Per this exact image... my apologies to my Dodger babies, but I will be at SD@SF 2 games this week to thirst out over a man sometimes referred to as El Brazo....

KWANNY

me.

Bloop.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sry0... Okay but Pepsi had the greatest song/ad of all time

POV: trying to convince your non baseball friend to partake. (Its teo sunflower seed bobble night. So yes)

Everything sounds condescending when you’re stupid

Love waking up knowing new music drops today that will go so ridiculously hard.

Call Tyrone - Erykah Badu Wanna Dance w somebody - Whitney A Dream - Jay Z/Biggie Ain't no Fun - Dogg Pound/Nate Let Us Live - Game Speedin- Rick Ross Give it to you - jordan knight The City - Game / Kendrick Last Real .. Alive - Nas If you want it to be good girl ...- Backstreet Boys 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

“I refuse to carry the burden of having to hide my emotions.” goes insanely hard

10 more tickets left for my Netflix show Tuesday May 5th 7:30 pm at Hollywood improv pls help me sell this out 😀 next week! Tix: punchup.live/blairsocci

A note I found yesterday while walking in Portland.

With India down, and Pasqy down.... and the Royals in Sacramento... 👀🤘 If I'm not at work tomorrow, yall better shut your snitch asses up.

@bostonjerry.bsky.social #sandwichsky question -- have you been to Ike's (small chain starting in CA) and what's your order when you go

Ordered those stupid fake-timb slippers for the office and ive never been more excited for a purchase in my life They half look like mickey mouse. Half like funkmaster flex in a lugz ad in 2004

also ramon cooking with his chest hair out is the summer renaissance my hormones needed. bless.

also ramon cooking with his chest hair out is the summer renaissance my hormones needed. bless.

No worries, Jeff Passan, this is also how I qualify New Jersey.

No worries, Jeff Passan, this is also how I qualify New Jersey.

I know there are more important things in life rn, but where is the full MLB Network video package of Yonder Alonso making hot dogs with Laureano, Perdomo, y Fermín? If someone can track it down, I will give you 5 American Dollars.

The thing about dating apps is the illusion of options. Because there are so many people on there it feels like one more swipe or the next match will be "the one" and usually it's not. It's almost like a gambling addiction where you think the next one will hit so you keep playing past your limits.

The Savannah Bananas are wrestling. Their fans are not necessarily baseball fans. It's like telling WWE fans they should watch Olympic wrestling instead.

No one can ever question my loyalty or my follow through.

If anyone in the bay wants to come giggle with me tonight, im going to see Jamel Johnson in North Beach and can swoop you omw. Txt me

Baby Kikuchi, duh

how did Klay Thompson forget he was the Klay Thompson in the relationship?

Not all men but always a man.

Ive always said Klay was a punk ass bitch and his male fans are the corniest. MEG GET HIM.

This is true and important but the real problem for Klay is he's made an extremely talented and well-connected songwriter extremely mad at him. I don't think he understands how badly this could go

Watching the Giants be tormented by the Marlins. Shout out to my Canadian king, friend of the (Toro) family, Otto Lopez.

@wigglyfeels.bsky.social didnt realize how many felina-faves are on your squad this year.

Legend has it that if you look closely enough, you can see the French fries and chicken tenders 🔱

And immediately get lit up by the pachidermsss

Amanda and West are what the spoils of privilege look like - defiant, petulant, confused that no one will accept their BS. Had weeks to prepare + access to publicists, mental health professionals, brand strategists, and ideally introspection...and that's what you came up with? #SummerHouse

Okay but why was Duo twerking at me this am

Once drove to Hunter's Point (IYKYK) for a guy with no car, He slept through my call, I circled his block for like 45 min, and then finally accepted that he stood me up (then I started dating his brother) lmaooo

@nvbosox.bsky.social bernardino is a rocky??

I joke but...i have already done more cool shit in this life than anyone told me was possible. Everything is a side quest at this point.

Giants announcers just suggested that a fan's Kekumbas jersey was a beer league and they "probably dont want to know what it means" - if you wanted to know if they are still corny and out of touch (and a little subtly racist).

The Rockies may actually be good.

lmao this man is so out of touch he decided that NOW, after losing a historically pathetic rap battle, in the cultural times of 2026, to name his upcoming album ICEman??? Aubrey - please just do a romcom and/or a sextape and go away.

Wild. Ruled a base hit BTW, because apparently you cannot use "other equipment" to catch a flyball in play.

This week's Summer House episode is DEV-ES-TA-TING. This closing scene with C & W so hard to watch bc I feel it so much even without what we know happens

Okay I'm very very late, but Candiace Dillard Bassett's 'Deep Space' album is VERY ✨🔥 #rhop

do you ever look back at your life and think, "i wish i knew what strange and interesting new snacks, drinks, and cereals came out last year?" i'm here for you, friend. here's my 2025 food garbage round-up: cabel.com/the-snacks-c...

the top MLB Rivalry no one talks about? MLB Stadium bag policies vs. Women.

Any of you that use T-Mobile for free MLB- go make them donate to national parks. Coolthx

Us all, to Franmil

The Masked Singer was a psyop to prep us for completely AI music artists, like the ones that are now on streamers.

CAL RIPKEN HAD THE ORIOLES FAKE A POWER OUTAGE TO PRESERVE HIS STREAK AFTER KEVIN COSTNER BEAT HIS ASS FOR SCAMMING ON HIS WIFE