they finally got his ass 😂

i need a spa day bad 🥺 90 min massage, facial. mani/pedi and a brunch date right after.

why the bottom of yall teeth be looking like yall just ate a sandwich 😭

did you get a chance to play yesterday @chibiplumbobs.bsky.social

Mercury in Gatorade fellas be safe out here

oh this what we doing??

“You hate me 🥺” my way into some dick

“i know i’m the last person you wanna hear from” my way into some dick

don’t listen to this nigga he wears glasses

Bring real yearners byke!!! Carrier pigeons! Message in a bottle! Smoke signals!! GET CREATIVE

I’ve had men email, send messages on cashapp and even had one send food to my job through door dash where the “instructions” on the drop off was for the dasher to tell me to unblock him. niggas be creative as hell when they know that woman isn’t coming back 😭

EXACTLY profess your love for me in that green bubble boo

you ain’t no real yearned if you give up just cause i blocked you on everything 🙂‍↔️

maybe it’s cause i’m older but casual sex doesn’t even sound fun to me anymore. i need someone who’s willing to learn my body not just use it to masturbate.

Her face ain’t relaxed in weeks

she got one more nose job before that bitch fall off

@lifewith-hb.bsky.social friend i miss you and that patchwork quilt you call a beard

you said

thought this man had a fake burner pic on his page. Whole time that’s him 🥴

Cheat on that nigga -Coretta Scott King

Skinny men got the nerve to be built like this with 2gallons of dick attached

yall sleep?

serious question, who is this man’s audience?

tomorrow is monday

find you some quality strawberry jam (not smuckers) 1000x better on stuffing

yall think this would look cute as a tramp stamp?

they tryna bring new life into the world while simultaneously ending theirs

🎉🎉🎉🎉

it’s snowing outside and i wanna fight!

i woke up and there’s fucking snow on the ground!?!?!?

everybody go home and call 911 she just lit the app on fire 🔥

choke me like one too

Shorty Like Mine - Bow Wow 😭

new hair who dis?! 🤓🩶

they not even fuckable, just easy access.

THIS NOT CRAZY? 😭

when he asks me to drown him this what he mean

hmm i think i want some sushi today

She looking all sensual and stuff, like a goddess, meanwhile we over here looking like…

She looking sensual and I’m over here looking like I’m fighting off a stroke

😩😍😩😍😩😍 that blonde look so good on you

this man just told me “you too pretty to be eating a whopper” 😭😭 what does that even mean

my first thought was Olandria & Teyana Taylor 🤏🏾

idk what it is about nigerians but they love them some aquarium fish tanks that’s how you know they got money when you see a big ass fancy fish tank in their homes.

i love this woman so much