@thatbootlegguy.bsky.social pick you bish

This is sending me into orbit?! Idk why I’m laughing like I’m not older than everyone of them but kjhjggbbb

Oh, California. Never change.

and ftr, it was nice to be out last night, especially somewhere where my phone was LITERALLY LOCKED out of my hands. Shout out Jerrod Carmichael for flying into SF for a one-night only hot mess of a set. I loved it. He opened with 30 min of dick jokes. An easy way to my heart.

I'm not gonna be able to watch Traitors tonight, so I may be offline for a bit until I catch up.

I was in the DMV once, visiting a friend, and she took me to a spot that had a grilled cheese with brie, granny smith apples, and carmelized onions. Put that baby in there and keep it safe.

The dumbest fuckboy you know posted about the J Cole drop today.

Quite often is it that I glaze Juan and Gleyby, but I don't talk about Trent Grisham and his Reggie Jackson mustache enough. Loved him in SD. Excited he's found a fit in the Bronx.

I am so happy to have MJ back on my tv. #thevalleypersianstyle "I dont burn bridges i just charge a toll and keep receipts" was kinda a bar 💪

The way the Sox treated Raffy definitely scented Breggys dealings with them. He's looking for a home where he can trust the decisions around him. I hate that the Giants have so many vibe guys rn, but between Willy, Raffy, Chappy, and Heliot? Big scores on the Sandwich scale.

Randy is everything.

Nothing gives me the ick worse than when someone's insecurities are louder than their flaws

The Masked Singer was just a way to lay groundwork for audiences to "accept" these weird AI-non-human music artists.

I just realized... I may get to watch professional baseball without the US anthem played beforehand. 😍 bahahha

It's crazy to think a hire could RAISE THE BAR for something as institutionally iconic as Hot 97, but golllly I'm happy that Mero is finding new bags to collect (even tho I really wanted him as an MLB commentator).

blackbaseballmixtape.substack.com/cp/184283202 Video at the link above. Audio wherever you get your podcasts... (I've always wanted to say that.) Shout out again to @blackbaseball.bsky.social for being a fun co-host and friend!

popular opinion: Sunsets are cool and noodles make everything better.

Guested on a podcast for the first time ever today. If you want to hear me yap for an hour about this doc with my buddy @blackbaseball.bsky.social, check back here tom 🫣🤘

I have a crackpot theory that the United States was doomed at the point when football overtook baseball in popularity.

I can smell that baseball is approaching bc my faves are posting workout videos. What a time to be alive 😍

Have at it, fellow internet-friends.

Someone in my baseballsphere who I respect very much just asked that I join his podcast -- I had a radio show in college but haven't done such a thing since. Anyone have any advice??

No spoilers. Literally just opening this app to say #thetraitors is everything I needed and wanted today. Im squealing and gasping and gagged and living.

shame

felina510.substack.com/p/i-watched-... SPOILER ALERT: this was just as cringey, if not more, than you'd think. But I sat for all 3+ hrs of it to riff on it for your enjoyment. Come for the catharsis of me trying to like someone who's insufferably annoying. Stay for the non-credentialed psych eval.

I ain't asked chatgpt a damn thing

New blog dropped tonight for subscribers. Will post here tomorrow if you want to read about how I rolled my eyes so hard, I almost fell out of my chair.

Y'all be confusing "open-minded" with empty-minded.

Being adored >>>>>>

I literally never stop thinking about this.

Idk what Libby is watching, but i got a new blog coming that is essentially this - stay tuned 👀

Okay, I'm finally annoyed enough to comment-- The A's being denied their TM is not some 'Pro-Oakland' thing. LDB had nothing to do with it, with their little stunt filing under t-shirts. Essentially LV Athletics, in the eyes of business attys is just "local company does the thing it says it does"

When you don’t if it’s the weather or the news that’s making you more sad, that’s called treasonal depression.

Some thoughts (and a HILARIOUS dogshit AI MTV tribute video) www.esquire.com/entertainmen...

Some Mondays are a little bit Tuesday, or even a little bit Sunday. But this Monday is pure, uncut, weapons grade Monday

Sunday Scaries Life hack: prep a lunch youre excited about for Monday, so you dont dread it so hard.

Honestly this is kinda what im looking for lolol (Scorpio Venus shit)

Timeline cleanser from Ice City.

They just played Sweet Caroline. White people are nuts. Im not built for this lmaooo

IM AT A HOCKEY GAME AND IVE NEVER SEEN LESS ENGAGEMENT TO SWAG SURFIN IN MY LIFE.

My girlies alerted me to which SJ Shark is the baddest, in prep for my trip to the Boy Aquarium tomorrow, and GOLLY I could not be less attracted to hockey dudes.

IN A WEEK WE GET TRAITORS BACK.

Below Med is making me so mad. I need pickme kizzi to get slapped. Truly the least girls' girl to ever be on television. That shit-shower was her karma.

Drake and Adin Ross along with others are being hit with a Federal RICO case involving a tipping feature on Stake to transfer money among themselves, which was then used to artificially inflate Drake’s music streams across major distribution platforms. And, people questioned Kendrick.

Brought in the new year focused on whats important, laughing with friends, being cute 🩶

Went atraditional for NYE nails. These go crazy. (Mooncat; mermaid bait)

To quote Desus: "Avoid the bookings, beloved."

Real Gs move in silence with screenshots

Happy Mid-Winter Mardi Gras, where we all indulge “one last time” in the things we’re allegedly giving up on January 1st.