Other gang 😤

Poor Sleep Linked To Gong https://theonion.com/poor-sleep-linked-to-gong/

this photo speaks to an alternate timeline somewhere where anime crossed over to the west much earlier and we got an experimental George Roy Hill remake with Elliot Gould as Lupin and like, Redford as Zenigata or something

I think about this tweet every time these guys talk about mogging

santacon²

love to receive healthcare from fly by night amazon gibberish vendors. i think these guys made my toaster

investors i am also a data center now. give me $50 million dollars

An addendum to his previous review, starting off with a procession of people spitting on the Cybertruck youtu.be/txb79zMKFv4

this worked out great for long blockchain corp (formerly long island iced tea corp)

Wowee, a shoe company just said "we're a data center now"? And they don't have any experience in the business and posses no data center assets? And there's a multi-year backlog for that kind of equipment?? As a smart investor I've got to get in on this!!

Did you know: There's HD video of Here Comes The Pizza?

"It’s not the rate of price change that’s bothering people. It’s the level. When you fill the grocery cart…you’re paying today’s sticker—not today’s sticker minus last year’s.…people don’t forget the original price shock just because the rate of change stopped rising."

is the pope weak on crime. does batman shit in the woods.

Run me through this one more time Lou. “Ok. The pope. You know the pope, right?“ Sure I know the pope. “You see, he’s weak” The pope is? “Very weak” Uhuh. That’s what you said. “He’s weak on crime” See now you lost me again

well well well if it isn't the blowjob brothers' birthday

saw someone say that catholicism has always been an obstacle to white settler colonialism and that's where this is coming from. lmao man you can think this asshole is demented and all but you do NOT need to just be making up whoppers to defend the pope, c'mon now

it's so funny to decide you're a catholic and then feel you're entitled to your own personal interpretation of these things. like rolling up to taco bell and ordering a pepperoni pizza.

space ghost ass to ass

single-issue voter whose issue is how tough popes are on crime

it's funny to start beefing with the pope and dabbling in light heresy when your base is all evangelical protestants who don't care what the vatican thinks to begin with, and like 5 tradcath freaks who also don't care

To unc, perchance to chop

this is just all US foreign policy now

they’re calling it “the least successful protest of all time”

The plan? Fix oil prices by blockading the reduced flow of oil still making it through the strait.

we took the kids to a 9am showing of super mario galaxy and when yoshi appears on screen a kid down in front said “that’s yoshi”

“He wasn’t the unambiguous good guy he was the unambiguous bad guy“ is just differently media illiterate lmao. The movie was hamfisted as all hell but he’s obviously fairly grey character whose opposition to colonialism is meant to be broadly sympathetic. Thus the ending.

I love that even this freak sculptor was like “ok for him to be recognizable i guess i do need to make the face too small for the head”

Tottenham Dropspur

which one of you owns this car

let your be your urrejtësit be your kamerierë at the uh, tavolinë. of success.

(Politico voice) the most effective future for the Democratic Party is to become Albanian

it's interesting how good he is at zeroing in on low hanging fruit that annoys normal people and doing something about it, and how few politicians at any level of government bother to do things like this

If you got a problem, yo I’ll solve it Check out my bit while the Craftsman revolves it

bored ape sitting forgotten in a young man’s crypto wallet, smile brightening whenever they hear the phone unlock only to be crushed again as their owner, who once showed them off proudly, loses another twelve leg parlay on indonesian volleyball

There go the Catholics' chances in the midterms

MELANIA: You want me. Out of nowheres. To remind every one. Of my best friend, and child sex monster. Jeffrey Epstein?? (squints evilly) NATHAN FIELDER: (voice over) The First Lady loved my idea.

(desperate to believe anything other than that i got dogwalked by a completely bonehead) bringing up the thing the war was a distraction from is called a triple-reverse-distraction. all part of the disinfo cycle.

(buffalo soldier tune) miserable shithead

"The Scottish island of Summerisle, home of the best fruit in Britain. The first thing you notice? No churches. The farmers here practice a fascinating form of pre-Christian worship…and I just learned I'll be playing the lead role in their annual May Day festival. First stop: my costume fitting."

one of the many reasons I happily subscribe to Defector is headlines like this

"I understand there are rules I just feel I'm gonna make this one not apply to me" is crazy. Bring back "anti-social" not just being a synonym for surly teen or w/e but as the concept of there being such a thing as a crime of selfishness committed against the community's well-being.

To all who celebrate

There is a legend that speaks of a big dumb asshole what deserves to be killed. You will know him from his dog's shit thoughts and deeds, and by how much he fucking sucks ass big time.

I am Malenia. Blade of Miquella. And I have never known defeat.

look what i found in my google drive folder

incredible

Israel? Violated the terms of a ceasefire agreement? THE Israel??