I remember when I met @theycallhimbfg.bsky.social for the first time in person. We happened to be at the same restaurant and were at a distance. I ended up messaging him asking if that was him. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

When I was in MD last weekend, I checked out this Mexican spot Soluna Cocina. It was sooooooooooo good! Can't wait to go back.

He's going to Blockapulco. All expenses paid.

I need to cancel my XM subscription. I don't listen at all.

If you say Ginger Ale isn't medicine, you're an enemy of progress and will not be around me.

I would go crazy if I had to spend 23 hours a day in solitary confinement.

Yes. Along with Thin Mints.

This right here!!

Please be careful, y'all!!

Quick question. Do you eat chili with rice or nah?

Pizza or french fries

Cooking and baking

Getting a little bit of change and going to the candy lady’s house >>>>

Looks like we aren't getting any snow!

I keep hearing about Lincoln Lawyer and now I wanna watch it.

Someone just called and heard my TV in the background and said "oh, you have your killer show on" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Literally fighting for your life

I need to check out the vinyl stores around here.

We really need to stop the "if they were Black, they would've already been arrested" line when it comes to SA (any crimes, honestly) and powerful people. There are multiple people who are walking freely with ZERO repercussions.

I-

This is weird. My dental and vision cards are in my maiden name. My medical card still shows my married name.

Apparently the systems at my job don't communicate because some platforms I use as well as my insurance card are still in my married name. Makes me itch every time I see it.

I need to upgrade to an AM/PM pill box.

Question for my ladies - What type of vitamins do you take?

Sometimes I genuinely forget to respond to a text. My ADHD be kicking my ass.

Raisin Bran belongs here

Raisin Bran is the worst cereal, oh my god. my body convulses every time I eat that shit.

Sometimes, you gotta mute your own posts. 🤣🤣🤣

The Girl Scouts done set up outside the Crumbl cookies store. That's beef ain't it?!

Need to put this on a shirt.

Lactaid makes it okay. 😂

Folks swore by Northern Neck Ginger Ale but I never got a chance to try it before they stopped making it.

Fruit loops Apple cinnamon Cheerios Cinnamon toast crunch Special K with red berries

I typically don't drink Canada Dry. Seagrams is my go to.

Give me all the zero sugar fruit splash and blackberry.

Canada Dry said if Oceanspray can do it, so can we.

Would it be okay to add people who drive slow in the left lane to this list?

When the French toast so good you don’t need the syrup >>>>>

Gross, I would never swallow pulp.

This man had a live in girlfriend and was out in the streets killing prostitutes. The girlfriend had no idea. Season 6 Episode 14

Nothing like scooping up the runny egg yolk with a piece of bacon.

I've done 30 minutes of work and now I'm doing nothing for the rest of the day.

I punched him dead in the eye and said:

Send me some million dollar bacon.

Not everyone believes in "Until it's my turn, I'm gonna clap for others."

Never tried coconut water because so many people said it was trash.

I've "accidentally" received nudes.

4 large eggs 3 egg yolks 2c heavy cream 1tbs Vanilla bean paste 2/3 cup light brown sugar 1tsp nutmeg 1 1/4 tsp cinnamon 4tbs melted butter Pinch of kosher salt 1 shot of grand marnier Blend everything well dip and flip 2x. Don’t soak and don’t over cook the french toast. Challah or Brioche

Let me add this to the list so I can remember to grab some & try it. Only recently tried this one and love it Toasted with some sea salt butter? 🤌🏽