Didn’t Sarah Silverman fuck Jimmy Kimmel? That was a song, right? youtu.be/TwIyLHsk2h4?...

This aged extremely well.

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I am Tiger Queen. Slow Erotic. 🐅 I am woman, hear me MORE.

Be good. Thank you.

My god. WHY would NJ Republican gubernatorial candidate Jack Ciattarelli — three times — vote against bills to keep sex offenders & other abusers away from children?? And against a bill to address college sexual assaults?? Read this. Seriously, wtf??

I’m having sooo much fun decorating for Halloween on Autumn Eve! 👻🎃🍂😶‍🌫️

I've been listening to this on repeat. This man led our country for eight years. What a honeymoon we had! And then, we entered an abusive relationship, with no end in sight... youtu.be/IN05jVNBs64?...

If you’re too afraid to do your job, you should quit your job. If you’re too afraid to report on what’s going on because you’re afraid of MAGA death threats, you should stop being a reporter. if you’re too afraid to vote against honoring a white nationalist due to death threats, you should resign.

Kash is trash.🗑️🚮 That’s why an absolute child was appointed FBI baby boss; clearly he is incontinent, so we get to watch our whipping boy piss his pants on national display. 👶🏼 Better to take the piss than gush blood, i guess… 🅱️🆎⚧️🩸

How dry I am… www.drought.gov/states/misso...

We’ve had weeks of hot, dry days. I bring up my Halloween decorations and host a pussy party, and then it rains and fall is ushered in.

“Why do we become fascists? Because, fuck our dads.” Interview quote from the book, “Black Pill: How I Witnessed the Darkest Corners of the Internet Come to Life, Poison Society, and Capture Politics”, by Elle Reeve

Watching Top Secret (1984) to see what the administration is planning next.

The Safford family currently pays $278/month for health insurance. If congressional Republicans let health care tax credits expire, their premiums could soar to $1,800/month next year. That’s a health and economic catastrophe. www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...

Thanks to everyone who canceled their Disney Plus subscriptions we’ve had over 50,000 people confirm they’ve canceled!

It was like sitting in a bowl of macaroni and cheese. 🧀🏵️🤭

Men on the interwebz, and everywhere around you: "Ere this night does wane, you will drink the black sperm of my vengeance!" en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Beyond_...

My pussy has no time for this nonsense.

WAP. ☔️

Forest Park Parkway is a wee bit flooded.

Sun and moon = yoni and breasts. They’re inspiring, unlike penis and chest cheese 🤷🏼‍♀️

Stella is so nervous/:~curious~ about the big decorating shift in the witchy fairy cottage. 😳🥹

Witch, please.

On brand with the eagerly anticipated release of THE EPSTEIN FILES, all you old creepy rich DAUGHTER FUCKERSSSS

Baby’s first Halloween as my familiar.👶🏼🐈 She said a bit anxiously, “You’re not gonna put me in that pumpkin, are you?” 🎃😈🧙🏼

I’ve never owned a television.

LOOK AT PUFF THE MAGIC PONY. 🎀🥹💖

I visited my friend’s horse again last night, and Stella went into fits of ecstasy over my boots. Horse smut is like catnip to her!🐴👢😻

This tribute to a beloved cat was SO touching. What a beautiful love story.😿🥹💓

Zinnias! 🌺💖

The sparkle fairy came… 💖🍑🍓🌻🧚🏽🧃✨

"Christian nationalists want the US to be a Christian nation, but they don't want to follow the words of Christ. It's like irony & hypocrisy having violent hate-sex." www.simonandschuster.com/books/Separa...

Menopause is a critical window for brain health. beingpatient.com/menopause-br...

Not a surprise. St Louis residents were poisoned by the gov on purpose, without their consent. youtu.be/upYvUe6hWEk?...

I got my covid vax. Walgreens asked if I had health conditions. I said, "YES I'm very depressed and have cigarettes."☹️🚬

Last month, I held $1.3 million in my hands - 400 troy oz of pure gold. I saw a young man lift it with one hand, so I tried, & I couldn’t do it! (400 oz = 28 lbs.) I tried & tried, with the women working the booth encouraged me. Finally, I bellowed, “I’M HAVING A BABY!” & lifted it up. 😬 Huzzah! 🥳

Does ChatGPT use 10x more energy than a standard Google search? engineeringprompts.substack.com/p/does-chatg...

Mama. 🕯️❣️

SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND HATE: A Sane Person’s Guide to Taking Back the Bible from Fundamentalists, Fascists, & Flock-Fleecing Frauds. It's for any believer, atheist or agnostic who will ever have to deal with Christian Nationalists; and it’s on sale now. www.simonandschuster.com/books/Separa...

You know how most folks have XX or XY sex chromosomes? Well, some people have anomalies, such as XXY. One of my clients has Klinefelter Syndrome. my.clevelandclinic.org/health/disea...

Someone gave me these figures for my haunted house. 👻 I haven’t checked if Ned’s head comes off… 😬

My swamp white oak has acorns! 🌳🥹

John Fugelsang has published a book! "Do you ever watch Christians on tv and think: 'Jesus Christ, these people are the opposite of Jesus Christ!' Christianity was supposed to be about love, humility and service to others; but seems like the opposite..." www.popmatters.com/separation-o...

My friend saw this in a hospital lobby and has questions... Reminds me of that joke: Q: Why do chicks dig Jesus? A: Because he's hung like THIS> (and then you spread your arms out)

This was my FAVORITE thing at Factory Obscura. 🤩 They have all these little hidey holes you can peek into, and this one featured a beautiful mouse queen surrounded by TREASURES - keys, coins, jewels… 😍🐁🗝️💰💎✨💖

Even though there isn't much evidence to back it up, I still like to pee after PIV sex. www.mcgill.ca/oss/article/...

This book about modern day dinosaurs is sooo good! Owls have twice as many neck vertebrate as we do. Hummingbird colors are not pigment-based. Birds DO have a sense of smell.🦉🦆🐦‍⬛

Are You There, God? It's Me, Margaret. was very sweet. Great actors, costumes, decor. Judy Blume made a cameo!

Oops, I should have turned that coffee mug around. The paper to the left of it is a chronology of all the Holmes stories I made over 30 years ago and was recently consulting.