If you’re reading this, you’ve made it thru today. Congrats. See you tomorrow. Be good to yourselves and others. It’s a lot going on, no need to compound. Goodnight

I have on good authority to believe Jayson Tatum is the first player to get a triple-double and an Achilles tear in the same 365 day span.

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So sad!

Co-wrote these at 17 and 16.

Stage 1 for me

Agreed. There had to be someone doing Tae-Kwon-Do. Probably someone doing Jujitsu. It stands to reason

Oh they BELIEVE in Cam Ward

I understand it is dope to have space flight but it’s like seeing a shooting star while your house is slowly melting.

Today’s memorable: Shit sucks but at least we have liftoff Who gives a fuck but at least we have liftoff

Sandy is like the Joe Burrow in MLB in that he’s either really hurt or really great. No in-between

I do believe nobody should be unhoused. I do believe colleges and universities should be more affordable I do believe ladies should make their own body choices. I do believe home ownership should be more affordable I do believe in varied energy options other than fossil fuels.

Vaxxed?

So I ask folks, especially New Orleans folks, to sign this petition and keep this festival alive. c.org/FSKJkchMRy

Evergreen

Yes I am a Minnesota Vikings fan.

Woke, Up.

That would be the right call and he can't make those.

How does one make Holy Water? U boil the hell out of it🙂

No shit, but at what cost?

I do it all the time actually. Always have been able to

If you’re reading this, you’ve made it thru today. Congrats. See you tomorrow

If anyone knows of a caterer in Northern NJ, preferably a Black American Woman and with their own kitchen to prep. Please send me an at or a link Nothing super big. Need a spread for about 20 and need to dropped off. Now look… I know your cousin sell plates, & while I fuck with it, this ain’t that

How is this better?

Damn already?

I mean that with all sincerity. Especially when what you're healing from is not advocating for yourself. Sometimes that advocacy looks like a punch.

Charging an ADDITIONAL fee to pay a bill online that I’m REQUIRED to pay is INFURIATING.

I just want folks to be comfortable and happy. That’s it

Also

DJ Khaled was the first name that came to mind

Porn is not wrong. Perversion is not wrong, depraved thoughts are not wrong. It's a fundamental truth once you embrace the gooning lifestyle.

Categorically false. It’ll probably be next week.

Unsniff me, cracka 😭😭😭

Idk what’s going on but that’s correct

Fellas.. she might think u ugly, but make no mistake U can get even uglier. Keep talkin

To this day you can not get white people to accept that Reagan is who stole their America Dream. They keep talking about the good ol days skipping right over that Reagan is the one who destroyed it. Your grandfather made good money because he was in a union.

adam says it much more succintly. the american right will happily impoverish the united states and make it an oversized backwater if it means they can dominate women and minorities and play act as a master class

ALRIGHT

I’d pay money to be a fly on the wall the first time someone said “two cans of bounce that ass juice”. Like legit money

Plot thick as Pinky now

This is madness.

Two things can be true: - white people need to be on the front lines in the fight to end all this - They don’t need to be so dorky about it

A quick warning about gas starting in May, your fuel will last even shorter durations bc they will be diluting it even more. E15 gasoline can now be sold. 15% ethanol based gas evaporates faster and creates more smog in warmer months.

What they wrote What was happening 🤝 Fuck.

"Next Saturday night, we're sending you Back to the Future!" "Because that's what an 8000 pound mako thinks about. About freedom. About the Deep Blue Sea." "So that's it? What... We're some kind of... SUICIDE SQUAD?" "And you people. You're all astronauts on some sort of.. STAR TREK."