Show me how your 2025 went

Rudolph covering for Santa’s terrible scouting. Lack of chemistry put them in that position to begin with

It’s Christmas Eve, not Christmas Steve

sweet potato red velvet pie?

I guess he was telling us because he knew lolol

Sickening

Bluesky servers every 2 hrs.

Outfits for Saturday and Sunday locked. Need to decide if I’m going out Friday, and to finalize the NYE fit (hotel downtown already booked)

“Like Prime, but with human beings.”

0.99 Jumbo Jacks

That second one is outrageous

Prayers up

"[B]uilt for boxes, not humans." "The proposal calls for contractors to help renovate industrial warehouses [..] to hold up to 10,000 people." "They want to build a network of concentration camps." #USA #Incarceration #Deportation #EthnicCleansing

There is a 45 minute YouTube breakdown comparing this to the original 1980s commercial it’s based on and this may be the most insane ad ever aired

Lmao the way she took that ladies job but she gave her a hug first 😂

Pretty mad I missed this

I’m not really surprised at this point. Maybe some will leave but lot of folks really don’t want to budge even when the horrors persist. Not saying that here is any better. The internet in general is just catering to this slop. I just know a lot of artist are hooked to twitter.

I feel him on that smoked gouda

It's almost time!!!! Starting this Friday we at the DC Comedy Loft for 5 shows!!! Get your tickets now! www.dccomedyloft.com/events/113749

We got another one, noggers!

Not enough attention paid to the very direct right wing pipeline Substack promotes. Enough that Platformer and Casey Newton elected to switch to another service rather than support a platform that pushes and promotes hard right, conspiracy, and neo Nazi content www.platformer.news/why-platform...

lol. embarrassing.

Holy crap the Pentagon posted a $850 billion dollar loss this year

"USPS posted a *$9 billion* loss in 2025." did the US Navy post a profit last year?

We used to be a proper country

The word “nonchalant” is losing its meaning like “woke” has, with “intentional” right behind it

It's that time again! Merry Christmas everybody!

UP NEXT! A LADDER MATCH…FOR THE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP!

Leaving the door open so they can hear you scream and send help. Smart.

Santa Tweet! Santa Tweet!

“There is nothing in the annals of New York political history quite like the scandals that enveloped Adams and his administration — and that’s saying something."

Caption: “When the Grinch is from #Baltimore. Merry Christmas”…nshit

Proof positive that the worst super villains are dorks

Small talk with people I don’t vibe with <

Assuming they bought new X5 Protection VR6s, those are built in South Carolina and cost $345,000 each.

COVID taught me that I am NOT a pure introvert It’s taken me years to undo the mental damage that level of isolation caused

Not proud of the noise I just made

Highly recommended

like some stuff such as cities: skylines where you can develop around a plot of 136 college football stadiums

Also

I also like to do activities that don’t require me to interact with people. I like small festivals, markets, and expos because I can do my own thing while also being outside

Having slogged through dating apps the past couple of months I definitely feel this

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