I really miss the days of owning shit I buy. Microsoft Office. Movies. Music. Sick of renting everything. I hate capitalism

KOTD. Iverson Classics

Did Brenda Witherspoon shine your silver? If you don't know that reference, please unfollow me. 🤣🤣🤣

What’s that one song that makes you blurt out the lyrics every time it comes on no matter where you are?

I filed a claim for that Facebook lawsuit settlement and guess how much I won??

If you drive to work, how long is your commute?

I have meetings alllllllll day.

I swear weekends last 10 minutes.

I would like to lay in bed all day but work 😩😩

I need to mentally prepare myself for the Cowboys slander I'm going to get at work today.

Good morning to all except those who like banana laffy taffy.

Internal alarm clock hating once again

I ain't trying to start nothing, but why are the Cowboys still called America's Team? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Mood.

Making $180k in my profession wouldn't happen here unless I was close to a superintendent position. No thank you.

I start my new job in two weeks on October 6. It’s a year-long contract (fully remote) for $180k, which works for me b/c it gets me exactly what I need & allows me to accomplish a helluva lot. Also, a reminder: if you’re a Black software engineer, DM me b/c they’re still recruiting to fill spots.

private pages, please @bsky.app

Must be two Andy Reid's

I'm still a virgin.

I don’t have ONE ex that I want back. Not one.

🧵 Today I’d like to remember Mark and Melissa Hortman, a lovely couple who were murdered in their home June 14, 2025 by Vance Boelter. Melissa’s birthday, May 27 is one day before mine which is why she is very special to me. #SheShed #Pinks

Food porn.

Any 40+ folks on the skyline who are divorced?

Me: I'm going to bed early. Also me at 11pm -

TBH, I do not want to go to work tomorrow.

Let's check in on the Cowboys:

HATE IT!!!

I gotta get used to this update on my phone.

Not everybody’s your friend. Enjoy being a child.

CALL JG WENTWORTH 877 CASH NOWWWWWWWWWWWW

And so is this block.

WE LOSING!!!!!

@auntiebaecc.blacksky.app HEY FREN, HOW YO LIL' TEAM DOIN' OVAH DERE????

I actually have my #alphet picked out for tomorrow. Might change my mind when I wake up.

Ice cream truck outside, y'all want anything?

Do some of you feel like love will never find you?

Just saw a marriage proposal on facebook now my allergies acting up.

I know a lot of people with kids. And of course kids have fundraisers, but if that's the only time you reach out to me to share your double good popcorn link, I'm good.

I believe support should go both ways. Please don’t ask me for financial support if you’ve never been willing to support me freely. True support is mutual.

I don't care.

They are annoying every week.

Ladies and gents, it's not too late!! I ain't doing this but I'm rooting for you!!

Rams need to get it together.

Do you prefer ordering groceries online for pickup/delivery, or do you like shopping in the store?

Hot flashes <<<<<<<<<

I hope the Eagles lose.

Hilarious🤣🥴🥴

Yes.

I'm so glad my hair has reached ponytail status.