y’all I found the Bsky Bar/Restaurant. Star Trek Bathrooms. TREK on one screen BASEBALL ON THE OTHER

I cannot part from my final vice

sure, jan

mamma mia

ok everyone, start wrapping up today's arguments and get ready to go brush your teeth. you've got half an hour until bedtime

Nope lol. I came over here like the new kid in school 😭

g’bless amerikkka

Graduating high school before ChatGPT is like having a brain made of recovered steel from warships old enough to not have been weakened by atomic bomb isotopes.

This guy knows a lot of stuff. This just arrived today & soon I will know some of that stuff

Georgia's governor signs a comically transparent law. It makes local elections in 5 big blue counties nonpartisan, to give GOP candidates a chance to win without a party label in places like Atlanta. And it doesn't change anything in the rest of the state, for red counties to know who's GOP.

hey that's white supremacist fascism

NEW: xAI appears to have added more than 500 MW (!) of unpermitted gas turbines to its Colossus 2 campus in a matter of weeks, according to internal emails between the company and regulators

let’s go, lesbians!!

I already love reading about psychopharmacology and reading @katewagner.wehwalt.net ~ this is a very beautiful piece that sent me down some fun rabbit holes

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Breaking: South Carolina Senate rebuffs Trump, declines to take up redistricting before midterms, preserving Jim Clyburn's majority-Black district South Carolina State Senate Majority Leader Shane Massey: "We are the most gerrymandered Republican state in the country already"

BREAKING: The South Carolina Senate quashed an effort to redraw the state’s congressional maps to dismantle the state’s sole Democratic district, represented by longtime Rep. Jim Clyburn. Full story to come.

It sucks

Who is the biggest potential movie star Hollywood doesn't pay attention to and why is it Da'Vine Joy Randolph

I also miss when Robin Thede, Amber Ruffin and Larry Wilmore hosted late night shows. They were all great.

dear god PLEASE let this also lead to a wider acceptance that treatment needs to include *improving quality of life* and not just "how to make them have baby"

Could not remember the title 'Trading Places'. Just would not come to me. Had to look it up. Closest my brain could do was 'Exchanging Circumstances', which sounds like the original 1930s British version.

Over and over (and over and over) again Democrats and their liberal and centrist voters have gone out of their way to establish that they'd rather deal with the right than the left. Bluesky is a place where the very very ignored and displaced left can talk to each other, finally. That's a bad thing?

The resignation would end Dr. Marty Makary's 13-month stint running the Food and Drug Administration, a period marked by turmoil and controversy. n.pr/4figGjv

or any kind of girl creature. you’ll get “it’s just a pinch”ed into oblivion and told where to buy OTC ibuprofen!

final answer!

dickheads

Hochul getting the funky bass line made me chuckle

ok

Child protective services ripped a 14-year-old from her home to stop her from leaving the state for an abortion. They also threatened her mother with murder charges and the removal of her other child if they crossed state lines for care. So please don't tell me Republicans aren't banning travel.

"For too long, the university has ignored the wisdom of the donor class and hired based on academic excellence. Regrettably, this has led to the underrepresentation of discredited viewpoints in elite higher education." www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/wer...

Literally it was called "alternative culture" bc mainstream culture was an absolutely awful dystopian Reganeque hellscape. Those of us who couldn't stand it fled and found &/or made art / music / community /activism that in part told us it wasn't just us, but that wasn't what was served on main.

that’s the fury trifecta!

I was floored when it tried pawing at the cats on the screen, thinking they were real.😂

!!!!!

when you have no objection to killing a mouse and hiding it in the Hot Wheels cars, should the occasion arise

ok

hell yeah 🙌🏽 congrats everyone in NYC who put pressure on

thanks for the permission but if I’m real I was already gonna do this 😭 i’m just so proud of y’all

People will say “it’s strange that people would rather have cheap stuff than better pay” and close their eyes when you show them this chart 📈 The last 6 years have been bonkers profit inflation, wages probably haven’t kept up or if so only barely, yeah people want this to stop more than anything

this was a dream I couldn’t imagine achieving (and didn’t! never had one). But I guess the way I watch shit on my phone I am validating the desires of my childhood self

When Sterling K. Brown talked about the shortening of TV seasons these days, I saw a lot of people saying "but I like shorter seasons." Short seasons are killing the TV industry. The artists and crew that make these shows can't live on short seasons.

sure is five white guys! you know, someone close to my age recently mentioned Arsenio in casual convo and it feels like that was a dream I had! 💪🏽🐕

please let me out of this wack ass crystal prison

PLEASE GO SEE THE LADY!

two stories i love:

The Straights of Homuz have slowed pussy delivery and we will not be restocking until the fall. There will also be a tariff so please be prepared to pay accordingly.

@rikiwilchins.bsky.social 2026 May Herald Iris Duane and Q Manivannan, first 2 trans Members of Scottish Parliament , speak out about their election, the abuse they've endured and push back on the backlash: "If my mere existence causes this much trouble, I’m excited to see how much my words will."

The Payback is out in paperback today, it’s the same great student loan industry heist novel in a smaller size and lower price. www.simonandschuster.com/books/The-Pa...