i get existential and so strange

are we supposed to believe blondie doesn’t doesn’t do coke

life if people on r/dataisbeautiful knew that sankey diagrams aren’t they only graphs they can use

just like we suspected, taylor was intentionally blocking artists from getting number ones with her bullshit deluxe albums

an album that’s introspective, horny and actually good open.spotify.com/album/28bHj2...

yeah its very fleetwood mac if you’ve never listened to them before open.spotify.com/track/53iuhJ...

the concept of releasing a boring song to *checks notes* clap back at someone calling you boring

proof that having a dumb boyfriend is contagious, dump that loser today ❤️

no you guys are just assuming it’s about charli 🥺 oh sorry you’re right, it’s probably about Obama

you literally hated on the outfit of a man i went on a date with this week like no one keeps it more real than you

“Fingers crossed behind my back, I hope they break up quick”… blondie needs to grow a pair cos i’ve prayed several of my friends break up with their loser boyfriend. if that’s a crime then lock me up i guess

really explains why maga barbie seems to only publicly beef with Black/PoC artists….

taylor’s album so bad i’m seeing gracie abram’s praise on the TL

she needs to take a leaf from Lorde’s book and release an album every four years and actually LIVE life (no shade)

me when i’m dumb

my diehard swiftie work bestie sent me this 😭😭

if you’re old and white please take this as a sign that it’s okay to retire ❤️ diva you’ve done enough!

kanye getting dragged for that betrayal list and he didn’t even WRITE it himself 😭😭😭

work meeting juicy as hell but it’s running over and my doctor is about to call me any minute so i’ll have to drop

the tides are turning on blondie and even her loyal fans aren’t eating up her cringe slop

taylor swift provided a masterclass on the negative ramifications of using AI generated song lyrics and you’re laughing at her?

just saw that nicki tweet and idk why she’s laughing cos “cokes got your brain” lowkey about her too…

what i’ve been giving at work without my adderall this week

she gotta come clean atp like who wrote folklore?

realizing i might have to discuss taylorslop at work tomorrow

A CHOP

but i’m not a bad bitch… and this isn’t savage

sent someone a meme and they asked me what oomf meant

taylor your fiancés favorite color is 5, i think you have other things to worry about

if you’re in line to get a response from sami STAY IN LINE

you just mad cuz your son fav color is 5…

just saw a diaper kink video on the discover tl….calling it a day

trying to get my adhd meds every month

your late 20s are crazy because some friends are getting married, some are starting companies and others are building dashboards to give executives deeper insight into critical business functions

expecting a call today so naturally they’ll call the minute i step away from my phone

sami forced to join a w*ork meeting

what did yt just call me????

reminiscing about how good my skin looked before i got a j*b

my fyp is mocking me

at least i finished that one useless task that’s been on my to-do list for 14 months now…

yo wtf??

chainsaws being invented as a tool for childbirth…

if i had a nickel for every time a company i was interviewing at was getting raided by the FBI for fraud i’d have 2 nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

the real reason i don’t want to live with anyone is cos i don’t want anyone to see how long it takes me to complete basic tasks

The best part of my day is transforming unstructured data into actionable insights. From building data pipelines and populating the data warehouse to crafting interactive visualizations for executives, I’m proud to contribute to decisions that drive shareholder value.

i’m gonna lock in tomorrow fr

i should’ve logged off for the day when i realized i was using my airpods as my mouse

When I’m in a self sabotage competition and my opponent is myself

i’m the biggest flop at this bachelorette party