"What's the opposite of a slow burn?" "Flash bang?"

also this story contains the sentence "There is no suggestion that Veronika’s skills are evidence of the evolution of an ominous new species of super-cow," surely an early front-runner for sentence of the year

Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools

I’ll never get tired of this ad at our local indie theater 😂

The strawberry wanter

alright, form an orderly line

In Preservation culture, asking payment for anything considered necessary for living (food, power sources, education, the feed, etc.) was considered outrageous, but asking payment for life-saving help was right up there with cannibalism.

A terrible day. The U.S. government vs. the free world.

there's a documentary about this trip by Ponting, The Great White Silence (1924) it's propaganda about the trip so the narrative voice is a little weird, but some of the images are stunning

This photo was taken in 1911 using glass plate technology by Herbert Ponting who was part of Scott's Antarctic expedition, The composition and detail are exquisite with the band of white snow/ice creating a perfect frame around the two people and the ship in the distance Iconic imo

The number of people I know who drove multiple hours to go see Frankenstein in theaters last year

The Bone Temple really is an all-time great movie title. two tickets to the bone temple please.

Cancel your Spotify subscription.

im so sorry.. that anchor is fighting for his liiiifeeeee

oh boy it's #LetterboxdFriday

New Weird Little Guys: Cops & Klan @socialistdogmom.bsky.social @whysophiewhy.bsky.social podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/c...

Not that you would know it from the headline, but the actual story here is "we made them pay us some money for copies rather than scrape the site in a really annoying way"...

usenet babey

i hate fascists i hate pro-fascist propagandists i hate fascist apologists i hate fascist appeasers i hate apologists for fascist appeasers i hate how much hate i have in my heart

F*CK ICE minnesota has become my home and i'm fucking pissed donate $5 or more to any of the orgs listed on standwithminnesota.com, send me proof, and I'll send you a sticker form: forms.gle/9xiPwFJ8an18...

I think I saw this on Taskmaster

The interviewer in question

All right, thank you for clearing that up for me

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oh hey #PortfolioDay I’m starmap , illustrator and comic freelancer and all around pal who loves to become your hands and turn your ideas into cool art

Man, if I stumble into making tens of millions of dollars I hope I have the good sense to shut the fuck up and build a bunch of libraries and fund food banks so when I check out peoples first response isn’t “So, that asshole’s done.” The bar. It is SO LOW.

good morning

ICE agents are, simply put, fucking clowns. Some observations from four days on the ground in Minneapolis. www.garbageday.email/p/we-re-all-...

Let your investors be your jesters at the rugpull of success

being a hater is important. or rather, if you are a hater by nature it's better to not deny it. we need ecumenical haters, haters with a willingness to keep open minds, haters who can explain why they like something just as assiduously. That way when they say "this is dog shit" it has real power

🥹🥹 good job little guy you are very invisible now 🥹🥹

Un-Follow Me Now, Etc. Etc.,

Kid Pix Studio Deluxe (1998)

“We saw you from across the galaxy and liked the cut of your sonic screwdriver”

we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff

If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula

at some point we must accept that The Spice Girls are oldies music

do you ever miss The Great Comet

You mean a stronk

I will read every interview with Heated Rivalry writer and director Jacob Tierney because his quotes are truly a reporter's dream: www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...

gotta be some use for this at some point

it’s come to my attention that my tumblr post has been crossposted to bluesky, so I’m posting it on my account here #AntiAI #GenAI

Bari Weiss' Substack squad The Free Press is riding with ICE today in Minneapolis. Possible he's with them. Wouldn't identity himself. Anyone recognize this guy?

it's Missing My OCs hours

Friday morning mood

Agnès Varda vibes

Care for a nice cold beverage?

She’s always shooting her own dogs 😔

i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs