it’s time #DemDragons

some are shoplifting, some are mall cops (extremely onboard for this analogy)

thinking again about Husband saying if he were a Knick he’d be OG Anunoby bc he “put that tip in!!” 😭

okay okay okay lemme tap in

I don't want to hear Chris Brown in my house, with a mouse, on a hill, with a meal. Never!

things I love to see:

i went out to get dinner and a man just sat down next to me in an American flag cowboy hat, punisher t-shirt, and a rubber bracelet that says “deny everything” so I may need one of you to call me with an emergency shortly

Don't talk to me or my son ever again. Photo from my collection, no date/info.

Brad serving PFLAG energy 🥹

I pledge to be the boldest fighter possible for protecting the rights & safety of LGBTQ+ New Yorkers. The fascists will never be able to steal the joy that filled these streets today! (2/2)

You’re looking at Now, sir.

shout to my homie [redacted], infamous for announcing this when entering a college party

incredible application of key changes in a score

+1

been working from home at least partial time since 1999:

Apologies to Jan (1981) we may have missed some steps especially recently

Anyhow. Just thinking about it. This perennial promise that machines will free us from labor that somehow always turns out to be a way to get us to do more labor. bsky.app/profile/edzi...

Please enjoy some baffling AI generated ads as seen on abc news dot com

Sorry Gramma

idk but this seems very edgy for OH

I LOVE THIS WOMAN

The love for this movie is a surprise treat in my feed. I may not watch it in the theater but I’m sure I’ll get to it and enjoy

Ha ha many years ago my fam in Boston planned a trip up Mt Monadnock the day after Thanksgiving. This was the view:

Like yeah, if you ran a circus like the army it wouldn’t be funny. They are two different things that serve two different functions. But with school you can ofc trace lack of effectiveness or misappropriation to policy. I don’t care if it costs 44,000 per kid. I care if kids are getting smarter.

idk why my mama side is different but for some reason they tell at least SOME of us lol. it's always random too like one day you're 8 or you're 14 and somebody goes "well you know squeaky REAL name is jeremiah"

I got cousin whose nickname is Sister...I'm useless in a search party.

I got an aunt and an uncle whose real names I didn’t learn until the service. Pull up to the fune like who the hell is Lucious?

Pia! Did such a good job of making it hard for me to pick a favorite panel but it’s kinda 2/5/the mechanics 😌

These billionaires will do anything to avoid being in their kids lives. And they are the ones we are supposed to emulate? They are scumbags

me neither but if I could cool my rage enough to read this I bet some would come

if my cat had a job:

only when I go to another website

average millionaires, welcome to the fight on billionaires

why does being a human feel so pathetic

The Bear (2026)

I saw a dog at GGP like this recently and I was so excited. 99% of my moo dog experience has been on cartoons

Tom Cox gotta be one of my favorite posts-as-gateway-drugs-to-reading-his-work posters and there are many of you

it’s literally on pooboo

sorry i’m not doing this one. nope. nope. the ancestors forbid. no discourse

Better things will keep happening until morale improves

Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender with one image.

I was 3 but I remember hearing about the enormous cake fiasco in Baltimore, because I had family who lived there and because a 35-ton cake crawling with rats really stuck in my imagination www.baltimoremagazine.com/section/arts...

The most bisexual thing you can do is start a podcast or listen to a podcast or listen specifically to our podcast, The Worst of all Possible Worlds. If you don't do one of those three things, you lose Pride

at least they said out loud the dumb shit they thought would work

love this thread 🧵 shout out to my Fictional Gay Villians

the other kids cheering him on 🥹

I got strong Mx Steal Ya Girl energy from this photo! From her wiki

“We need another name for it” Noooooo you got the right name It’s the wrong idea

The bicentennial made such a tremendous impact on American *pop* culture--I remember the Barney Miller episode about it!--there were tricorner hats everywhere, hit songs, a movie, and the logo and local parades all year long. This year it feels as empty as the mall.

we’re all shocked me included but lonelysingledad420 has evolved to safely consume this