That video was…cute. I have one just like it☺️

In the home stretch: $1500/2000 Just need $500 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

I don’t have TT so🙃🤷🏾‍♀️

I dunno who this is but he has no business looking this damn good🥹

😂😂😂😂

There’s so much happening here

The only thing funnier would have been an advisor telling him to dress like a Black Israelite.

Awful lot of lounges along Washington suddenly have For Sale signs up since those licenses got yanked months ago

What did the peanut butter say to the Reese’s cup? Answer: Who does your edges If you gotta block me, I understand.

I would retire.

I knew a guy like this, he didn’t do it because he found it gross (amongst other acts). Years later and he’s still single.

Wow, you unfollowed me @vjlonir.bsky.social? Wow.

Do not appreciate this heartburn not one damn bit.

Gosh who could’ve predicted. Y’know, to be a “master race” these people sure do get conned a LOT, from sending $ to billionaires for border walls to Trump coins. My teeny tiny Black woman brain, tho.

It's officially Rapture Day here in the US...so we should be seeing a bunch of buck nekkid white Evangelicals floating up to the heavens at some point today.

An 11-year-old boy was braver, smarter, and more compassionate about stopping another school shooting from happening than every officer on the Uvalde Police Department. So of course, he gets punished.

Whole house is getting drenched in bleach tomorrow when I get home, I’m fed up.

*sits this on the SL* *saunters back off to bed*

I was right, acnd I need to refill my pill case but I’m even too tired to do that so I’m not making it through the 3rd quarter. Y’all enjoy.

Y’all like to lie.

There’s certain people liking that Darkchild post who have no clue who he is & I’m just gonna start blocking y’all cause why are you here?

Get Dorky Pig the fuck outta this galaxy

My house is currently 73 degrees, so why exactly am I having chills? Again.

Did not have Darkchild as a Christian Nationalist on my 2025 bingo card, but here we are.

🤣🤣🤣

Aliens can do the funniest thing tomorrow during the "rapture."

Absolutely

The sky is jealous of the space between this mans ears.

First time I’ve agreed with anything this administration has ever said!

OMFG 😭😭😭😭

Billionaire philanthropist MacKenzie Scott has donated $70 million to the UNCF, as the nation’s largest private provider of scholarships to minority students works to raise $1 billion to strengthen all 37 of its historically Black colleges and universities. https://cnn.it/3IzW9Jf

They planned this so bad. It should've been a Friday Rapture so it could be a "Free Before the Rapture" Thursday, "We Vibin While They Rising" Friday, then the "Left Behind" Saturday Day Party!

🤣🤣🤣

I definitely feel like I’m gonna fall asleep on this game, as spent as my body is

Me seeing my biggest hater in the express line

The Rapture debuts tomorrow and Jimmy Kimmel is coming back tomorrow. So therefore Jimmy is in the Rapture? Who else is in the Rapture? How many songs are on the album? Will Spotify stream it?

Like I said: Keep boycotting them, b/c they ain’t learn shit.

Silencing Bill Nye the Science Guy is up there with canceling Tiny Chef’s show. You idiots cannot make us love you by hating yourselves.

Glad I never subscribed because this would push me to cancel it

I see that Islamic donation money dried up

I really would like them to come out and say it’s target practice.

I survived my first day back in the office, y’all (just barely). I definitely was ready to pull the ripcord at like 10am this morning soon as the fatigue took over and I was struggling to read words on the monitors. Equilibrium is still ehh but nonetheless, I survived.

They would offer this when I return to work after a 3-month break knowing I have zero monies to spend and PTO to use until like January😩😩😩

My body is definitely readjusting to office life, my eyes had me thinking I was going blind while looking at my computer monitors til everything started clearing up again. 3 months indoors did a number on me🙃🙃🙃

Yeah I’m out.

Antonio Cromartie, Philip Rivers..

Wow this is…I’m sorry, Giants fans.