I can say with certainty. I never needed to see that.

Fresh feet juice? Aight man.

Long shot, but if there's any special support in Austin, TX for people arrested during a mental health episode, I'd love to pass that info along to friends. There's already a court-appointed lawyer, and dates. I've looked up info about calling & visiting.

Young people are always told what not to do. But what should you do? Did you know that most public libraries have a Nintendo Switch to use? That parks show free movies at night? That there's a map of pickup basketball games?

It’s old people business that the youth are borrowing

I woke up and found you creepin, tip toe tip, oh gurl I know your secret, you dippin on me, got that McNugget lovin, it just ain’t far…..gurl you got a 10 piece, don’t be stingy

I'm so glad you did this! I have some of my clients on a Dollar Tree regimen. Any esthetician telling you you can only use expensive products to help your skin, is just trying to sell you something. Watch this and listen to Kash.

I may have never thought he was straight but I may have thought this is Martin Short

Man, always a good time running with the District Running Collective. If you're in NE DC on Wednesdays, come through!

I just know MJB glad the chicken wrap moment finally dethroned

Mason and I filled in my mail in ballot together. We looked up the different candidates and talked about their policies. This kid is cooler than I'll ever be 🥹

Asking for some engagement with on a TikTok of mine if you love me and wanna help 🥹👉🏾👈🏾 Link: Check out this TikTok I posted! www.tiktok.com/t/ZTBjpUttb/

Girl you turn into a fascist when pissed off? Is that like a werewolf thing?

Remember riding in the back of a pick up truck? No seatbelts just holding on with your arms over the sides of the bed and vibes

I am obsessed. This is art. sistergolden.com

Hey man what the hell 😂😂😂

Without an attorney. Beat the case singlehandedly.

See. A public service. You're welcome.

This reminds me I need to schedule that colonoscopy.

Sounding like blowing into an empty jug when you walk

Don't make chitlins

When the grip has jumped ship 😫

*continues to avoid work*

Just make sure your fleet water ain't too hot

Anal can be intimidating but it can also be fun.

Going to the bathroom after anal be like throwing a ball down an empty hallway

Update: case dismissed!

I just don’t understand why I don’t have a roommate who pays for half of everything…but doesn’t live here or visit. Why is life so hard?!?

I’ve been kinda following her story on TikTok and this is a hilarious treat to actually see what she’s been describing.

Absolutely terrifying

Nobody: Me when that Skyrizi commercial comes on: CONTROL IS EVERYTHING TO ME

When that pussy going platinum >>>>>

He got that white

12 years ago today

My favorite time of the month

Cause niggas wasn’t DOING THE KNOWLEDGE! ONE.

I feel like Tyler got that yank

Fuck, Marry, Kill? Madea, Big Momma, Rasputia

Cannon, To the right of them. Cannon, To the left of them. Cannon, In front of them. Volleyed and thundered.

Peep it

I fuckin’ knew it

Going back and forth with the kid and one of us shouted "AT LEAST I HAVE HIPS". 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I have some new neighbors and I have officially decided that I hate their stinking guts

Ikyfltm

And if people wanted to be written better in your story- they should have acted better, treated you better.

"The beauty of telling your story is that no one can take it away from you. No one can rewrite it, water it down, or speak over your experiences. Your story is yours, and there is power in owning every chapter."

That last sentence is really it

Say what you want but I want them to fucking suffer

We've spent a lot of time thinking that white people need education to not be racist and they've repeatedly proven to us that white supremacy has nothing to do with white people's knowledge of the world around them and their place in history. We gotta start believing them.