The whole TJs experience is overwhelming but once you leave with all your artisanal cheeses, juices and snacks, a bouquet of flowers, and no less than 6 five minute meals life feels worth living again

Leslie Odom Jr. he has music outside of his Christmas music but it feels especially warm during the Fall/Winter.

Let me go steep in some epsom salt

IT'S PIRACY SEASON

My fyp is nothing but fine studs from Houston. The clock app a travel agency now?

Not Carl!

That drive thru hated to see me and my bestie coming

These demons have come against the house of Chastain!!!

Think I’m going to go on a walk that leads to a cupcake 😭

I need to hit the mat for yoga tonight but I’d much rather find a warm dessert 😭

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Where them Etsy witches at?

I need more money than problems this year, let’s go 🙂‍↕️

Samara Joy is dropping new music this week!?!? Happy fall to ME

It IS Tuesday! That means new books have been released.

Just saw they aren’t renewing Sandy’s contract, chile

NYPD stops Macron's car because the street is closed for Trump's convoy. Macron phones Trump seeking passage. It doesn't happen. The Guardian says Macron and party were allowed to cross into the frozen zone on foot. They walked for 30 min to the UN. On X, wags say it was a humiliation of Macron.

Looks like the only rapture to be caught up in today is the rapture of love. Àse.

I want to push my training sessions to 3x a week. May just need to take that day into my own hands.

I’m just here to watch Eric Adams be sad

POST RAPTURE PARTY! 🎉 For everyone that’s left…IM MAKING A COMIC BOOK! 🤩 Based on a show about comic books. Meta, right? There’s queer romances, hilarious shenanigans and more! With an all-star team of creatives. It’s ALL OR NOTHING. So if we don’t reach the goal…it doesn’t get made! 😵‍💫

I like someone I can be bored with. But not someone who is boring. A little is fine but you gotta be with the shits babe

WSJ - Federal economists and researchers responsible for measuring hunger in America are placed on indefinite paid leave. www.wsj.com/politics/policy/u...

As someone who can be very easily overstimulated I need to find a conference room to hole up in because omg

I have 4.5 vacation and 4 sick/personal days left. Let me find something to do

The first 3 books in the animorphs series are being rereleased next year. Idk why that made me feel old

Dropped the fur baby at daycare and immediately had a tantrum. Why can’t I just work from home

Take me to the king (take me thru dere take me thru dereeeee) I don’t have much to bringggg

Tina Snow

I’d actually pay good money to see a live demonstration

I’m trying to figure out how you do drills for this. Like do yall practice stripping fast with hopes of ascending quicker than everyone else? Or do you do a lot of leg and core exercises to try and give yourself a jumping boost…?

OMG earlier I was tweeting about a girl I grew up with whose church believed in doomsday. They used to do doomsday drills! They would lock in the church and play sirens on the radio and stuff

In church like this

I just saw someone say that they used to do rapture drills at her grandma’s church. Now how…

Sitting in the dark eating a plate of chicken thighs and veggies thinking about my alarm going off in a few hours

Pretty sure this is depression creeping in and that pisses me off even more

she ate with that

Niggas is c**ning who ain’t never c**ned before!

Not Rodney Jerkins!!! 😳

Going to see the hematologist oncologist next week, inshallah shit is cool. But from the procedure they saw something small they can’t tell what as of yet. All in all, my end goal is to get my brother to Trinidad, we are half Trinidadian 🇹🇹. Share, donate, boost 🙏🏽 www.gofundme.com/f/help-me-re...

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300k Black women got fired, Jimmy Kimmel was gon be OK. Give them their jobs back

That woman stripping off her clothes at a board of education meeting to protest trans people using the bathrooms is … ???

Should I make this a solo kayaking trip oooor…?

It’s only Monday.

The 'kin' of ‘napkin’ means "little." ‘Nap’ comes from ‘nape,' which means “tablecloth.” So a napkin is a little tablecloth. 10/10, no notes.