What makes you think we've stopped?

Most women are funnoying. Just gotta determine what your threshold is for either part of the balance.

Like LOOK at them

I wonder if two scoops of Bustelo would make for an effective pre-work—

Spent his entire Q1 budget on this and will likely make it back in spades 😭

Okay with the euro step!

[unsolicited advice]: If you use AirPods Pro, I recommend grabbing Comply memory foam earbud replacements. Bonus: The kit comes with brushes to clean both your headphones and the case. Shoutout to @willsmith.fun for the reco.

now i have to hear "New York Rangers!" in Zordon's voice.

The same way Donald Trump (And Elon Musk & Sam Altman) is going ham now.

You know what? I might make my way down there this week. Off GP. Bravo.

Hey CA! Vet out candidates closely!! There are going to be a LOT of these wolves in sheep's clothing this year. www.rawstory.com/california-r...

No new pictures Where are you mentally?

As someone with a mental illness, it's sort of irritating when that's the default to define evil people.

As a former advocate for survivors of domestic violence, I cannot describe how much it pains me to hear the Vice President say we owe a debt of gratitude to man who shot a woman in the face and then called her a fucking bitch.

Elon Musk is so committed to free speech that you can create sexual abuse material featuring children but can't say the word 'cis'

i think powell's response here is a demonstration of the folly of the idea that democratic accountability requires presidential control. what if the president is not acting in the public interest? you want independent agencies to be able to push back and pursue their *congressional mandate*

You did not see this kind of statement from the Turkish central bank before Erdogan staffed it with sycophants because he had carefully laid the groundwork to do so without resistance over the course of 15 or so years. And then once he did do it, inflation went from 10% to 86% in two years.

Chat what does “tar pit people” mean?

MUST WATCH: This is what happens when talking points rot your brain. Noem says the government is untrustworthy. Bash points out she runs the government. Noem responds “yes.” That’s it. That’s the thought process.

Guys, come on back. We got Venezuela at home!

That “Level 4 Travel Advisory” description looks awfully relatable…

I mean, that’s a pretty good line

Im tired of AI. Im tired of always being sold to. Im tired of vapid influencers. Im tired of this administration. Im tired of not have 3rd spaces. Im tired of everything costing so much. Im tired of death missing his target. IM TIRED.

Silksong DLC looking wild

AOC: That is a fundamental difference between VP Vance and I. I do not believe that the American people should be assassinated in the street.

This is real and it is happening.

This post been up for almost four hours and still hasn’t been deleted

They can’t even turn the Safety on??

if a Democrat had said “I can’t wait to host the oil companies at my 90,000 square foot golden self-commemorative ballroom that I tore down the White House and solicited $300 million in bribes to build” it would literally be considered the worst scandal and gaffe in human history

"i'm closely monitoring your online behavior because i have no one to pay attention to, and no one who will pay attention to me" you fucking dweeb 😭

Portland Police Press conference on the shooting of 2 Portlanders: -DHS said the victims had been involved with a shooting. Nope! -But they were def part of Tren de Aragua -actually no -But TdA is real and active in Portland -We can't name single crime TdA has been involved with in this city

Happy Friday!

Comedians often are the boldest critics of society. George Carlin, Richard Pryor, even Dave Chappelle in a different era.

Selling Creatine Puffs to neckbeards who won’t sniff the inside of a planet fitness…them hormones gon be thru the ROOF

everything is gender

I can't join ICE because i can read.

Having a post tracker on another grown man not weird to you baby?

A rep for Nintendo tells me that the company says AI was not used in any of its promotional My Mario images. I'd asked about the one with the unusually-bent thumb

I EP’d a documentary called The Forgotten Occupation that has a premiere screening tomorrow in LA. It is, unfortunately, Timely. You can get tickets here: lumierecinemala.com/film-the-for...

Why the internet (mistakenly) thinks Grand Theft Auto VI will be delayed again www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...

"By Friday morning I was even receiving death threats from gamers. 'I’d hate for me and my friends to have to track you down,' read one email in my inbox."

Expect to see a surge of proud ignorance and proplawganda about what you can say about ICE agent Jonathan Ross, identified by local media as the person who shot and killed Renee Good. In particular, expect a repeat of Rittenhouse-era “accusing him of murder is defamation” rhetoric. It’s not. /1

Been watching this all day.

New: Trio of Dem senators urge Apple and Google to enforce their own terms of service and ban X, Grok apps for their flood of nonconsensual sexual imagery. I've repeatedly asked both Apple and Google about this for three days. They're completely silent, seemingly hoping the question just goes away.

Crash was the perfect movie for me to watch at 19, and immediately feel like I was profound for understanding what happened.

“Trust the strength You have already built in me.” 🙏🏽🤍

This. At some point, you gotta audit the quality of “advice” you’re seeking out. Done read 48 Laws Of Power for 15 years and you still weak as fuck.

The funny part is, i rarely offer women dating advice. I talk to men. But the men don't like the advice because I'm not telling them that the women need to change. If i was bashing women and blaming them for men being lonely, the dudes would be all ears. You listening to those guys and u still alone