I listen to this before I start my day

My tummy hurts, I'm on my period, and I have a wicked headache. ...But I'm in a great mood cause exercise and love do my brain real good.

In this week's "Jesus, Candace, what the fuck are you listening to?!" Tender is the Flesh x Augustina Bazterrica

When he has a big boy job and can't be in your phone all day <<<

law roach really snatched that schiapirelli dress off that model and flew it straight to zendaya same day. iconic

Things your unhoused neighbors can use this summer, aside from the obvious: - candy (I get asks for this more than almost anything) - sunscreen (high SPF pls!) - lip balm (bonus for SPF) - electrolyte packets for water - cash - gift cards for fast food and/or accessible grocery stores 1/

I love that platform sandals are back. I love a robust shoe 😭😭

being nosey in silence >>>

I would argue it's full of cowards and nonsense lmao

You’re my friend and I love you, but…

The fact this hasn’t been miq-moe’d yet is WILD. 🤣🤣🤣

Timeline spicy this morning 😭

Step class was sooo good ✨️

Pretty Girls was an extremely fucked up book. Yowza.

It’s not right but it’s okay. I’m gonna make it anyway.

This be the root of most of the mess😭😭😭😭😭

When someone asks me why I’m single:

Making assumptions about people you don’t know or interact with on the internet just makes you an ass. Don’t try to be witty over a food take you disagree with. 🤷🏾‍♂️

Not you being Lisa from Temecula!

It's pouring. Come snuggle.

I mean, he was behaved and polite. 🐶oh that’s for me, thank you dear!

You know.... i don't loathe it, but I absolutely am behind this. Even feels fundamental 🤔

Okay, you mothafuckas getting weird about chicken. Please don't make me be a bitch.

I'm sad I missed ketchup wars BECAUSE I HATE THAT SHIT

We're back out this week!! This show is a HELLUVA time. Zo! & Tall Black Guy (feat. Debórah Bond) Expansions Album Release Shows!! Jul 7 - NASHVILLE Jul 8 - MILWAUKEE Jul 31 - LAS VEGAS Aug 2 - LOS ANGELES Sep 29 - CHICAGO Get tickets here: bnds.us/grso1g

It’s okay Candace, I’m a connoisseur of a cute cranium so it’s still appreciated. (I wanted to see how many C’s I can throw in there 😂)

This is accurate AF. I'll eat Grill/Smoked Leg quarter, Thigh meat is Best for shedding for tacos/smoked bbq sandwiches. Fried Chkn, Wings & best fa me only

Wait, they found that baby's body? 😩

I take my dap back.

I am in love and that's that on that.

Anyway I'm plotting on a second walk for the culture.

Law:

I loathe fried dark meat. Dark meat gets grilled, white gets fried. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.

Jill Scott:

I never regret going for a nice, long walk.

We locked back in!

👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾

Still searching for love like this but you never found it, no And you probably won't

No SWV.

MEAN? To ME!? Absolutely not. I will cease to exist… TO YOU.

Gonna go for a walk. Might get rained on but so be it.

Meaning me away will work every time. Friends, lovers, coworkers - you mean to me with no apology or explanation and I'm gone.

Them Vegas hotel pool parties do not be looking good to me. I know that water be so gross

I wanted to be in love man, not lose it

I KNOW I ain't wake up to a notification about A MF CHRISTMAS MOVIE

💋💋cousins!

I'm left handed to write but I use my right hand for my mouse, number entry, and combination locks, we don't need to do this we've already been trained