Got it.

it almost distracts from all 311 of his teeth

I have never hated so many people before in my life.

Basketball video games when they were named after the previous year's Finals matchup >>>. Bulls vs Blazers went platinum growing up.

I do find PC outlets that use Hogwarts Legacy for benchmarks kinda funny, because the justification is usually that it sold really well but you should probably consider that anybody playing that wet cardboard slop excuse for the game literally would not notice if it ran like an N64 game.

I just received a campaign email from a local candidate and…it’s in Comic Sans If you ever wanted to know the fastest way to NOT earn my vote…

The WORST thing about the Knicks being in the Finals is Stephen A. Grift getting even more attention. 🤢 #KnicksSky

Today’s rabbit hole of skill acquisition: LightKey.

Stuff like this infuriates me. And it’s partly why I roll my eyes when folks talk about people “coddling” kids by walking with them & whatnot. Parents are often overprotective because society in general ignores or actively despises children. The least people can do is stop for buses.

"Who designed this game, and why are we playing it?" . . . 🚬

Folks (men) are really upset that you're playing as Faye for the new God of War game. Have you played as Kratos for the most part of the franchise? Yes. But think just one step outside of that for a moment: Everything Kratos has done is because of the love he has for his wife at the time.

DEAN: You're under oath. When will you comply with the law and release all the files? BLANCHE: We have complied with the law DEAN: There are 3 million more documents. Nobody buys it. *the time of the gentlelady has expired* DEAN: How do I get cut off 2 minutes into this?

The entire selling point of Uber (at its inception) was “hey here’s a taxi you can just pay from your phone”

Battle tested methodology. This is how I washed my kids in their infancy

This man is TOUGH. It took me FOREVER to learn “Nights Over Egypt.”

It’s been clear for decades that their idea of “growth” is big blooming leaves atop dying roots. The rich get richer while the people upon whose backs the economy is ACTUALLY built continue to wither and die.

Welp there’s no unseeing this

Ken Paxton was indicted for scamming his own friends. He convinced them to invest hundreds of thousands in a company while secretly pocketing a commission. Paxton sold out his own friends for a quick buck. What makes you think he won't sell you out in the Senate?

I want a milkshake

Me and @isaiahsmith.dev have a podcast together and it is good.

Target’s decision to release an exclusive vinyl pressing of Jaÿ-Z’s “Reasonable Doubt” is a calculated attempt to poke holes in our cultural boycott Take it from someone who collects and researches vinyl You cannot find a solid copy of that album on the secondary market for less than $150

This trend also holds when you look at the % of first party game sales to total full game sales. Sony used to have an 80/20 split in favor of third party, now it's closer to 90/10. Fewer releases, revamped PS+ impacting legacy sales, F2P competition, GaaS push + PC ports are some reasons why.

It was mostly because she was being a white man's trollop he aint care if it was the POTUS or not!

When they say “90s Fine” This is what they mean

Kaine grills Rubio on the "targeting criteria" for blowing up boats around the Caribbean, which Kaine says don't include the actual presence of narcotics on boats

An American tradition.

F it, I’m my own gym crush after today. Hit some PBs (300 on rows—my first 300lb upper body lift!?)

(Yes, I know how serious this isn’t) I wonder if I’m anyone’s gym crush *sent with Invisible Ink*

Hov combed his hair out so everything is on the table now.

“Pile driving the boochie” 🤣🤣🤣 But also

To whomever is reading this, you are just as qualified for this role as Bill Pulte

Hey y'all... I hate to ask you to switch platforms, but I'm running the #BlackMusicMonthChallenge in three places: IG (@musicsermon), Threads (@musicsermon), and X (bc that's still the original home of the challenge) @naima. I had to recover from Roots Picnic but we're about to get it going!

Today’s mood

Amnesty

I don’t love being strict because things can get a little dusty and lonely *sometimes*. But once you’ve been lonely in your relationship, choosing you makes a difference.

Somebody’s water looks like Yoo-hoo for this.

My god, Octavia Butler, just miss ONCE

Today's #SummerGameFest / #E32026 schedule 🌞 Best Indie Games Summer Showcase Black Voices in Gaming PlayStation State of Play (Full summer showcase schedule, links, and recaps)

PlayStation's State of Play presentation will take place later today. Here's where to watch it and what to expect from it. www.videogameschronicle.com/news/playsta...

I use to watch this show every Saturday after the cartoons went off…called Yan Can Cook. Formative memories.

If OoT Remake gets announced and it comes out around GTA6 I am coining the Barbenheimer dynamic of it as Ocarina of Crime.

the president is bored with his war

bish I thought this was thanos

What you like to season yours with? I like a panch of salt myself.

Assssss Legend

The ghost in John Legend’s throat seems benevolent. Like it puts that thing you were looking for back in the last place you look. The ghost in RFK’s throat is the one that moved it in the first place.

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Here’s the thing about old hats: They always fit.