LaRussell decided he was blowing up too fast and had to find the quickest path back to obscurity. That's the only way putting that shit out makes any sense.

Good. This never should have went to trial in the first place. The cops were 100 percent in the wrong.

Both these dudes got less than three hits between them. This is gonna be the shortest Versuz of all time.

Me when I'm told I smell good by a fine woman:

Not to be in women's business, but you can if you put a sub in there. 🤣

Me showing up to the job the next day:

I know I'm not the only one who spotted Rogue, right?

A BAR.

Flight of the Navigator.

Happy st patricks day you know what muthafucking time it is. DJ SPIN THAT SHIT youtu.be/Iapw_hbyBjE?...

I'm guessing they didn't actually watch the movie.

The Cybertruck is only good for intimidating soccer moms. In a combat situation, that posermobile would spontaneously start leaking battery fluid before the first round was shot.

It's damn near impossible to find a video of Nina Simone performing Sinnerman.

Hall of fame level finesser this guy and an absolute enemy of the people in every way without a shred of doubt

I'm excited for this, despite Chalamet making an ass of himself during his Oscar campaign. I want to see if Denis Villeneuve can actually pull this off.

Why did she keep the brims on?!?

The MFers have been on a multi-year crusade to stop the woke, only to discover that nobody actually wants the woke stopped

This shit feels like it belongs on an Empire reunion special.

One of the most annoying parts of Gilded Age 2 is how bad they want us to take rich people seriously, even when they say shit like “I don’t think” or “you should feed your whole brain into the computer so I can sell it back to you”

Animated 'Firefly' Already Exists, and It's Called 'Outlaw Star'

a fundamental thing about trump is that other people literally do not exist to him. he does not perceive them to be real.

Saturn. I want to know what that big-ass hexagon is all about.

The Ninja's beating the brakes off both of them.

One Battle After Another will be relegated to the dustbin of history. Within a month, no one's even gonna bring that film up in conversation. Sinners is eternal. We're gonna be talking about that film for years to come.

Okay... now we're talking. (Delroy should have gotten his, though.)

Yeah... It's looking like Sinners is gonna get snubbed. Damn.

1 and 2 are great, but 2 is a little bit better. You're absolutely right about 3. That one's a skipper.

If Ted Cruz is saying something, you can be damned sure it ain't true. Sidenote: Why is a 55 year old US senator trying to present himself as an expert on Internet lingo instead of doing his job?

No. There's definitely more there, but I think Coogler told the story he wanted to tell. A prequel would just be an opportunity to fuck the legacy up.

The allusion that, for black people, freedom is elusive. Even if the vampires hadn't come there, they were all still trapped by white supremacy. True freedom was just beyond their grasp, even as they tried to take it for themselves.

True Blood feels almost like a cousin.

Rocky Road to Dublin. I first heard it in Sherlock Holmes, and loved it then, but Ludwig Goransson's arrangement is peak.

Sammie's performance is the standout, but Pearline was killing it too.

Preacher Boy Sammie.

Delta Slim.

"Y'all some fancy niggas, ain't cha?" 🤣

This scene alone should secure the Oscar. Literal cinematic magic.

This would be perfect if you wanna fight Aquaman

There's not a single show on this list that's watched by anyone under 40.

You will become a morning person whether you like it or not.