Going to start a quantitative experiment about book sales, using my own books since those are the ones I can get access to sales numbers for (this has been an ongoing problem in my book sales research lol) I currently have two books for sale & I’ll test one on this platform & one on Threads

This is why, after years of saying I’d go down with the ship, I changed my mind. This was beyond imagination for how I thought Twitter might go and there is no pride left in staying on deck. It’s safer in with the jokeless icebergs

—Agnès Sorel, circa 15th century probably

Not even the prompts. If you are a Twitter user in the UK and Twitter sticks a Grok CSAM image in your feed for WHATEVER reason, well congrats your device just downloaded child porn. And you are legally responsible for that.

Goodbye sweet boy, we’ll miss you 💔

Mass HPV vaccination in Australia has nearly eliminated cervical cancer www.aihw.gov.au/getmedia/ef3...

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This concept has helped me with moral ocd SO much actually

You don’t have to wait to BE good to DO good. Embrace your inner hypocrite! You have free will!

Got my hoe shot (HPV Vaccine) on Saturday! Told my mom today, called it the hoe shot, said "well my husband says he's going to die at 60, what if I want to become a hoe in my 70s?" Also got Tdap, flu and covid (novavax) Grateful to my pharmacist who recommended getting additional shots

Starting a thread of my Book publication research for easier access. I currently try to condense my ongoing research into publicly available slides, to bypass the paywall. You can access it here: docs.google.com/presentation...

Going to start a quantitative experiment about book sales, using my own books since those are the ones I can get access to sales numbers for (this has been an ongoing problem in my book sales research lol) I currently have two books for sale & I’ll test one on this platform & one on Threads

Yes, hello? I don’t think 2026 is working properly. I’d like to cancel my free 5 day trial please.

hey gang!!! i have a new Marvel horror comic coming out in January with art legend Javier Pulido - check out “Nature Red in Tooth and Claw” on Wednesday! Careful readers may recognize some of the ~deep lore~!!

Everyone at this bar is watching sportsball, and they all keep cheering at the same time, and I’m trying to figure out what game they’re watching so I can participate in the social yelling, but there are like six games and none of them are Ravens, I am PERPLEXED

Has this bourbon always had an “i” in it, or is this a Mandela moment because istg I thought it was Bullet Bourbon

I know Twitter is the bad place but gd it if seeing them use it in their ballroom-fake-situation-room doesn’t make me want to get back on just to see if I can learn to turn their own bots against them

Be the inscrutable friend in the group 😎

I couldn’t explain why the initial post affected me so viscerally but this sums it up perfectly. And I’m thinking Swilua is a very, very good witch.

I think one thing about the internet age is that we all watch the world decay and burn together and a stark bifurcation appears: it was never us/them, one country versus another. The good people from every country hold each other and fight together against the powers of evil that hurt us all

no one: my child: you should never surrender to destiny. The fates only know how to take and take. They will discard you without a thought.

my moon water froze in the most lovely way

*waking up at 3am out of nowhere with a sudden blinding headache* he did what now?

If you don’t hear from me until after the full moon, it’s OK! I have just entered my other form temporarily! I will be back

This continues to be one of the funniest labels

Best storyteller on the internet is on!

This is friggin genius

Happy New Year’s Spain!

PROTIP: if you don’t want to stay up till midnight, choose a different country to celebrate New Year’s. It was just New Year’s in Greece, in an hour and a half it will be New Year’s in London. Watch the fireworks on YouTube, do a toast from bed an go to sleep early!

For the record, this is still true.

no problems ever in peliccan mouth

me, every time I make it out of my therapist’s office 😎

*bragging about my son to strangers* server: aw how old is your son me: he is almost 22 server: server: stop it you are not old enough to have a 22yo child me: awww that’s so sweet, everyone told me I was so old when I had him, but that’s because I was Mormon 🥹

at the monarch butterfly fuck party in mexico and you’re not gonna believe this, guy next to me is wearing a wire

literally me

no one: the nurse, coming around the corner before she sees me: oh no I know that cackle

Light is the left hand of darkness and darkness the right hand of light. Two are one, life and death, lying together like lovers in kemmer, like hands joined together, like the end and the way.

Still seen in some Welsh areas,the collection of calennig (New Year’s gift) where children rise early and carry from door to door, as bearers of good luck, a decorated apple, pierced with three sticks and adorned with a sprig of box and hazelnuts. #Folklore museum.wales/articles/118...

If you don’t hear from me until after the full moon, it’s OK! I have just entered my other form temporarily! I will be back

THIS YEAR’S INVITE JUST CAME I AM SO EXCITED

this morning I started awake after an achingly beautiful arrangement of a Mormon song was playing from a TV and my son was saying, “What if we didn’t have to leave? What if there was another way?” So my brain is apparently going on a JOURNEY

ghost watching with my friend who only kisses me in the lips sometimes

Dreamed I was climbing paper cathedrals that fell underneath my feet, which is fine and not at all symbolic!

Alexa: there are 3 hours and 13 minutes left in the book Me: OMG HOW CAN THERE BE SO MANY HOURS LEFT, LITERALLY ALL THESE LESBIANS DO IS FUCK My son, the bookseller, who is a cultural lesbian because he was raised by two: have you never read a romance book before? That’s literally the point

every lesbian has a beloved posse of straight men who follow them around like hopeful ducklings, as if they believe there’s a chance some of the magic will fall on them, like bits of glittery lady love dust, that will allow them, too, to finally achieve that level of drip

the problem with tryna do cleansing magic in the bathtub is sometimes you end up all covered in plant detritus and then you have to do a whole second cleansing of the non-magical sort

no YOU’RE sobbing in the living room because your baby has been gone one day and is already sounding British in the family group chat, calling everything “grand” and you actually do have two whole grown children and they are going to move out someday

low key convinced all the talk about how to reset your nervous system is capitalist propaganda tbh

*coming downstairs the day after Christmas* evidence of carnality and gluttony falls heavy upon the land

texts from my family be like