Almost klled a stadium fulla white ppl just standing still for 2 solid minutes!

Dave Matthews Band released their second studio album ‘Crash’ (1996) 30 years ago this week | Listen to the album + read our tribute by @justinchadwick.bsky.social here: album.ink/DMBCrash

Happy 100 Trinity. #WashingtonSpirit

This lady gets what she gets but I truly wish someone would asked him what the abbreviation IQ stands for.

The lil humidity in the air is expanding my cloud bob (lol) and I’ve got about 20 minutes to stop caring about it.

I’ll be your best friend. I’ll protect you in the mosh pit.

They spent the night with the meat. #TopChef

They got the best of me this week and then some. I’m excited to go see some live foosball tonight to kick the weekend off.

The man in Sunshine Anderson's "I heard it all before" is wildly disrespectful.

I’m going to event that requires you to dress as an animal and it’s for kids/young adults so I can’t do my usual catsuit. I used to own wings and things. All the whimsy is gone from my life. Who got some wangs I could hold?

A song. A video. A time. Also? #ConjureMusic

I’ll never be too cool to yak on the phone while I’m cleaning up.

If one more person who sees me all the time tells me how pretty I am I’m gonna cry.

And was. 🫶🏽

That’s an elephant knuckle

Everything Is Love don’t get enough flowers if you ask me.

It's so amazing that this is our generation's moon landing

This supercut of Jeff talking shit to contestants is hilarious. #Survivor50

Lemonade is 10 today. I remember being HOT with Shawn for like 6 months. We were lighting his ass UP on Twitter that night.

Do you close your eyes at the dentist or are you a lil freaky mcnasty?

If. Mikey. Cries. Another. Time. Girl, please. Stop. #TemptationIsland

It's time for the percolator

I missed the crack?

On 495

I cannot believe it’s been 10 years. 💜💜💜

Cleated Rivalry

I’m glad they finally charged that D4vd dude. I know justice is slow but they found that girl in his car a long time ago. This is why I can’t be an abolitionist.

Remembering the legendary Luther Vandross on his birthday (April 20, 1951 – July 1, 2005)💙🕊 🗣Give me the reason to want you back... Love how they worked Luther Vandross in the movie scenes for this video 🔥

Many jamalams.

Harrison Ford is doing some great work here. #Shrinking

Laura really thinks she’s engaged. Girl. An engagement string? #BeforeThe90Days

Tiff AND Joe. Respectfully. Would. #Survivor

Don't forget to leave the milk and cookies out tonight for Cheech and Chong

I hate soccer

In the battle of the hot Managers, looks the bald one is gonna take it.

Declan could have stayed at home.

I hate soccer

IT DOESN’T GET MUCH MORE OPEN LADS WTF

What a half. #COYG

Me & @nicju.blacksky.app after we go see the good doctor

SHITE

And never missed!

Arsenal! Arsenal! Arsenal!

Today marks 11 years since the death of Freddie Gray. Last year, we documented the ways everyday people in Baltimore came together to create change.

On here. Off here. Whenever I start to get sweet on a man I remind myself he’s saying the same thing to multiple women.

Melissa Joan Hart is 50. Clarissa. Explain that to me.

About to dive into this bed like Scrooge McDuck in them coins.

Send me all the voice notes. My favorite podcast.