Can we get some commotion for the bald and near bald women on here? Allum fine.

NEW @durandbernarr.bsky.social ALBUM ALERRRRRRRT 5/1/26 🥹🥹🥹🥹

My mama’s daughter.

Vacation Pt.1 next week. Head down till Friday.

Good morning. Rise & Shine!!✨ music.apple.com/us/album/sun...

"So, then, the alien tried taking the bacon right off my plate!"

What do you call two lesbians in a closet? A lick-her-cabinet 👅

This one 😍

This is a dance off! If you see this post a dance or you’re eliminated.

This is a dance off! If you see this post dance or you’re eliminated.

Y’all 🥺🥺🥺

After the most recent cut and silk press!

Shoutout to folks for the lighter

Aiight. Im now a Social Flowers believer & convert!! That was a seamless process, and fees and prices are as advertised. I hate getting on 1800 flowers, and then the delivery or something changes the prices when you check out. They be playing!

Good morning. Rise & Shine!✨ music.apple.com/us/album/sin...

🗣️That turtleneck.

🫦💕

Happy 31st Birthday to Me 🌸✨ If you want to send me gifts, links are in my bio 🩷

Yall called em blue muhfuckas? We called em adios muhfuckas lol. I love how we had different names for the same drink but the names were still similar

They’re about to go to midnight

I told you. Mox ain’t fucking around with you. You’re gonna need 10😂🤷🏿‍♂️

He’s at like 3 or 4 😂😂😂

I need 10 Hidden Blades tonight William. 5 the normal way and 5 to the front of his neck.

I like it when she rock her hips, then wave, and sip.

That’s EXACTLY what I said. “There’s not enough ice in the Incredible Hulk. He’s about to get hurt.”😂😂🙂‍↔️

He didn’t put any ice in that glass so it was a warm Incredible Hulk 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

That Blood Orange set looks 🔥 too. All this content. Don’t they know people got shit to do tomorrow?!?

I was gifted 4 new vinyls 🙂‍↕️. This cursed app wouldn’t lemme upload the video, but they’re: Summertime ‘06 - Vince Staples Awaken My Love- Childish Gambino Nevermind- Nirvana Songs in the Key of Life- Stevie Wonder

All Victoria does is play with my emotions. I’m not mad tho

literally have to listen to this like 3 times cause, whyyyy is it so short😐

This was all the promo I needed to watch this final season 😂🙂‍↔️

Yall not understanding “you the birthday” even with explanations is frying me

30 punched me right in the gut at the right time. Let’s see how 35 sounds

Adele back in the studio? That tracks

Big Mac back at it, again. Real stealthy.

TV ain't got no temperature Pump C

Awww (derogatory)

Still hot. Still sober.

i love being tipsy and sexy. let's makeout

Y’all think she gon let me sit it on her face? #blackbloomscrolling 💐✨

Gimme what ya got ....... For a pork chop

Danhausen: "Maybe....." Aleister Black: "No" Danhausen: "Okay" 😂

Y’all want something?

Her man getting lamb chops off buddy’s money 😂

Fun Fact: If a kissing bug bites you it could be carrying a parasite called a trypanosome. It won’t bother you for a while but whenever it feels like it, it will start to eat little holes in your heart. And then you’ll probably die from heart failure. Ok goodbye.

nah, you went crazy!!🔥😂

YOU OWE ME 🔊