If there’s a hell, lying bastard Mike Johnson will burn in it.

The biggest story of our time that we're not talking about nearly enough www.chronicle.com/article/my-s...

so an interesting thing here is that the *very sharp* decline in recent years - which virtually every educator I know has remarked upon - seems to be *largely* a U.S. pattern rather than a European one. That to me suggests that we can't just blame the phones.

Apple has begun using Israeli chips in the iPhone 17e. These chips will control internet browsing, the camera, Bluetooth, Wi-Fi, and battery life. "If you have an iPhone, you can thank Israel for that" - Mike Huckabee, U.S. Ambassador

This is such a great idea and it’s also legal.

🚨🇮🇱 Apple has begun using ISRAELI CHIPS for the IPhone 17e. These chips will control internet browsing, the camera, Bluetooth, WIFI, and battery life. “If you have an IPhone, you can thank Israel for that” - Mike Huckabee, US ambassador

Once Elon Musk did an apperance at a Dave Chapelle show in San Francisco and was booed so fiercly that colleagues called the cops for a wellness check and if New York doesn't out-do that tonight, then what are we even doing here.

Dishonest POS furious over reports that they are, in fact, dishonest POS.

I wish the Spurs and Knicks would agree to not take the court if Trump is there

Knicks fans, you must boo this man right into the grave

If you are a person who killed a person, the state might execute you—but if you're a billionaire who used your wealth to murder 14 million people, the death penalty isn’t an option. Consequence isn’t even an option. "Failure to continue to reward" is seen as an unacceptable level of punishment.

Every few years we get some fucking uproar about "political correctness" or "cancel culture" or "critical race theory" or "DEI" or "wokeness" and every single time the punditocracy rushes in to say "no no no it's VERY NUANCED actually" and it always turns out to be exactly what you'd expect.

BREAKING: “NEW YORK HATES YOU!” A huge crowd of New York Knicks fans gathered outside of Trump Tower last night to make sure that Trump knows his own city hates him and that he is NOT welcome at Madison Square Garden tonight for Game 3 of the #NBAFinals!

Democrats could roll to victory by opposing data centers, but too many of just can't wean themselves from the Silicon Valley teat.

Trump: "I didn't guarantee no war." Trump guaranteeing no more wars:

Ken Paxton's impeachment defense lawyer just endorsed James Talarico. Dan Cogdell says his former client "has lost sight of his core mission, which is to represent the people of Texas."

like everybody else I am having my mind blown by learning that Hunter Biden’s paintings are actually good

In a sane world, this would mean the loss of accreditation for Auburn, because real universities don't have their curricula decided by politicians.

You know, there’s nothing stopping any other male or female reporter in the room from saying “Hey, you shouldn’t talk to her like that” and it’s a goddamn disgrace that they don’t. Yes, the reporter can speak for herself but also you should stand up for your colleague.

This is good stuff.

How much longer are we going to tolerate the way Trump speaks to female reporters?

" They said he had chronic venous insufficiency. A condition where leg veins can’t push blood back to the heart. That is, by definition, impaired blood flow in the extremities. You know, the same thing they said wasn’t an issue three months prior."

Fucking madness

Rep. Ro Khanna says it was Benjamin Netanyahu who ordered Congress to insert Section 224 into the 2027 NDAA, which would coordinate and expand U.S.-Israel military cooperation. He says Nethanyahu needs to be kicked to the curb. "The American people are tired of the arrogance of Benjamin Netanyahu

🇺🇸🇮🇱 Republicans and Democrats just UNITED to push deeper US military integration with Israel Ro Khanna: “Now let me just be clear, Mr. Netanyahu actually wrote to a member of Congress to put this section 224 into the bill.” The House voted on Section 224 of the NDAA, a measure expanding US Israeli

The Shame of Pittsburgh.

Bari Weiss is a fucking monster.

Are the Bears fans in the city who take the train to the game going to drive to fucking Hammond?

Sources stressed the Bears don’t have to move to Indiana if the McCaskeys find the common decency they’ve lacked for most of my lifetime.

When EMI pulled funding on LIFE OF BRIAN days before shooting, the Pythons turned to a fan. George Harrison put up around £3 million of his own money to make the film, simply because he wanted to see it. Eric Idle called it "the world's most expensive cinema ticket."

When Bari Weiss was hired as head of CBS News an acquaintance said to me “what is she supposed to do, not take it?” And I said that I wouldn’t because a stretch job is one thing but a job where you have no experience and you’re at the top? No.

First, the loyal fans who supported the Knicks for decades when the team sucked (emptying thier wallets for tickets, shirts, jerseys) get priced out of the building when New York finally reaches the Finals

If you’re in line to dunk on Spencer Pratt: STAY IN LINE.

A dedication to Pratt:

Stupid is the brother of Evil.

Thomas Massie says the conspiracy theorists were right about Section 224 of the NDAA, which he says will merge the US military with the IDF. Massie says the provision is treasonous and warns that it will force the US to compromise its own security for Netanyahu's demands.

Spencer Pratt, lol

This is the image that should grace his phony $250 bill.

I’m still furious that the officer who shot Renee Good has not faced justice

The Pope joked that if young people had to choose between him and Bad Bunny, "many will see Bad Bunny." But when more than a million people still show up to hear your message, you're clearly doing something right. 600,000 young folks showed up for his youth vigil.

I don’t know why Scott Pelley didn’t want to work for an editor who hires people like this River Page guy

River Page is dumb as shit.

There are currently more bills attacking trans youth’s right to play sports across the U.S. than there are trans youth in school sports.

Trump is begging the military to attend his trashy Nazi UFC fight on the White House lawn while intentionally fucking over Knicks fans.

He wants New Yorkers to hate him even more.

Entrenched bureaucracy is how he was able to get this done. All of this stuff requires experienced and motivated government workers. You cannot “will to power” your way to fixing problems, it requires a whole pile of experts. Mamdani’s advantage is he works with, rather than against bureaucrats.

If there’s a hell, lying bastard Mike Johnson will burn in it.

Since no one else is doing it, I'm explaining that in my Substack. See all the posts under the elections tab ... More to come. Doing work the dens should have been doing for a decade.