english isn't for cowards. if you're not saying 'torpify,' that's a skill issue. there's no Académie Française telling you what to do. if you try to type 'pallific' and freak out when you see a little red underline, maybe you're not ready to roll with the big dogs.

can’t even trust a guy with a nazi tattoo to not be an abusive piece of shit. what is the world coming to.

I don't know what everyone's complaining about. Just go to settings > features > worms, then change the "worms pouring out of my phone" toggle from "yes" to "maybe later"

Every news article having a bespoke headline is inefficient. From now on every headline should just be "Moron Causes Problems", which perfectly captures all modern political and business news cycles.

God of WaR2

that "my opponent is not a Doctor, he's just a guy who holds both an MD and a PhD" stuff really did wonders for McMorrow lmao. masterful gambit ma'am.

You used to be able to google the time of the sunset, and Google would give you the exact time right on top every single time. Thankfully, with artificial intelligence, you can now ask Google what time the sun will set and it will conveniently tell you "I don't know."

Cruise Guys are the most undeserving snobs on the planet. You’re on a floating mall dude

Incredible comment on the Red Letter Media Mandolorian and Grogu review.

Reminder if you are not incel do not say m'lady

24% possession. 4 shot attempts. This Arteta shit is so ass lmao

lol arsenal

any y’all know the number for the glue factory?

He really showed ‘is arse n’ all!!

Mamdani canceled for being the bad kind of gooner (Arsenal fan)

Barack Obama, trying to be more hydrated: uhh let me pee clear

The Adult Men with Racecar Beds Facebook Group has had it up to HERE with this disrespect

"Freedom 250" sounds like they rebranded that "Freedom 55" retirement plan into something that sounds more realistic and achievable

i'm not even looking for ways to demonstrate how useless this piece of shit is, I was just having trouble finding the movie I was thinking of on ddg and wondered if google would do any better. fuck me i guess

amazing this is not a skit

NEW EXAMPLE FOR FONT LESSON JUST DROPPED

broadly, the neoliberal notion that privatization is a desirable end-state that necessarily leads to some kind of "efficiency" rather than the ownership class sucking out profits by reducing quality/reliability

Remember when launching rockets was a solved problem that the government basically did at cost instead of this libertarian happy horseshit

Alternative hypothesis is just that migrating to Argentina is an evolutionary behaviour that Nazi DNA has strongly selected for

people are really cooking in the replies

this website is not beating the allegations

Humanity is also capable of great beauty

update the song

"hutt who talks normal" they gotta put this whole franchise in time out for a couple decades man

Man the whole point of a Hutt is they go gunga peeboo oh ho ho

Reaaallly need Everton to get their shit together now

transgender is inevitable. get on board or get left behind, luddites.

need Everton to get their shit together here

If your idea of social media is a thing that people get on to Do Debate and Engage With Challenging Ideas and so forth, then I genuinely think you have rabies and someone should spray you with a hose until you go away

Triangulating the discourse from other people’s vagueposts: once again, you don’t have to pay attention to whichever dork is currently saying you live in a bubble unless you start drinking at the Nazi bar. He’s just recruiting Nazis.

remember when you used to learn this information quietly and at the age of roughly eleven

Who called this woman Roxanne Gay instead of Rocks In Brain

It’s real

You come to me, on the day of my son's wedding, which I am not attending

“Experts explain risk of looping video tactics” says right there. she was fired.

to the extent that any such thing exists or could possibly exist, the actual “millennial anthem” would have been one of about three different LMFAO songs. whatever the rest of you are on about is just cope.

are we all excited for racists to become Very Upset because they suddenly feel the skin colour of a 90-odd year old cartoon girl most people only remember exists once or twice a decade is a load-bearing pillar of the nation

He was so real for this

“The left has no diversity of thought” famously, leftists are good at agreeing with one another and telling, say, an anarchist and an ML that they believe all the same things is a safe and healthy pass time