If I could choose one superpower, I would obviously want it to be absolute mastery over life and death. But if that’s not forthcoming, summoning guacamole at will would be a close second.

Her Majesty, the Queen.

belly rubs

Le quiero agradecer a Hatsune Miku por la canción de gasolina 🙏🏽

They're talking about killing leftist activists. They're talking about murdering people organizing in defense of immigrant communities, doing mutual aid work, and protesting their violence. They are talking about murdering people like me and my friends. We must do more than acknowledge it's fascism.

I used to get mad when people misused "decimated" to refer to things that weren't 1/10th destroyed, but I've given it some thought and now I've done a complete 360 on it

“Machado’s politics are steeped in violence. She has called for foreign intervention, even appealing directly to Israel Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, the architect of Gaza’s annihilation, to help ‘liberate’ Venezuela with bombs under the banner of ‘freedom.’”

Her Majesty, the Queen.

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Sébastian Lecordeux, more like.

Please, my friends, look at my child. I am a mother whose heart aches for my child every hour. My only dream is for him to eat and live. Please help us. Our hope is in you. 💔😔 gofund.me/001d3fab

I don’t understand why my cat can’t be appointed to the Supreme Court. “She can’t read!” Neither can Neil Gorsuch!

belly rubs

LMAO

it's not FOR us

Reminder that this lady asked Israel to invade her own country and approved of the U.S. strikes on innocent Venezuelan fishermen.

The Nobel Peace Prize people picked someone most USians had never heard of—so she’d be easy to sanitize—and broadly aligned with Trump—presumably to calm him down—and the Trump admin is too fucking stupid to take the huge cosmetic win here because they don’t employ a single normal person.

Everybody loves Nobel Prize Duck, the duck that has won a peace prize *5 mins later* We regret to inform you that the duck is active in far-right circles

De todas las personas nominadas, enserio le acaban de dar el Nobel de la Paz a MARÍA CORINA MACHADO? Una cabrona sionista, que defiende a Trump y le vende falsas esperanzas a su pueblo de un mejor futuro. Esta cabrona pidió que ISRAEL INVADIERA A VENEZUELA. Específicamente el Likud, osea NETANYAHU.

Found out that the latest Nobel Peace Prize winner is a staunch ally of Netanyahu's and signed a cooperation agreement with the Likud party, which makes perfect sense. This is a prize that went to Kissinger and Obama, after all.

Liberals dismiss antifa as just an idea — instead of acting to defend the activists, researchers, and organizers facing persecution. theintercept.com/2025/09/27/t...

Private school parents get off on two things: telling teachers they should be paid way more than they’re willing to shell out for tuition and steadfastly refusing to use actual parking spots in favor of gumming up traffic.

i guess the vertigo relaunch and jim lee's anti AI speech is a good time for me to reiterate my position on dc comics, especially now that no one seems to remember or care who charlie kirk was anymore: www.patreon.com/posts/pullin...

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horny Roman augurs be like “omina omina omina”

Yesterday I got a bunch of my skin tags snipped off, which I realized far too late means I’m walking around in October with what look an awful lot like two puncture wounds on my neck.

Romanians in the 1470s

Some of my fellow Astros fans watched this team have enough IL stints to put together a roster, stay in contention to almost the end of the season, and responded that if secret White Mage A.J. Hinch had been in the dugout their arms and legs would’ve just knit themselves back together more quickly.

The thing about me is that I’ll put up with a million kinds of annoying posts, because I’m terminally convinced everyone is just tolerating me, but what will get you muted every time is getting high off your own supply.

horrific whiplash in PR, which just several years ago was explicitly affirming our care had to be covered. but already this year PR enacted a criminal ban up to age 21 w/ a 15yr prison sentence, and now this. here's the donation page if you're able to pitch in: www.trueselffoundation.org/donar/

It's not just that they're going to strike down a law against conversion therapy, it's that they're going to do it on behalf of made-up claims from a straw plaintiff who can't honestly show the law affected her at all

I told my sophomores—my most incurious, chuddiest class—that I would’ve rather spent last Thursday teaching them than pacing around my house worried about Clark’s eyeball. They took absolutely no time disabusing me of the illusion that it would’ve been time better spent.

I see pieces like this a lot, often w/ a spin of lamenting cultural degeneration, but reading is a LABOR issue, it’s declined because so many people are working overtime or two jobs & employers expect after hours work. France has Earth’s highest reading rate b/c long lunch breaks & labor protections

A ver bro. Imagina que tienes dos vacas pero en realidad una vaca es una calculadora que no funciona

give greta thunberg a gundam

Reason #4,901,537,286 to join the @nosubsplease.org Patreon: If you do, you get to hear me compare Inspector Gadget to Tetsuo: The Iron Man. patreon.com/nosubsplease

As you read this puff piece about how brave and steadfast Amy Coney Barrett is, keep in mind that the house of South Carolina circuit court judge Diane Goodstein exploded over the weekend and some of her family members barely escaped with their lives. She had recently ruled against the admin.

i don’t think it’s hyperbolic to put this ruling alongside plessy v ferguson (holding separate but equal is fine, actually) as one of the worst moments in the supreme court’s history. the supreme court’s history is horrific so this is really saying something!

The main thing no one tells you about trying to keep your dog’s eyeball from exploding is that it is as tedious an affair as it is nerve-wracking a prospect.

Finally got around to reading @dirtbagqueer.rocks’s Bills profile for Why Your Team Sucks, and on top of the article being excellent (if you’re the only other person who hasn’t read it, you should), there’s the fact that it has the only comment across all 32 profiles that made me laugh out loud.

if you believe this, you legitimately need to log off. libs of tiktok *goes on the news and shares peoples' real names.* i'm sorry that your feelings got hurt because you posted something tremendously stupid online. that is not equivalent to having needles mailed to your place of work

Particularly weird undertone of reading WYTS profiles is the sheer number of men who feel safe admitting, in emails to a website that prides itself on taking DV/IPV seriously, that they’re too emotionally unregulated to handle their football team losing without becoming monsters to their families.

Bluesky deleted my post complaining about the CEO lol. I did not delete it myself! Full on Lowtaxing from Jay here.

Love to see white people go to bat for computer programs that require an Internet connection to function while I, a person of color, am not getting $300 from them. It really makes me feel good

Reading these replies will piss you the fuck off. I had to stop.

This. Is. Why. I. Paint.

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