JUDGE VS. TORO. THE BATTLE WE ALL SAW COMING 🤘 (I am very anxious about this game, and will be drinking. Who wants to join me?)

JUDGE VS. TORO. THE BATTLE WE ALL SAW COMING 🤘 (I am very anxious about this game, and will be drinking. Who wants to join me?)

I'll also be yapping with my Guards babies this weekend. Will link everyone Monday. Support women in sports and follow these ladies. They do an incredible job <3

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xE4e... Come watch me yap with some incredible peeps about the WBC first round. I make a lot of weird faces, look dummy tired post-work, and talk with my hands, but my nails look great.

international women’s day

I will be on two podcasts in the coming week talking about my experiences in Puerto Rico, and will try and not make it all about this man. The blog that is coming, on the other hand, I make no promises. 🤘🤘

New favorite sports injury just dropped.

youtu.be/80gECGMiF8c?... Lady in the comments said this about to go 4x platinum in my car alone. She's right.

today at the World Metaphors Classic the leader of the USA didn't bother to find out the details of the situation his team was in and blindly assumed they would win a matchup they ended up losing, jeopardizing their long-term standing for no good reason

OF COURSE ELADIO IS AT HIRAM BITHORN AFTER I LEAVE. bless my bearded Latin trap king. 😭😭

Everyone seems to have voiced their opinion on the Hawks' Magic City Night. Nobody bothered to invite the women in the industry into the discussion. Here's my Q&A with NatsHoney, the president of Strippers United, who shared a much-needed perspective: www.sportingnews.com/us/nba/atlan...

As a lover of both Randy and baseball butts, here is my official statement on the discourse today: Everyone deciding one or the other is an asshole when you're not culturally in ANY of the venn diagram in question (athlete speak/latin slang) makes you worthless here. shh.

back at work and everyone in the office wants to hear about my trip -- how does one explain what Darell Hernaiz did on Saturday in 2 sentences or less to non-baseball people?

Bruh this 12 hour travel day shit is for the BIRDS But I made it back to the bay. ☝️

This was also a highlight of my trip. Our shit doesn't even bang anyway.

I got to see AbeyBaby hit 2 doubles, a triple, con 3 RBI on a tropical island full of incredibly warm people (including his mom, who I met lol) I spent a lot, sweated more. Experienced the PR walkoff of the century. Felina from a few years ago was in a really shitty place. Did this for her.

Just fell in love with my lyft driver. Finally got to flirt with someone under 60 this trip. Success.

The lyft driver today LAUGHED (lovingly) when he heard that my favorite Eladio Carrion song is "no me importa un carajo," just about as hard as he laughed when I said I love Thanasis Antetokoumpo lmao. Shout out to my questionable but correct taste.

HOLY FK PUERTO RICO I LOVE YOU

Today I went to an incredible baseball stadium with incredible peeps. They played one of my favorite songs ever ("Here I Am" by Rick Ross), and I greeted my baseball crush's family to tell them I love him. It was flawless.

My hair is a mess. Im eating garlic plantains. Passionfruit mojito. God bless PFkinR.

I told a driver I was here for baseball. 2 games tomorrow 2 games Sunday. In Spanish. And he said "you playing?? Or your husband" lol

Truly any man with a pouty lip, a yankee hat, and outdated slang immediately has a chance with me. Im 🗑

Might i fall in love on this flight from NY to PR? Have I already 4x? Stay tuned.

⚾️ut ⚾️f ⚾️ffice ✈️🌴

Felina, why are you single? Your Honor, I present exhibit A: chat messages with work bestie.

When someone says „Scientists do not want you to know“ you can dismiss everything from there on. Scientists want you to know. They are desperate that you know. They can’t shut up about what they found out and want you to know.

I NEED A PELICAN BASEBALL CARTOON NOW

fuck it, I'm moving to DR.

@jpesq.bsky.social lmaooo not Macgonagle shelling Sevvy early

My apologies to @thatbootlegguy.bsky.social and @jmenglish27.bsky.social Welcome to 2026.

lmao I just flipped to AZ / MEX and saw Kirky and Rowdy RUNNING home. It's big boy season. Jurickson could never lmaooo

oh. mygod.

Looks like last year's T-Mobile mlbtv sub ended just in time to rob me of watching the wbc/spring mashups. And Comcast won't let me stream MLBN from anywhere off my home wifi. god this sport really knows how to box people out.

Get on my level.

Sábado af

Cannot wait to be at a sporting event next week with no US anthem

Lmao thunder sticks are too powerful.

Beat a personal boss-battle today. (Had lunch with a guy from my past and was no longer attracted to him).

Every anti-vaxxer I encounter seems to love weird unregulated supplements. They hate Big Pharma but they love Little Pharma, Big Pharma’s younger sibling who grew up without any adult supervision.

Find someone who looks at you the way this young Licey teammate looks at Alejandro Crespo.

@thatbootlegguy.bsky.social I forgot Brownie signed with the Yankees and just had a weird jumpscare at my desk.

👀 Team Rubio is back #wbc

*e40 voice* VaALLeyJoe.

That’s my first baseman. 🫡

Just a reminder from somebody who knows ball: Spring training stats DO NOT COUNT. People are practicing certain pitches. People are practicing what to do in 0-2 counts. People are practicing stuff on the basepath. It doesnt matterrrrrr Just enjoy it.

you guys. pro tip. Maple Torani in iced coffee. Splash of coconut milk. ooooooh baby.

Bad Bunny should be doing the alternative “all American” state of the union right now

Apparently this is one of my new adult traits, as it's happening again. Not sure why. Anyone else do this?

John Oliver on his son's Mets fandom and how the Mets are actually very British.