Scarface energy. Ray J tried to warn but we couldn't understand his slurred words.

Mood:

*throws social battery in freezer*

Existing is so fucking stressful.

They have in fact been drawn & colored badly.

Does hell have PPV?

🔥🔥🔥

Expecting a you from other people always leads to disappointment.

Post your flag. This is mine:

Legendary Super Bowl champ Sherman Lewis dead

New reality love gameshow loading: Lightskin in Dallas

1. Yes mostly those who have passed away. 2. Nope 3. Nope

Roc Nation has the opportunity to piss off a lot of yts here.

"SING IT NOW GOD'S CHILDREN!!"

A LOT of cops have these. A LOT.

En masse s'il te plaît.

✅️ Off ✅️ And die

A million days in your arms...

"Kiss my ass or I'll just be the bigot I am out loud." - white "allies"

Listen to Mind Playing Tricks on Me on your streaming service tidal.com/track/434593...

Pick a Bond villain from the photos you already have on your phone

I have discovered Rooster Fighter. The Japanese really can do anything.

good morning. let’s get this bread.

It's May 18th, so you know what that means??!!!!! You guessed it. The doc comes out tomorrow. Im very excited

1st half: Great Halftime: Watched a Golden Girls marathon 2nd half: Trash!

Pick a Bond villain from the photos you already have on your phone.

My uncle went to Morehouse at the same time as Samuel L. Jackson. This is his yearbook pic.

Some neck right now would hit.

Big Mama had finger sandwiches, ribs, Mac n cheese and banana pudding ready as soon as I got in the house, I didn't stand a chance. The itis had heavyweight champion boxer hands. Now I'm contemplating sneaking into the kitchen for another plate.

"Oh, it's just so hard to rate these things. There's degree of difficulty, style points, choice of music, did they land on their feet during the dismount. Different people have different strengths, it's just impossible to tell." - Blanche Devereaux

I was exhausted, went to sleep at 6 CT/7 ET now I'm up and cant go back to sleep.....thank God for this Golden Girls marathon.

My older son, talking to a wrecka stow clerk today: “This is ‘Black Unity.’ It is one long song by Pharoah Sanders. He made it in front of an audience, and they clap at the end. I listen to it at bedtime when I’m at Daddy’s place and Mommy’s place. I like when the trumpets throw tantrums…

I'm convinced sweatpants drawstrings have a secret war going on against human bladders.

When they say "Other Native" for DC they mean we speak Moe.

The guy at the liquor store said The Wood but he meant The Best Man

Mission accomplished. Mississippi:

"To have what we had again today"

Alien: How did you run out of people? Earthling: They starved Alien: Starved? Earthling: Rulers took all the nutrient-dense food for themselves. Alien: You were invaded by foreign life forms, "Rulers," and they siphon— Earthling: No, they were humans. Our leaders. Alien: End communication.

Meet the Spelman Seven crossing the stage as valedictorians together www.phillytrib.com/news/meet-th...

she’s in oakland, someone tell interpol

Engine purs like a kitten?