Can’t even enjoy the men’s Wargames match with a sex offender and a racist on the same team. I’ll catch the highlights

John Cena wasn’t wrong; just ahead of the curve

The crowd adopting Booker T’s adlibs will always be funny

Not as bad as JaVale McGee was against Blake Griffin

Dirty Dom vs. Demon Finn Balor at Wrestlemania for the IC title. I need it.

There’s gonna be a lot of broken children’s faces when Gunther beats Cena up and down Chinatown in DC in two weeks.

Shoutout to Liv Morgan for coming back from a shoulder surgery in just 5 months. The procedure she had is normally a 6-9 month recovery.

John Cena is doing all Make-a-Wish requests on this tour and I’m here for it

I am sports entertained!

Roxanne was cheesing so hard getting to take out Cena

Oh. This is definitely a work

Oh no. Please tell me this is a work

I was thinking another woman would come out and even things out. I didn’t think about it being Liv. Now I’m invested

YUP

Shoutout to the “Brock’s got a weird case, why is he around?” sign. #SurvivorSeries

"Wikipedia isn't reliable enough to cite but ChatGPT is fine." What an industry.

Six-Lack

I’m really hoping for more postgame shenanigans in Ann Arbor when this game ends

top notch mascottin'

Some more nonsense about not seeing color because he’s got a white wife and biracial kids.

I did my math wrong. This would be FIVE straight losses to Michigan by Ryan Day if they lose today. He will be fired by 5:30 pm today if OSU loses again

Absolutely

If Ryan Day loses to Michigan for a FOURTH straight season?! Back-to-back national titles won’t save him. That boy is COOKED.

“AI is here to stay” from the visionaries who brought you “NFTs are the future.”

YIKES AGGIES

Ok. There’s no way Texas blows it now, right?

“You THINK you wanna be out here…”

The worst thing that happened to the National Guard in DC before today was someone playing the Darth Vader theme song. The AG successfully sued to remove them by 12/13. My tin foil hat is on because this feels like a false flag pretense to justify a longer occupation of DC.

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

Um…hemorrhoid bursting?

Gin’jale

MURIEL BOWSER WON’T BE MY MAYOR AFTER NEXT YEAR!

Hold on now. A Pup Named Scooby Doo had hits, though. Meghan Trainor has never put out anything as good as the cheese monster chase song

Phil Knight is almost single handedly funding the OR GOP, one of the more extreme state GOPs in the country. Keep that in mind next time you’re in the market for sportswear or sneakers. www.oregonlive.com/politics/202...

If the Dems had any fuckin’ brains, saying “the part of Epstein is trying to make laws that let them look in your kid’s pants” would be a pretty easy way to crush the Republicans

Corn liquor with THESE card games? I sense some stabbing

Yall let me know when and where so I can put my sideline coverage skills to work AND get some more patients for my PT clinic.

We been knew Pharrell ain't have nothing but a echo between them ears - that's why his beats be so good

CATHY ENGLEBERT! YOU WILL CRUMBLE! Dallas gets the lottery win two years in a row smh

Zohran Mamdani standing beside the President of the United States just said that the US is funding Israel's genocide and yet can't take care of its own unhoused children on live television. I never thought I'd see something like that in my lifetime

there were multiple different countdown clocks until the Olsen twins turned 18 reddit had its infamous 'jailbait' community online until late 2011 all of this shit was just out in the open, it was awful

She told JD to go sleep on the couch and he said “say less”

If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features." There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.

Be Prepared Zero to Hero I2I Circle of Life Friend Like Me

Can we talk about "Shiny" tho? A banger, if there ever was one.

There is literally nothing her or anyone who voted for that man can do to redeem themselves in my eyes. I wish nothing but the worst for her and everyone else like her for the rest of their lives

Now where they find JT Money at???!!!

It legit felt hostile on here this morning

i mean LMAOOOO