Should be a billboard tbh 😂

Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market. This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.

34 years ago today, we heard this unique rendition of Chuck Berry’s “My Ding-A-Ling.” “Lisa’s Pony” first aired November 7, 1991.

As Thanksgiving approaches people will get restless.

That bubble gonna POP

Outside of cussing them out this is the best way to treat these people. Just walk away from them. Make them feel lonely. They need to be ostracized

Strength training is political. We have a right-wing which has taken over physical fitness spaces, and hijacked “warrior culture”. We need a muscular progressivist visions. We need to be strong to build the world we want. Building my guns for the revolution. 💪🏾✊🏾 #Swoletariat #ResistanceTraining”

If anyone ever asks why you don't use Twitter anymore just show them this shit.

I KNOW that first bite was Heaven.

Air traffic controllers are resigning due to the stress inflicted by the government shutdown, a union president warned

Burt Meyer, a Chicago toy designer behind classics like Lite-Brite, Mouse Trap, and Rock ’Em Sock ’Em Robots, died Oct. 30 at 99, leaving a joyful, generations-spanning legacy.

I would have slapped the shit out of Hawkeye for this. The fuck you think talking to

If I had super powers I’d be good but I’d definitely be out robbing shit.

This is the moment everything was lost

Please send up some positive energy my mom had a business trip planned before the shutdown. She won’t have a problem leaving the city she’s currently in but may have issues when she arrives at her layover since that airport is on the list they published yesterday.

I can’t believe niggas debating this

BREAKING: The Trump administration asks a federal appeals court for an emergency pause on a federal judge's order to fully fund SNAP benefits this month.

I’m so weak at Kim K telling Niecy Nash that Kevin Hart liked her soul food meal and Niecy saying “don’t nobody trust Kevin!!” 😂😂😂😂

Same cuz I had never taken the time to look them up.

@magnatolvan.bsky.social hope you have a great morning 🙂

Horrifying

Good morning yall. We made it to Friday! Enjoy today and the weekend. Don’t forget to eat and hydrate yourself. And don’t start or be on no bullshit today. Especially this morning. Start the day off right.

There needs to be trials and there needs to be people sent to die in a prison cell. Consequences must fall on the people who issued the orders and those who carried them out. We must make the punishment of these people a national spectacle that will be remembered for generations.

He looked so fucking disgusted 😭😭😂😂😂

I’m still crying laughing at RFK getting the fuck outta dodge LMMMMAAAOOOOO

He better have gotten an immense back for this.

the way my people are about to come to the movie theater dressed in every kind of michael jackson that has ever jacksoned for this movie.

OMG I didn't even think of this.

> @gettyimages.com

“Full throat”

No it’s important to listen to this. Because then you understand that many of them will do ANYTHING to keep power. Remember Musk got involved in the 2024 election after saying to Tucker “if she wins” I am definitely going to prison. So we need to move knowing that nothing is off the table for them.

Happy 20th Anniversary to "The Boondocks" 🎉🎉🎉

If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing

All that ASS KISSING for Trump and now look at you!

😂😂😂😭😭😭

That's the only reason they are doing this. So he can be the first trillionaire. Just to use as a flex in front of other billionaires.

So I have to live for another year

*taps mic* has anybody found the hundreds of human beings that "disappeared" from Alligator Alcatraz?

"Sandwich thrower" defendant Sean Dunn celebrates acquittal in statement on courthouse steps Watch ====>

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Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.

RFK skedaddled on outta there 😂😂😭😭😭

Relax them shoulders