

Support your friends that support YOU!

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The Bulls refused to pay this guy until Jordan personally got involved. Calhoun saw Jordan years later and Jordan's first statement to him was "you got paid, right?"

Queen of Cinemax circa 1996

Denver

Here's an idea, why don't they put these data centers on offshore drilling rigs that are no longer being used? They can make them as big as they need and there's water right there to keep them cool. I want 5% of all and future shares in this idea.

Stomach gonna sound like RFK Jr. with the hiccups

That man staged a Doordash delivery for publicity, and it's not even the most absurd thing he's done in the last 72 hours.

This damn dog snoring like he worked 14 hours at the shipyard

Anytime you think you can't do whatever crazy goal you have in life, just remember that this asshole is somehow a billionaire.

Is this what their side calls a "crisis actor"?

This is honestly a fucking assault on democracy.

I generally don't like your Facebook friends of friends, but someone made a good point about that Doordash driver showing up to the WH being a publicity stunt. Because what Doordash Driver is getting that close to the President of the United States?

I don't feel like revisiting everything I couldn't stand about how they wrote Urkel but it's a rant up here somewhere.

I know Urkel's car from Family Matters when I see it

TIL BlackPlanet still existed

Shows three places...blah, blah, blah. Shows three places, renovate...blah, blah, blah. Shows three places, persons' stories, renovate, reveal...blah, blah, blah.

Median survival went from 6 months to 13 months. It may not sound like much, but for metastatic pancreatic cancer, this is big, IMO. We finally have something solid to build on in this field.

I’m at the dentist and man HGTV makes the same show with just a different title

Linked to an article in People magazine, lol.

Thanks for the acid trips. Rest in peace.

CHRISTINA KOCH GREETING HER DOG AFTER RETURNING FROM THE MOON IM GONNA CRYYY 😭😭😭

The Righteous Gemstones (2019)

Virginia Squires miss the postseason for the 51st year in a row SMFH

Really super not enjoying how thoroughly enshitification has permeated snack food.

I know it's satire but Lord, these are the problems I need in life.

Every time you drink an Incredible Hulk in 2026, a Nissan Sentra's bumper falls off.