date: you‘re so intuitive…what’s your secret? me (softly): i listen to the deer hive mind, bird lobby, & feed the stray cat reconnaissance. in this way i am always connected, never alone, & one move ahead of the oppressor at all times. it makes the sex phenomenal. we think you’re ready to hear it

I know I’m following some nerds here that could be so so helpful

This guy HAS to be a client of Bardot - I just know it

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Attorney friends - Do any of yall have access to lexisnexis or westlaw? If so, would anyone be willing to grab a practice guide for me?

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Dream Lover

Our lawn guys are here today like fuck that holiday

I think I would kill at managing a construction site

Tell me. Have you seen a more prestigious cat?!

The quarter zip convo is confusing because I’m over here like, weed?! Y’all are talking about weed, right?! That’s the only qz I know about lmao

Me as a Bluesky therapist

I gotta stay high-igh-igh-igh, igh-igh, igh-igh, igh 'Til I die-ie-ie-ie, ie-ie, ie-ie, ie I gotta stay high-igh-igh-igh, igh-igh, igh-igh, igh 'Til I die-ie-ie-ie, ie-ie, ie-ie, ie I gotta stay high-igh-igh-igh, igh-igh, igh-igh, igh 'Til I die-ie-ie-ie, ie-ie, ie-ie, ie

Oh what’s that?! The give your money to women article? It’s right here.

Reverse cowgirl, so we can keep an eye on the government.

Sir, excuse me, I was sitting there

If you have teenage girls in your life, now is the time to talk to them! Make sure they are ok! Make sure they are avoiding the worst that’s about to come out! shield them and love them. TALK to them and hold them and let them know YOU give a shit about them.

Bro you just took me back to some cherished memories

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Lmao

I think somehow I followed a list of birders and any time they post a blue bird, they always start with “you all love a blue bird, so here’s a…” and it’s a blue bird of the prettiest kind (all of them). Thank you for this, birder friends!

Ooooooo 🥹

8am every morning someone BLARES star spangled banner and I want to strangle them so bad

Bardot said we are living through a spiritual dark age but theres too much technology to notice.

SLAP THAT SIGN MY FRIEND!

First country to open up, no rules, to American women will have a baby boom. Please take me along for auntie duties.

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Bardot said we are living through a spiritual dark age but theres too much technology to notice.

When I move back to the mainland, and tour, I’m going to do these wherever I am with other sex workers. Sound amazing and needed!! I think it would do wonders for us!

I kinda… love it….????

Lmao 🤭🤭🤭

Ok this sounds fun

because the night belongs to buttholes

Oh MY GOD 😍

Ooohhh sounds good!

Cozy-maxing for me is using female condoms (or insertable condoms if we’re being inclusive)

Just too many men getting away with shit on here for me rn. See you later. Reach out if you’re NOT like those guys and let’s have fun for a little while.

They smeared her with her movie theater bj and now they want her to protect them?! this is the one and only time I’m with her!

Soon Ai will make itself, watch itself and if corp overlords have it, Ai will have its own money and then we can just let them all drift into a cycle of dead creation and passing the same trillion around to each other in cycle of doom. - leaving us still as a society of creative humans.

Lmao “Thanks, slut”

Omg what a cool ass bug

Anyone know how hard it is to drive from Sac to Tahoe and around Tahoe up to Reno and back, at the end of Jan?

I think this is why I’m such a good sex worker

Extreme confusion at nudibranch postings

I don’t want data centers, nuclear research sites, or food deserts!

Girth is quite the fave among us - from what I know