I want some of those Luigi Jesus candles

Basically sex work

Shouldn’t be this hard to get weird art shit done

My baby boy kitty HONDO is the sweetest cat I’ve ever had. Not a bad bone in his body. But damn if he doesn’t look guilty as shit whenever he walks into a room. I think he’s surprised by his own existence and just carries it in his face brows “am I supposed to be here!?” every existential second

Sex workers are people? With thoughts and feelings outside of sex?Sounds like a conspiracy.

Kinda why I love this place. civvi’s interact and don’t treat us as sub-human bc we have thots and share them publicly sans nudes

Definitely wonder what it’d be like to fuck Eddie & Venom

I’ll sell you mine for a gazillion dollars

I 😍 her

Are you an LED expert?! I need you for things. Please inquire.

Definitely not a fan of Kalshi, but their commercial with the astronauts on the golf carts yelling that the moon landing really happened is dead hilarious

Tbh it seems we could proliferate now that it’s all crime crime crime - lets make a new secret backpage

Get his ass, Annie! Finally.

Are you an LED expert?! I need you for things. Please inquire.

To be fair, if my husband didn't look good in his bimbofication photos, I would be pissed too.

Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

Not me, that’s for sure

McKenzie Bezos give us all a milly and fuck those bros economy

I was raised in equal parts by PBS and adult swim

Oooh 💯% correct take. If I could, Schiaparelli would get all my momey

Aw if I miss anything from the South, it definitely includes Waffle House

Waffle House is a place where you can eat breakfast in the morning with a wide ranging but relatively normal set of people. OR you can eat breakfast there at 2am after a night out with other party people, sex workers, cops, and probably a couple of drag queens.

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I have a MacBook Pro (16-inch, 2019) with intel that I’ve barely used at all. It’s just a waste. It was $3000 brand new. apple will only give me $250 on a trade-in and that’s a scam. It’s worth a lot more. Happy to sell it to another hooker who needs massive capability for 1k.

Hannah Einbinder. Hi. Helllo Cutie. Wanna meet up? 🫦

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Ed Zitron you are so angry at tech, it’s HOT- I hope you see it all crash and it gives you the biggest hard-on

Kristi Noem is a bird-leggéd ho Her husband got that big-breasted glow Good for him!

Will absolutely read it

I want one

Thread. (By the way: The Jewish agency Keshet is offering interest-free loans of up to $10,000 to LGBT people who are moving to another state to get away from anti-LGBT laws where they live. You don't have to be Jewish to apply.)

Yes! GYMTW!

Well well well

Y'know what, I'm still with it "War don't sex" that's right brother, peace fucks

Today has been a day OurSky, but before I take the Puffy Princess (not her actual name, I promise) on her walk I did want to post this. What you may not know is that I work in civilian content creation. So when I see posts like this, I don't see them as an SW. I'm seeing them through that lens.

Anyone here professionals with mirror tinting?

There’s definitely a few dick pics I’m sure

Yo lmao this idiot

@aaron.bsky.team hey, we know you're super busy but we could really use some clarity over on #OurSky about a) whether or not a ToS change is coming that cleans us out b) whether or not the 2 ban screenshots circulating are real or shopped for tiktok clout We only want to be where we are welcomed

After seeing Heated Rivalry, a married man and his wife are exploring anal sex. They are taking their sweet time, but he wonders how long they should expect it to take before it becomes comfortable for them both. (Who’s doing whom? He never says!) Hear our answer on this week's Savage.Love/Lovecast

I’m watching Succession for the first time. The actor who plays Tom, Shiv’s husband (and to a lesser degree, the guy who plays cousin Greg) is a comedic genius. Just all around fucking absurd and ridiculous. How he did his scenes with such a straight face is wild.

It was reallly bad

"ai" this "ai" that well how about ai kiss you on the mouth and lift you off the floor and spin you around because its so good to see you

OMG IRAN!