How do you even get down that far?!? If I went down 20 bucks, I'd give up the ghost.

Let me get y'all in the holiday spirit right quick

Patting yourself on the back for literally just existing before the bottom fell out on the American ponzi scheme is... a choice.

Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Wars or Trek, LOTR, or Marvel.

Bingo.

These shits should have a sapling on the logo

Mine got skewed because I was looping something, but here’s the one I listened to most: youtu.be/fwq5sT-zLLk?...

My mom told me about this years ago. Then Eddie Murphy said Sammy tried to recruit him on Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee. That shit’s wild, man.

VIVRANT CHRISTMASTIME Paul McCartney "Wonderful Christmastime" X Q-Tip "Vivrant Thing" #mashup #musicsky

A top-shelf Christmas movie.

Introduce yourself as a black tv character

He should never have been within 100 yards of that song. The second he starts talking the draws pop back on by themselves.

Gumball clears.

Powerpuff Girls and Dexter’s Laboratory can stay.

I’ll boot Chowder, but the rest…

Samurai Jack - but Courage is a close second.

I’m always on the lookout for new music, but a lot of the new artists just don’t move me. A big reason for that is that songs are being made for TikTok snippets these days, so artists don’t have room to breathe on the track. Artist development becoming a forgotten art doesn’t help either.

Hardly any of the new singers use their diaphragm and it speaks directly to how the lack of influence from the church has caused a decline in musical prowess.

A lot of people really liked Superman, so why would they get rid of him? More importantly, who could they possibly get to replace him?

White people are constantly pretending to be "shocked" by racism because if they act like the shit came out of nowhere, they don't think they'll be expected to say or do anything about it. You can stop pretending. We're very familiar with your game by now.

He ruined one of my favorite songs. Every time I play Hide And Seek and someone says "oh, that's that Jason Derulo song!" I get visibly annoyed.

I need y’all to get into the holiday spirit 🤣

Speaking of weather: A big reason why people don’t consider Die Hard a Christmas movie is that it’s set in Los Angeles, so there’s no snow on the ground. If Nakatomi Tower was located in Chicago, it wouldn’t even be a discussion.

If Die Hard isn't a Christmas movie why do we talk about it every fucking Christmas? Like clockwork

Incredible actress. Great director. Aging like fine wine.

It's funny that they picked Home Alone as their favorite Christmas movie, because every reason you could use to disqualify Die Hard applies to Home Alone. You could just as easily set that film during summer vacation, and nothing about it would change except the weather.

L.E.S. CHRISTMAS WHAM! - LAST CHRISTMAS x CHILDISH GAMBINO - L.E.S. #mashup #musicsky

I don't know if this was intentional or not, but she's got a Whoville vibe going on here - and I'm not mad at it.

We usually make one, but we usually eat them shortly afterward. I need to find a gingerbread cookie recipe that actually tastes good.

I really hope Coogler has a role for her in BP3. She’d be dope as M’Baku’s wife or something 🤣

Dear December, Be kind to us. Love, Candace

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

Iggy Azalea can barely wrap a gift. TF are you talking about?

My friends:

She's serving up macaroni and nothing. Everything at that table looks like it was seasoned with regret.

Literally no one was out there asking: "Damn, when is Iggy Azalea gonna put some new shit out?"

Yeah, because rappers just started beefing a year ago. It's not like it's been a pivotal part of the culture since hip-hop started or anything.

MFers selling Cajun seagull meat

Toni's the only one close to Mary on this list, and she ain't that close.

The kid and the friend:

Going back to my old ways again...

Christmas has officially begun.

Well…. it’s about that time 🎄🎅🏾🤶🏿🥳

I've never seen a turkey picked to the carcass before in all my days. That woman is a keeper.

Klay Thompson needs to start a podcast

The plate:

The turkey ain't even cold yet

i love how everybody feels comfortable showing their plates on the other app yall would be subbing each other & saying yall mac & cheese drier than the back of Shaq’s feet.

White Executive: Work Yourself to Death There, fixed it.