What happens to the gentrified?

BLACKSKY: Do yourself a favor and ignore Will Stencil. 🫡

The first phone I ever got didn't even have unlimited minutes. It had free nights and weekends - so no one got a call back before 8PM unless it was Saturday.

I’m starting to believe he ruffles feathers of centrist dems not because of his policies…. But because centrist dems are more beholden to corporate interests than the good of the people

The eddie kicked in, so now it's time for everyone's favorite show: Random guy cleaning an inexplicably filthy rug.

Does this initiative involve abandoning neoliberalism and actually doing things that help the American people? Cause if not, I have terrible news.

Watching Europeans go absolutely insane over our mid-tier loot will never not be funny. 🤣

That hot sign. I once grabbed a dozen on vacation, and only half the box made it back to the room.

He must have been reading from Ezekiel 25:17 that day.

Red delicious apples. Other apples are good, but these are always dry and mealy for some reason. It's like someone put apple juice on sand, and then rang all the juice out.

Red kidney beans have held me down for over 40 years. Black beans are awesome, too.

If this shit has micro transactions along with this price tag, I say we riot.

This is a ridiculous take for 2 reasons: - We are living through an authoritarian takeover right now, and moderates haven't done a damn thing to stop it. - People would vote for moderates if they actually did things that voters want, but it seems they would rather court billionaires instead.

Look man, we need moderates. We need people who tell us that we should fight pointless and expensive foreign wars, racism lite, and a brand new 72 part tax cut that applies to people who complete an obstacle course on every third Friday of 2029.

Mamdani is close to going 3 for 3 in his Dem congressional primary endorsements, unseating two incumbents and one incumbent's chosen successor. This is a huge moment that confirms that progressive populism is not a fluke among the Democratic base, and Mamdani is the party's legit star and kingmaker.

Who shows affection to their significant other by... tapping them on the knee?!? What kind of shit is that?

I've been on earth for over 40 years, and I've never met a single person who's eaten at Long John Silvers. Not once.

This is getting ran back a few times if the Eddie kicked in. youtu.be/f71616KS2NI?...

Highlighting the "Special Dollar Tree Sauce" isn't doing what they think it's doing.

Salary. Titles only matter if you're English royalty. I need BREAD.

They keep doing this because they genuinely believe that competence is genetic, and if you have the “right” people in positions of power and authority, their natural inheritance as leaders will kick in like a Marvel movie superpower.

Nah, turn that off. Cheesecake is delicious.

These dudes wasn't talking about shit 😭 youtu.be/1PU22-fsGA0?...

You didn't think this would be a problem before you married the Dirt Man?

One more: youtu.be/3xDwYngI5VY?...

Someone already posted Sounds of Blackness 😭

I can dig it

We got all 3.

Gotta be the early 90s, 1991-1995. You can slide the meter a bit in either direction and come out with universally beloved slappers from any and all genres.

Two cups for a gallon pitcher - which is why I had to stop drinking it. 😂

New Mashup: I put Shaboozey on the original Tipsy beat.

Rest in Peace Tay Keith🕊️

I was - and it was dry as the Mohave. I was looking to jump ship from Twitter back then, but all anyone over here talked about was what was going on over there.

🤣🤣🤣

I agree.

I hope you're all ready for AITA: The Movie.

LOL .. Gave up on DEI Turned everything over to AI Now trolling Reddit

I can change a tire.

As far as I can tell, this might be the only version that exists. I've never heard it any other way. youtu.be/aye79xVfEUA?...

BBQing.

Batman & Robin Blade:Trinity Superman IV: The Quest for Peace Elektra Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance

A StarTac.