LAST CHANCE TO COME TELL ME WHY YOUR FAVORITE PLAYER IS COOL/CUTE AF. I will be tabulating nominations this weekend.

my cousin's moron crybaby girlfriend made a whole IG page for AI pics of herself and in them she looks like a very specific porn star and I cant send it to anyone to make fun of bc then they'll know i'm a freak.

I really wish some of the women in the sports media industry who insist on making it rough for the rest of the women in the sports media industry would simply stop doing that. But that’s too much to ask.

@no-flashlight.bsky.social I flopped in my perfect game today and I'm very annoyed with the teams it gave me 🫠

this is flawlessly done. And i hate promoting writing that's not mine. Excellent work @christhompson.bsky.social

I did not enjoy the Gelof injury one bit. Oof ouch.

so according to manfred "the players were neither fined nor disciplined, nor will they ever be" cool cool cool

Do you have a favorite MLB Player on your team PURELY FOR VIBES? Are they any of the following: -Good with children or animals? -Funny videos on socials? -Support good charities & causes? -Super duper fine/good looking? Submit them here for an upcoming post ! forms.gle/7cy5Eefvq3mx...

Inconsistency snitches way louder than a mouth can.

Sisqo’s first solo album synopsized:

MY BOY HUST HIT FOR THE CYCLE 🤘🤘🤘

For the A's Juneteenth celebration yesterday they had a non-black dj play music before the game, and did "hip-hop history" fireworks that ended in the Beastie Boys. Whack-ramento.

If Ohtani just had a baby.... does that.... is it a World Series baby?

White men really use all their creative juices to add protein to doritos and do this dumb shit?

for the enjoyment of all fans, major league baseball should not push controversial concepts onto us such as games involving the san francisco giants

Anyone up for a Dip in DC today?

last week I was finally in the headspace to start a show I'd never seen, waffled between Mad Men and Insecure, and given that I ran into my ex last week, watching Issa and Lawrence bob and weave is so so so so so uncomfortably therapeutic.

Going to Walmart is the closest thing to a safari I’ve ever experienced.

If you missed this yest... I refer to myself as the baseball Carson Daly, and shout out Costco undergarments. What more could you need?

straight men are so fkn dense. Sir I asked you to explain the Texas Tech drama bc I want you, not because I want 9 minutes explaining the Texas Tech situation.

lmao trying to see why 🤘's game hasn't started yet and...

Now that Summer House is DONE, I can finally exhale and be tormented by my OWN bad decisions and friend group.

sooo now that we all can agree Amanda sucks, are we ready to admit that the fans constant gassing her up as a fashion icon over the last few years was nothing more than people just liking that she was blonde and skinny? because i’m ready to talk about it. #SummerHouse

felina510.substack.com/p/mlbs-weara... Come listen to me defend Raffy, begrudgingly promote Yordan, and try to solicit YOUR feedback for an upcoming project. 🥰

lmao this is the corniest / iron-printed-est looking shit I've ever seen.

Every commercial should just be Ohtani selling stuff. I’d buy it.

Shout out to everyone who has had to mother themselves. We deserve more hugs an shit.

New York!!!!

Shout out to Mamdanistan. Bing mf bong.

Wimpy sad white dudes can desecrate their uniforms with anti gay Bible verses but Venezuelan Mlb players cant do shit for expression on july 4 or one of our hundred fake military days. I hate this.

It's not flawless but its mine. Otto Lopez hive stand up.

What fkn corner of the internet does IG think im in?

web site: would you like to download the app for the full customer experience?? me: wOuLd You LIkE to dOwNLoAd the ApP FoR the fuLl cUStOmeR eXPeriENce? shut up web site i hope you fall in quicksand

Woke up from nap and the timeline is all Love Island and soccer. This must be how ppl feel when I talk about bravo/baseball.

I would watch the hell out of a season of NBA: Severance

my friend is so fkn smart sometimes -- check this out.

As a baseball fan and professor, I absolutely loved this piece by my friend @felina510.bsky.social. Excellent choices, Felina! Come for the writing, stay for the Abraham Toro video explaining baseball terms in French.

Please, I beg you, stop asking generative AI your legal questions. The anti-Black planet destroying theft machine that only tells you what you want to hear is not a good source for ANYTHING when your home or freedom is on the line.

If anyone needs this one in Greek, I got you

My and @felina510.bsky.social's latest: What if I could: - talk about baseball, - *and* talk about teaching, - without complaining too much? Well, here you have the result. Three players to whom I've granted the greatest honor: saying they'd make good teachers. buttondown.com/nsmckinnon/a...

Collab'd with the pal @nsmckinnon.latinsky.app on a piece about baseball players that would make for good teachers. It's a silly one, but come argue with me about why I chose wrong 😘 felina510.substack.com/p/scorebooks...

this article is circulating with a COMPLETELY bullshit framing and clickbait lie about it, the "ai cybersecurity" firm is actually training AGAINST AI and the conan series is about helping people spot deepfakes and other gen-ai material, beginning with the famous robert smigel video mouth sketches

This Vegas A's game is gonna rival the Knicks' score.

People in suburbs will never understand community like this.

Despite being in an emotional funk per yesterdays shennanies, I surmounted a huge work obstacle today, and finished 1.5 blogs, coming soon to a store near you. Tonight i deserve a DOUBLE popcorn bowl. with asiago. And everything bagel seasoning.

It is an extremely in-character thing for Donald Trump to ruin the evening of tens of thousands of people so he can attend an event where he will also have a bad time.

Had a run-in today with my ex that really fucked me up. Why isnt there job leave for THAT

Dating in 2026

www.mlbtraderumors.com/2026/06/ramo... Nobody fkn talk to me.