I am responsible for the destruction of a Quiznos managers office for exactly this. The manager called me back up to the store on a school night to accuse me of stealing $100 I knew nothing about How bad was it? My entire AP History class knew about it the next day because i worked w/a classmate 🙂

Not pushing anything today. I am a person, too

We are very far off the cliff, folks. @CBS should be avoided entirely. Shame on them.

When you order a package TONIGHT ONLY I will be doubling it. I need to sell $250 worth of products TONIGHT, please share! 25% off BELOW! ko-fi.com/jumpyjellybe...

People are insane for thinking a person shouldn’t be proud of their associates degree. I’ve seen some folks say it’s not worth walking for. A degree is literally a degree

This is so random, but for the last 48hrs The Pretender by Foo Fighters has been on repeat in my head. It made me think about the late drummer's son, & if he still pops up to play with the band sometimes

Farewell to Rob Base, whose "It Takes Two" sounds like the greatest single ever whenever it's playing.

I just did the Costco run for a family BBQ cookout tomorrow, like 20 people coming... All I'm gonna say is stop asking why people aren't hosting cookouts anymore. You gotta have generational wealth to afford these prices out here.

We are going to savor this one. Our client, Kilmar Abrego Garcia, is freed of these outrageous, vindictive charges. It’s a good day.

Of course something is wrong with my health in the midst of this

Us 🤷🏾‍♂️🤣

The Amazing World of Gumball. S2, Ep. 8: "The Job" Richard Watterson decides to get a job as a pizza delivery driver, & it quite literally [redacted redacted recacted] 🤣🤣🤣

Safe

54 year old man

I didn't watch bc I would have bawled the entire show. I'm crying watching this clip.

Hosea Williams, the man marching with John Lewis at the head of the protesters beaten on Pettus Bridge seeking voting rights, was a chemist from Georgia with an MA. Now an African-American microbiologist from Georgia with a PhD is going to Congress.

Justice for the Black kids who wanted to be emo or goth but couldn't because their parents told them that it was either "white people's shit" or "demonic".

Did it! Handle is my HR Consulting website 😊 www.tankshrcorner.com

maybe I should figure out how to make my website my handle on here....

EXCUUUUUSE ME!?!?!?!?!!!!

Reasons why I don't be engaging in LinkedIn like that. My industry is already small af. I don't need the doggone apps being snitches too

Wait.

Did @bsky.app / @support.bsky.team just boot me off the Blacksky server without warning? I've spent like 20mins tryna figure this out only to realize you changed something which forced me to change my handle 😒

Just saw this and now i wanna delete my account

Aye #BlackSky im seeing my handle show up as invalid, & I can't repost or like anything....anyone else?

I learned this morning that LinkedIn — among the MANY other fucked up things they're doing — is testing a feature that tells your employer when you've applied to jobs using their platform. That is a CRAZY violation of privacy 😑

This mine 😊 #promosky www.tankshrcorner.com/services

As someone who dated on the higher end of his tax bracket I was planning every single supportive thing I was finna do while she worked lmao. It was never an issue, & I had a GOOD job. We knew how much the other could contribute to our lifestyle at the time. Shit was easy. Y'all trippin (& shitty) 🤣

LinkedIn: "You appeared in 8 searches this week!" me: uhhh what am I supposed to do with this information. It neither helps nor hinders my experience in this weird job/career listing site that suffers from serious social media wannabe syndrome

Been saying this! There's only been one person outside of my identity who agreed without question. Said ✌🏾 to the rest of em. Also, "ally" was never a strong enough word because it allowed for the continuous backsliding that led to where we are now. Either you're an accomplice or you can get tf on 🙂

Got rejected from a role I applied to a mere FOUR HOURS AGO! Y'all got it. Lemme go do some research on this shit that's been on my chest way too long smfh 🖕🏾

Minotaur hockey for sure because as a New Englander hockey is a staple 🔥

Nobody: Yall: MATCHA TASTE LIKE GRAAASSSSSSS Matcha drinkers minding their business:

Last night was the first time I slept through the night in literal years, & I think I know why. If this "feeling" is right... I genuinely have no idea where to start 😖

When you support my small business you support this small business mama ⬇️ that spends HOURS handcrafting, airbrushing, painting and packaging all these products MYSELF, all while wrangling a toddler. Your support means a lot to me. ko-fi.com/jumpyjellybe...

I didn't think I did until a couple years ago. Shit actually shook me to my core. I aint even did nufin... Lowkey hurt my feelings lol

One of the coolest things I've ever done is hike the Rockies, & I cannot find a single picture of that adventure. I don't know why 😭😭😭

So... reparations. Wow. That's an unfathomable amount of hate...

Oh! I am also the tallest 🙂

I am the 1st & oldest living great grandchild. Also, my great grandma's birthday is the day before mine (18th & 19th)

When I start working full time again my PBTSD (post-broke traumatic syndrome) is gonna be so bad 😔

Bluesky broken?

Gotta find a way to binge watch Powerpuff Girls now. RIP Tom Kane aka Professor Utonium

Got added to this list by this punk ass loser @schizanon.bsky.social

Won’t drive through a puddle but will drive through a child. Crazy lol

Please follow us, We’re a Mutual Aid App & we post people who are struggling with overdue bills/rent/evictions/groceries in the Black Community. It’s cleared the goals of 270+ people so far. We’re trying to get faster to help more people per day, so please follow us, and repost when you can.

I've been thinking a lot about the death of friendship lately. "Somewhere between “Let’s catch up soon” and “Sorry, life has been hectic”, adult friendship became one of the most emotionally significant and least discussed losses of modern life." timesofindia.indiatimes.com/blogs/civil-...

Remind people you're crazy every once in a while

I don't miss this 🤣 Coming to Boston between Easter & Memorial weekend while not having a reason is a choice. Ironically its also one of the best times of year to be there lol