OMG it's already hot crone summer season🥵

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Oh noooo she’s stuck😅

I have my copy of the book! 💃

I got a goddamn PEEPANANNY in my midst. 👀😵

good job, buddy

WTF is this? "When we read, we grow." OK, second lady, who is dressed up as a tissue box... she sure seems excited to read this children's book about military trauma 🪖🎖️ youtu.be/xicbFzDOHn0?...

"In his book Stolen Focus, Johann Hari identifies four distinct layers to describe attention: spotlight, starlight, daylight, and stadium light..." udayton.edu/blogs/educat...

Yep. I linked the story on my blog once, but I can't find it; WordPress screwed up the search function a few years ago, and my blog is so immense finding something without knowing the EXACT wording is up in "needle in a haystack" territory.

Fucking HILARIOUS

What is Lana spelled backwards 🧮🐈‍⬛

I did it. I cooked an egg in the tiny cast iron skillet my friend gave me from her mama. 🍳💓

We’re stuck with a “man”who can’t stack blocks and churlishly knock them down, much less play Tiddly Winks with checkers. 🫨 Meanwhile, where was chess invented? ♟️

If you’re married to someone with the emotional intelligence of a 3 yr old, does that make you a pedo?

I no longer carry a calculator in the grocery store to make sure I don’t spend more than $40, but I still forget I can afford valet parking. 🧮

Look at this beguiling, bewitching flower situation!

Awww so cute the dumb blond lets the dumber blond yammer on 🍠💇‍♀️

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Pssst, they’re at the sniffing butts stage now 🥹🐌🌽

Maybe I'll visit Eliza's grave today... I wonder how much it would cost to buy her a gravestone... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eliza_H...

This book is weirdly sexist, ageist, nonsensical. 🫪🫨😬

Um, they aren’t hiding the corruption. Don’t act like we’re getting a lil overheated when it’s 3rd degree burns 🔥

If I hear the word "slush" one more time...🤬 www.etymonline.com/search?q=slush

Explain it to me like I'm 53... If someone signs a supervillain's NDA and gets millions of dollars for the horrific abuse they endured, how is it that they can publish a memoir and go on every social media platform and share the sordid details?

Live in a tiny fairytale…🪡

This Little Golden Book is not part of my collection.

I read this book a couple times, many years ago. Attending a library event about it on my day off. So glad to have opportunities like this a few minutes from my house, and the time to participate.

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Corn dog met Shayfer 🌽🐌🍄🥹

Listening to this audiobook 🫠

The Owl looked up to the stars above, And sang to a small guitar, 'O lovely Pussy! O Pussy my love, What a beautiful Pussy you are, You are, You are! What a beautiful Pussy you are!'

I just learned about bald eagle couple Jackie and Shadow. There's a fundraiser to buy land near them so it doesn't get developed. They need to raise it by July 31. savemooncamp.org

Look at the beautiful pussycat! They make such an odd couple 🤭🦉🐱

The bad news: I left my Magic Wand vibe at the B&B. 😫🤦‍♀️ The good news: I have a backup one.😁💃

I surrender. 🇺🇸🏳️

I was surprised that in this version, the fella chose the eldest daughter to marry, not the youngest.

YES!!! I like this version of The Velveteen Rabbit better.

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I got a corn dog 🌽🐶🥹

I want everyone to be free to live their lives without cruel obstacles.

“Your best was reserved for strangers.” Oof. This is such a common thread in Black parenthood and I’ve been very intentional about not perpetuating this cycle with my kids.

The Gingerbread Man. Sassiness led to his demise. 🍪🦊🪦

For more than a decade, Stephen Colbert has been one of the top voices of late night—making us laugh and, even more importantly, reminding us who we are and what America stands for. Michelle and I enjoyed being Stephen’s guests—even when the games were rigged—and we’re grateful to call him a friend.

The Trump administration is closing the nation's primary bee research laboratory.

I’m excited! My sister & I are going on a family road trip to Iowa with our aunt, the last surviving person of that generation. Our great grandmother, pictured here, grew up in the Amana colonies, a very religious socialist community that thrived until the Great Depression.

My local post office hasn’t been mowed in weeks. Grass is waist high. I kinda like their prairie look.

Earth Angel.

The ugly duckling

At gyno today. Why is withdrawal method portrayed as a cork?🤔

On this day, 1918, Mary Turner was lynched for protesting her husband's lynching. This website shares an infinite calendar of racial injustice in our country. calendar.eji.org/racial-injus...