Jeff Bezos makes enough money to fully fund this literally every two minutes.

If you don’t do nothing else

are…uhh…are we the penis?

That is Luda and Nelly all over again

One of the reasons I am *begging* everyone to stop using “Minneapolis” as a synecdoche for the entire Twin Cities metro area is that leads to inaccurate reporting like this. These are Minnesota State Police, who are under the command of Tim Walz, and this is not happening in Minneapolis.

What a fucking guy

So uh I bought a thing today

¡Es mañana! 🏈

The handpainted uniform of Haiti for #OlympicGames ❄️ in Italy, created by designer Stella Jean, inspired by the art of Edouard Duval Carrié.💃🏽

“Is there a bug for this?”

It's called "going in my mouth"

Every time, especially with our folk are using it

I’ve heard the term “mogging” but haven’t put together what it means The rest of this is basically gibberish LMAO

Said the same thing just now on the way to the car wash

If we wanna talk about how interactions with AI bots reflect upon us as people maybe we should talk about what it means about you if you enjoy conversation where the other party gives you sycophantic praise every single reply

“Epstein Class” is catchy as fuck

Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics

Mac Forehand is a great name

Oh he was all in the mix, advising Jeff on how to clean up his image and everything

I do want to shout-out my fellow sociologists, who have collectively created a discipline so woke that not a single one of our introductory textbooks can make it past Florida's censors. Great work everyone.

I need a black streamer/creator for BHM jeopardy for the time and date of February 15 at 8 a.m. EST time (yes I know this is early). You must be on twitch and have a cam (or at least have good use of your model). I recently had a drop out and I the event is coming soon. Please share this~

i don't see why they can't do all the track and field events at both olympics. put a coat on

“One of them POLY FREAKS”

Boy I yelled

Tesla driver’s devastating 911 call while stuck in fiery car revealed: ‘Help please … I am going to die’ A 20-year-old Tesla driver pleaded with a 911 operator to save his life as he was trapped in a burning car, according to a wrongful death lawsuit against Tesla filed by his mother on Wednesday.

Never heard of tonsil stones before. Just googled. Ew.

Real tears

I had some amazing drinks last night

One of the best pieces of sex advice I've ever received came from a lesbian and she said "stop making sex so dick centered. Sex doesn't start when it gets hard and it doesn't have to stop when it gets soft."

Fellas, if you haven't already take some time to educate yourself on your woman's menstrual cycle. Not just period week, but the different phases before and after as well. Having an at least baseline understanding of what she's experiencing and when, physically, emotionally, and mentally

My general attitude

A real one talking about one of my most loathed YouTube channels, ugh. It took me way too long to clock it, tbh

LOL.... i wanted to hear JD getting booed at the Olympics and when i searched for it on YouTube i got this

People with something to prove to the people in their phone and computer are so funny

#NewBlacks coded up and down

now this is black history

how do you think WE feel???

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This is the most divorced picture I’ve ever seen

this may be the single most insufferable thing about the radical centrist caucus - not just extending good faith to obviously bad faith people but demanding everyone else do the same and chiding them when they don’t

Power to these students!

i don't buy that any elites "want more white babies." i do not believe that for a second. they do not care about human life, and that includes REGULAR white people. there's no way in hell they give a fuck. that's just to get white people to support them and not push back. they ONLY want slaves.

Welcome to the Winter Olympics don't ask about how many people died or were injured in the making of this sport please and thank you.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

The “BLACK HISTORY MONTH” tags on all of that shit is frying me

Because you got class