I read this as cheesecake and grew increasingly concerned

If only

And jalapeños if you didn’t already hate yourself enough

So, just to recap: - potential nuclear war - another pandemic And it’s only April.

Can’t. He stopped answering my DMs and likely blocked my number so 🤷🏾‍♀️

Aye man … 😭😭😭

Excuse me what we doin here 😭

Agent needs a statue

So the bombing threat just got extended for two weeks, instead of at 8pm tonight (supposedly). He ran outta cards to play long ago. Fold & walk away from the table.

I just wanna be able to watch ep 4 of “Daredevil: Born Again” before shit pops off. Dassit.

“you sick if you be kissing feet” me:

No better time

I just…..

Someone outside is blasting “Diamonds & Pearls” from their car. Prince got us, y’all.

…wow.

Mind you, tornadoes have ripping through this country for weeks. So accurate.

Iran is DESTROYING us in the "i'll die for mine" bracket. because let me tell you what you'll *never* catch me doing???

YOU GET A WAR CRIME! AND YOU GET A WAR CRIME!

Bubonic plague shoulda wiped they asses out

Actual monsters

Understatement of the century

Say hello to the adorable beaver family, Nutmeg, Walnut, and Butternut, for #InternationalBeaverDay! 🦫 These busy builders are more than just cute; they’re ecosystem engineers. In the wild, their dams help create wetlands that provide vital habitat for fish, birds, amphibians, and more.

Citizens and their kids have created a human chain along bridges in Iran. I really, truly hate 77 million of y’all.

When yall post the Barbie memes and I can’t.

Throwback to baby Butternut for International Beaver Day! 🦫 Butternut turns 7 on April 29.

The astronauts in fucking SPACE might be the safest humans alive right now 🙃

Nobody’s oppression is more important than the next. We all going thru it. And that’s yall fucking problem. Yall try to create a fucking caste system out of persecution and brutality. And some of you have no idea what that really feels like.

So a list of who to try for treason?

I need some Black folks in New Orleans who may be reading this to say a few words. IYKYK

24/7/365 on here

I have thoughts

This is Jack. He was given a pair of overalls today. Doesn’t mind wearing them, but wants to be clear he will not be performing any manual labor. 12/10 (IG: jeffthebasset)

Man he needs to be tried for treason! All of em!! Quarter!!! N

I hate this. Hate. It’s always on black (women in particular) to get the asshole who disrespected them out of a sling. POS couldn’t even be troubled to say her name during his “apology”

A top Historically Black College University athletic director is/was a white man?!

They came for reproductive rights. They came for healthcare. They came for voting rights. They stopped protecting the environment and agriculture. They refuse to protect children. And y’all are still at home, bitching online via comment sections & IG/TikTok videos instead of storming the WH.

I don’t know who needs to hear this but democrats/liberals are never repeating January 6. They’d rather continue pretending like they’re disgusted by what happened that day while quietly being jealous that they’re too scared to do the same & expecting others (see: Black people) to act instead.

They never listen to this advice

That last one🤣🤣🤣

I mean…

My ancestors was busting jokes on them raggedy ass plantations, it’s definitely in me to bust them jokes now.

That along with weed and music getting me through

Don’t wanna drive anywhere cuz they want the rights to your first born child for a tank of gas. Can’t eat the food cuz everything is tainted due to deregulation. 18 new and old diseases being reintroduced into society every 9 minutes. *gestures wildly* White people! We tired, boss.

Posting about it definitely helps.

This is giving “Blacks Rule!”