JD Vance showing of his negotiating skills.

When both Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin are each pulling out all the stops to support a head of state, you really ought to wonder wtf.

Donald Trump's on top because's exactly the type who wins in your world. So we must do something about that as the condition of the world.

Representative Sharice Davids, who flipped her seat blue in Kansas, hardly gets any notice in comparison to the Squad and AOC. She quietly works hard for her constituents, and does what’s important.

Can someone explain what a cootie catcher is, and assure me it's not what I'm thinking?

There it is: A full year of days spent playing golf in just over five years as president. www.pbump.net/outofoffice

#BidenFundedNASA In 2025 Chump tried to defund NASA but he failed. He is trying again this year.

I write this with 1% on my phone. I challenge all of you "I'll watch anything Denzel is in" people to "The Mighty Quinn". Now, I can text my wife a final I Love Youi if there's some juice left. *it's the stinker that proves his greatness.

What you youngins know 'bout this? #pfunk open.spotify.com/track/05uk32...

Qasim does the math that corporations won't.

The White House is now Temu Versailles.

Halp! I pulled a muscle in my eye watching this and my leg fell off.

I know there are people out there with ulterior motives, but… some of us are just kind because that’s who we are. That doesn’t mean we don’t have other areas we fall short or that we’re not also capable of being mean. But some of us are genuinely well-meaning and pure intentioned.

If you’ve been silent about Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer & her husband, if you’ve been silent about Rep. Tony Gonzales, I really don’t give two sh*ts what you think about Eric Swalwell. For the record, neither of these people should be in public office. Period. R or D. It doesn’t matter.

Strava Orange. #blackskyfitness #oldmanrunning

Some preacher on Sunday: "You won't be able to take anything with you when it's your time to come Home. Those extra *things* you brought with you on your journey are just dead weight... y'all don't hear me today"

I'm one of those trans women. I worked ground ops for Artemis I. I am torn between celebrating the success of my friends and peers and grieving how my dream of working for NASA was shattered by hateful assholes in Tallahassee

Same camp claiming puberty blockers are too extreme of a change to a developing child would like to know why that child's fertile womb is not being put to use. Gagging is not an extreme enough response for me. My soul is retching.

Me (texting): Help I'm in the closet hiding from the murderer Murderer: Probably shouldn't have used voice to text

(It's not that they don't trust them. It's that they don't want them. And by them, I mean they think vaccines save the wrong people.)

Sending Vance anywhere is a sign that Trump wants the mission to fail. He will never let anyone else have a win.

I haven’t heard a peep from Charlie Kirk about the black man piloting Artemis 2.

If you voted for Kamala Harris, I'm wishing you a very happy Friday and wonderful weekend!

My entire comedy special Cerrome Russell: Son of Sumter Is available for free on streaming platforms! (Everything but Netflix) Go watch it!

#FindingFriday: #Glendale, #AZ: 12y/o Rhoda was last seen on April 6 near her home around Glendale Ave and 67th Ave., at 3pm wearing a black sweater and white pants. Have you seen her? Please SHARE to #HelpUsFindRhodaDunia #RhodaDunia #HelpUsFindUs

Told my wife to have dinner ready by 6 or I'll obliterate her entire civilization. So anyway, she now charges me a fee to use the bathroom that used to be free, and I didn't get any dinner, but I'm pretty sure I won that exchange. 😂

Help is needed to find an 11-year-old girl from Brooklyn Park who has not been seen since March 23.

We don't need a miracle or a perfect candidate. We need three House seats, four Senate seats, and eight months of not fucking this up. I wrote about what winning actually gets us. santiagomayer.substack.com/p/what-winni...

I know it’s a tall ask but I would recommend paying attention to Tucker Carlson as these elections come up. Not excessively, but enough to get hip to how he’s refining his brand and messaging. This is the next phase of MAGA or whatever comes after it/Trump

Congrats to both of them!!! 👏🏾 !!!! @jeniusj.blacksky.app

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real long shot here but if you have any idea why melania is suddenly talking about epstein, reach me on signal at marisakabas.04 anonymity fully protected

The US is technologically inferior. BYD's new 'Blade Battery 2.0' can add 400 km range in 5 minutes (70% charge) or full (97% charge) in 9 minutes. If the US invested in infrastructure for people instead of war, like China does, we could also fill our electric car batteries up at 1500kW stations.

Worth reading in the context of the #blacksky discussions.

Oh yayyy! 😃 Thank you so much for organizing and for the push! 🙌🏽💪🏽 I enjoyed participating 🫶🏽🥰

Congratulations to @agiftofzeus.bsky.social and @jeniusj.blacksky.app, First Place finishers of the Inaugural #BlackskyFitness 5K. Everyone who entered and completed their Walk or Run was a winner and an important part of our fitness community. Thanks to all that participated and inspired others!

Ten years ago today, in April 2016, the Boston Globe printed a satirical front page imagining a future Trump administration. The page was called "alarmist," "hyperbolic," "dystopian." But we’ve put up with so much since then it now looks like . . . a slow Thursday?

When we take back power, I do not want unity or healing, I want revenge. I also don't want a lecture on "but that's just like Trump, he wanted revenge." He was wrong, we are right. It's different. Get a moral compass. Revenge or sit down. Call it "justice" if you must, it's that too.

They want to automatically register you for the draft, but not to vote. Let's streamline the process to send you abroad to die for resource gathering, but complicate the process to effect change at home. This administration should be barred from ... everything.

It is truly remarkable that after the Vietnam War, after the Afghanistan War, after a catalogue of US military failures in the post 1945 world, people claiming to be serious analysts are saying because the US dropped alot of bombs it won this war. It did not.

I converted to Catholicism last week. Here’s why it’s necessary for the United States to invade Vatican City and install its own pope.

For my Georgia folks, one of my cousins is missing

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#BlackSkyFitness Spring 5k Run and Walk completed! Anything is possible as long as it’s planned well! Anutha one in da books!! #BlackSkyFitness #Running #FitnessSky

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Nice piece on @atrupar.com www.thetimes.com/article/dd96...

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