No, literally! 💀😭

Yeah, no thanks. Stop guilting people about being estranged from family members. It someone is they likely have personal reasons for being so.

👇👇👇

Niggas not supposed to be sweatin on Christmas. We’re COOKED

Half a 🍃 consumed, making brunch, football is starting, & we are watching it "together." After the year we've had in this climate, this is a victory in itself Merry Everything, yall 🎄🩷

To those that are grieving, not feeling their best or having the best day or just plain old not feeling this holiday, I’m sending you so much love and light. 💛💛💛

The winner is about to buy so much PBR with this… abcnews.go.com/US/17-billio...

PHYLIS NOBBY DOB, YALL ❄️🎄🎅🏾🎁!!!!

Yall 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 *yes, I am

What the last thing you belly laughed at to the point of tears? I saw a TT of a deaf dog being honored with a parade at a school. The kids were singing and dancing around him and the first comment was “he probably thinks he’s being sacrificed” I was SNORTING and weeping so bad LMFAOSLSO

I’m scrolling my flabber is being gasted with each post. I didn’t check the time 😔.

Let's put Jesus back in Christmas

Twas only a matter of time

$50,000 un-taxed. I'll take a job or clients, too lol

Ripstick lmao

Daisy

I know of a story where this man gave his now ex a spoon that WEIGHS her food per scoop because he wanted her to lose weight. BRUH

Thanksgiving of course... just yall tho lmao I'm no contact

Game

Liquor

Horse

Golf!

It's been a hard enough year. Let's keep it light and messy this holiday weekend. We deserve it 🙏🏾

If you’re wondering why your friends in academia are a little on edge right now, it’s because an eighteen-year-old who hasn’t done the reading, doesn’t look at the assignment, and has does no critical thinking skills more complex than “because I think it’s in the Bible” can literally end your career

People be saying shit just to be saying shit. “You’ve been through worse.” BITCH I KNOW BUT NOW ITS WORSER

Friend they saying you write like a founding father

Unfortunately I think it’s enough now…

Accurate

SUCCESSFIL GIFT GIVEN! 🫠 now I can breathe lol

I was 5'7 in like the 6th grade. Its been a long time since I've known what that's like lol

🎯🎯🎯

So much this.

Come hang out 🙂 www.twitch.tv/otaku_tank Or... www.tiktok.com/@hrsagentofc...

Edible: 🤣🤣🤣

Should kick on now that you used the activation code

Please don’t let them oldheads set y’all up… that grind culture is bullshit and they know it..

If I run into another government-related inconvenience I'm going to start flipping shit

A Taurus, & I'm exactly where I wanna be 🩷🤣

None because my sign has always been hated so I keep my mouf shut 🤸🏾‍♂️

Im tired of everything in this bitch ass nation. Healthcare specifically in this moment. Somebody invade this raggedy ass shit already

You should be here.

at first, i felt the same way a lot of others did but you gotta notice that they said “Steve Rogers Will Return…” and not “Captain America Will Return…” in the past, Marvel always used the superhero names for these shots. i don’t believe his appearance in the movie will undercut Sam Wilson’s Cap

The way I screamed! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

DAAAAAAMMMMNNNNNN LMFAOOOO

"Your parents are definitely related..."

Im not a big 9ers guy, but that feels kinda fucked up that the other dude didn't get a challenge for that immaculate catch 😕

Bringing back Limewire to illegally rip copies of reporting suppressed by the government is definitely some cyberpunk shit

First Chicago now this? Why?

Casual reminder that the myth of “pulling yourself up by your bootstraps” is a cruel hoax designed to convince poor people from all walks of life that the injustices they face are a result of their own actions, rather than an oppressive system rigged against them.

Absofuckinglutely not