I started responding to "why are you so quiet" with "because you make me uncomfortable". Now it's awkward for both of us 😌

Please mind your business and respect my privacy

Love it when y'all use memes I haven't seen before to add to my arsenal.

I'll let you know when it happen. He's on the way though!

Please share because not everyone knows. And if you don’t like a door held for you, then this is clearly not for your benefit, sweetie pie.

Asking out of curiosity - Do I follow any ladies and gents over 45 with no kids?

I'll date a man with kids, but they gotta be grown. I'm not about to help you watch little Johnny.

Where they at??

Draft.

Stop trying to fix people who don’t mind breaking you.

Mood.

Going to the grocery store and buying something I think I don’t have, only to come home and see it already sitting there is just disrespectful.

Oooh me tew

Let's have a moment of silence for thick sliced applewood smoked bacon.

Lemme post a nude to end 2025

Stomp The Yard reboot is trash

How we feeling today?

Y'all arguing at 8:31am. I would say go outside and get some fresh air but it's a little chilly.

Have you had any water today?

Wait. One. Minute. Why are we catching strays this morning?

Lemme pay my rent🙄🙄

Y'all need anything from the grocery store?

Block me and I block you back

Good morning saints and aints!

Decluttering is the best thing I've done over the break.

If I come over your house and use the bathroom and see butt parsley on the toilet, I'm most likely going to judge you.

If you don't know who this is, unfollow me.

ALL of this! Talking about, “I ain’t got on no makeup and I still got my bonnet on.” Gurl, shut your beautiful ass up!😍 You hungry? You want me to cook or go get you something?

TELL MEEEEEEEEEEE WHAT YOU WANT

Well?

Listening to a playlist that makes me wanna send that text. 🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️

I missed this. We still linking up?

Moments in Love >>>>>>>>>>

Sometimes, I wanna pack my stuff and move somewhere where nobody knows me.

My ADHD won't allow me to watch a two hour movie tonight

Going through this now

Grilled cheese has entered the chat

Overthinker is my middle name

Bring back letter writing and Polaroids!!!

The care and laugh emojis on Facebook are too close together.

We know we ain’t here for much longer, might as well let the choppa spray…

Yes, as long as they have sliders and turkey bbq meatballs.

Senior Citizens have a worse non filter than kids. Because they actually know better. They just don’t care.

Senior citizens have no filter and anyone can get it, kids included.

The olds be some gotdamn menaces man. My mom told a lady her newborn was ugly before that baby even got out the hospital.

It's to the point where we don't take my mom out to eat. You're not gonna embarrass me because you wanna make not having a filter your entire personality.

My grandma: “well you certainly ain’t no picture on the wall is ya?” 😫😖

My granny telling a lady her face makes it hard to believe both her parents was human… i never apologized so much to a person in my life and all cause they raised the price of her vanilla essence

I have