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Extremely apropos 🤣🤣🤣

I honestly don’t think that thought has ever entered his mind.

I could eat at least 5lbs of sushi right now

Yall should get this for me*cough* my son, whose birthday is Monday. He is absolutely a James Bond fan, despite being 5 years old and having seen zero of the movies. Trust me.

Again for the people in the back.

I’ve had to check RELATIVES about it more often than homies I have multiple male cousins who’ve cheated and beaten on women, only to be utterly DISTRAUGHT when those women left them WTF did they *think* was gonna happen? Then, the surveillance started You can surely connect the dots from there

There’s a song on my last album called “Get That Woman Off of Your Mind” Its final lyric is “A man who can’t move on’s a threat to everyone around” I wrote it because I know how close so many men come to being Justin Fairfax once their relationships end I’ve had to check (former) homies about it

Reminds me of that time that old man Plumpie stole his speech from Legally Blonde. Source: www.youtube.com/watch?v=eo9g...

brilliant -- Morning Joe put together clips of Pete Hegseth reciting a fake Bible quote from Pulp Fiction, along with the Samuel L. Jackson scene from the movie

Exactly one year ago today:

Dr. Cerina Fairfax is remembered as a mentor and community leader as officials call attention to the broader impact of domestic gun violence toward Black women

(I keep pronouncing that woman’s name as “ErmaGERDDDD”)

Great article. It’s especially frustrating being in games (often a white space with a white audience) and having folks attribute linguistic disconnects to not being online enough or young enough when it’s really a lack of understanding of Black slang and/or AAVE.

I would like to meet a $25,000 alpaca

"You're spending taxpayer dollars to drink milk shirtless in a hot tub with Kid Rock. Somehow you think that's a better public health message than informing the public about the benefits of vaccines. Really? -- Rep. Linda Sanchez to RFK Jr

if he sneeze, it's gon sound like somebody tearing off a sheet of aluminum foil.

Here’s me practicing “Tea Time with Feety Pablo”

Mixing Alizé and vodka is why she got put out of Roc A Fella.

Avocado? Fire. Toast? Fire. Avocado toast? Meh.

We told you it wasn’t funny when you were doing it… because it wasn’t funny variety.com/2026/tv/news...

No better than Joe Rogan and them.

This ain’t Colin Jost?

Meanwhile, Jeanine Pirro is frothing at the mouth to try Black teenagers in DC as adults for petty crimes. They’re literally complaining that 15-to-19-year old girls aren’t having as many babies as they used to. Miss me with that “kid” rhetoric.

Trick Williams On Bringing Black Culture To WWE TV: 'I Don't Know How To Do Or Be Anything Else'

Erika Kirk and JD Vance are drawing like WCW in 2001

Listening to women when they speak. Even the ones I’m not physically attracted to.

I…think I’ve already reached my stimulation threshold for today? But I spent my morning being helpful.

They are right and they should say so

He definitely wrote this via a prompt. The weirdness is experiencing Hockey Stick Growth.

Hey. This is America. Fry that fish in cornmeal.

I don't think my day can recover from "I thought it was me as a doctor." Let's call it a wrap.

Microsoft’s new head of Xbox, Asha Sharma, has told employees that Game Pass has become “too expensive” and suggested that the subscription service’s pricing is about to change. vgc.news/news/xboxs-n...

I liked Pragmata, or as I've taken to calling it, "A Dad Game For Dads Who Actually Like Their Kids."

There's a lot going on in this clip but can we circle back to the "DoorDash GRANDMA" t-shirt for a second? Trump normalizing retirement-age gig workers tells you everything you need to know about the American economy under Republican leadership

he's counting on people not knowing what a doctor looks like because they don't have healthcare

Is he healing Jeffrey Epstein….

As a man born and raised in Kansas City, MO: I’ve had to endure this question for the past 20+ years of my life since moving to DC

But meemaw he wants Iran to have NUKES

imagine arguing with your devout catholic grandma and shouting "the pope is WEAK on crime"

Lmfaooooooooo that ACL tear sounded like he got sniped from across the street lmfaoooooooo

The hubris to believe you have “enemies” and are not simply an asshole <<<<<

More smoke for a guitarist than his failing “negotiators”

Evidently, only people with wealth, fame and influence are worthy of respect 💊

The play is running according to schedule. Consider the VP debate, which contrasted the presidential one between Trump & Harris, and painted Vance as somewhat more reasonable and articulate than his running mate. Equally dishonest and manipulative, but with more of an “intellectual” timbre.

Cold milk with warm snickerdoodles from The Mall*?? Sign me up every day. *Your mall of choice may vary (iykyk)