LET’S (holding for VAR)

Shitballs

Gooners!!!! #COYG

Saka. Gabriel. Saliba. Cash money!!!!

Some girls have all the luck

Alright Arsenal. Don’t kick me while I’m down. #COYG

I was on Threads for like two weeks after I left Twitter. Hell and no. I mostly follow people I know on IG to keep up with family back home and my friend’s kids since I deleted FB in 2013. I do not need to see what more of what they think. And Suckerberg is also an evil comic book villain.

Hey. I’m not going to threads. There is a flaw in relying on one site or app to aggregate all of your information. We also know how meta manipulates the algorithm and suppresses info. Get back in the field.

Anyway. Lukewarm take. What we give (gave) Keke Palmer is what we should be giving to Kyla Pratt.

I have such a hard time with public grief. I could really use the fellowship but I don’t think I’m ready to go back to church yet. I’ve also been kinda not eating/eating and drinking whatever so I also don’t know if going to the bar for footie is a good idea either. Ugh.

Today was the worst day of my life.

Like…

Arsenal Arsenal Arsenal

Eeeyuck

#COYG 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

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People keep saying something is going on with the ice. I don’t know if I believe that but folks are tanking.

It's Krème Pâtissière and we're discussing Dame Prue's departure!

I also think that the main thing that we are talking about is Meg and not Klay because people don’t think that she deserve someone who is kind and sweet and nice and a “good guy”

(I liked when a lot of folks didn't care about Klay and only hated him when he was on the Warriors during the playoffs).

Hello!!! China Klay was ALWAYS a time! Game 6 Klay. Captain Klay. Catch-and-Shoot KING. We had moments! Meg ain't go for just anyone. Put some respect on his name!

Ramadan Mubarak. Y’all are Allah’s strongest soldiers. Have a blessed and fruitful fast, friends.

Long live The Splash Bros.

So none of the hockey players are dating each other? Boring. #Olympics

And Nole and that heffa Janice. Everyone needs to be called to account.

“Every male selfie is a cry for help” - anonymous

Come through wig and pleasers! Yes Vanessa!!!! #BeyondTheGates

The girls are shelling out good coin but the sheitels are LAID!

Finally starting Pride and Prejudice.

I would almost prefer if people responded and just admitted they didn’t read the email rather than ask me something that they would have known had they read the email.

Canonically, this means that George Jetson has already been born somewhere on Earth. The pilot episode is a midlife crisis during his 40th birthday celebration.

Be curious, not judgemental.

Laissez les bons temps rouler!

3 new episodes of Paradise drop next Monday 🥹.

Nestled clumsily in between what felt like an infomercial for this book and religious propaganda, was a movie I was entertained by. I had several issues with it, but the most annoying was how everyone was the wrong age for their role.

My nutritionist recommended I incorporate bone broth and nutritional yeast into my diet. I used the former to make rice. Not terrible. Not amazing.

Masterpiece

Texting is OK... at best... But I wanna hear your voice, I wanna gauge tones... I wanna hear the laughter etc... I wanna converse.

There’s something about listening to Jill Scott that just makes your titties feel a little bigger.

Where are y’all buying $40 1/8s!?!

I feel a way that people are asking me for things at work and not even mentioning that today is a holiday when making the request. I won’t be responding until tomorrow but it’s odd that feels expected.

Oh they came off the top rope out the gate. I’m ready!!!! #RealityCheck

You never realize just how much someone was messing with your mentals until they’re no longer in your life. Jesus.

I have just two chores standing in the way of me watching this ANTM documentary. Let me hop to it.

Did y’all know Emma’s dad is Black? #BeforeThe90Days

The first couple of years after my hysterectomy were hard. These days I barely think about it.

Devin Booker, American hero.

‘Black Panther’ was released 8 years ago today.

He asked me if I like heterosexual men and I was so excited that it’s giving gay.