Why is there a freeze watch????? No. Just no.

Individually wrapped…

She looking like “tf would I give it back???🤨” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Oh shit. Forgot I need to finish all her fault. Let me switch gears

They caved just like the GOP knew they would.

One thing I’m going to do is turn on Crazy Rich Asians

John Fetterman’s memoir comes out on Tuesday, so if the phone calls don’t work you can always tell him how you feel while he’s on book tour.

For all the people who may need it! 💕 #HTX

That man walks around in the world dressed as an imaginary friend

Shawna being Buddy Guy’s daughter is never not gone fuck me up.

😭😭😭

The Guardian of the ATM collecting their toll.

If you love chaotic women leads. And drama. And sapphic angst. And insanity lol. HEDDA IS THAT GIRL!

Is that a nap I hear?

Materialists up next

Isn’t this that jeans gal?

Perfect day to be napping and snacking on and off but I’ve made it strict around here. Also realized I didn’t take out the meat to meal prep so now I have to wait.

Damnnnnnnn. MLB too??

Food banks are not a replacement for SNAP, but please donate to them all the same. Contribute to crowd funding if you can. Volunteer. This is going to be nasty and people need to eat.

And if you need to crowdfund, do it. Don’t starve and be sitting in the dark to impress these fucking people. They’re gonna talk shit regardless.

I need a warm brownie topped with butter pecan ice cream

Locking in for Hedda

This the dating pool y’all be talking about?

If you need food, check out plentifulapp.com for local distribution

This is absolutely fucking deranged.

I need a weekend away. Disconnected from the world. In a comfy relaxing bubble.

I can’t imagine being partnered with someone just being cool with not only watching me struggle but making my life harder, like kids aren’t hard enough. Whoosh.

My God it’s so insidious with them 💀

I need some whimsy. Let me unpack my Christmas tree even though I didn’t get any of the decorations I wanted this year 😭 It’s giving MINIMAL

I want to take the pup to one of his favorite parks to run in the leaves, especially since he’s been stuck inside since Thursday. Yes, and I’d rather take a nap and ignore the fact that tomorrow is Monday

This organization is offering rental assistance grants in Atlanta. freerent.org

Yo girl really be looking better in your clothes than you. A blessing lol 🧡

I love when folks are into coffee like this

Does everyone remember Adriana Smith, the Georgia nurse who was declared brain dead while nine weeks pregnant? The black woman who was kept alive without the consent of her family because of the fetus? Baby “Chance” was born in June. He’s still in the NICU.

Nuts in a brownie is the fastest way to piss me off.

Katniss Everdeen:

Word to adebisi

Just started #WelcomeToDerry and these parents are raggedy

“Like I told you before, I ain’t one of ya lil friends! See how man man out here looking crazy, that’s why I be on yo ass!”

Black American soldiers literally dug these WWII graves. Traumatic. To acknowledge that fact at a cemetery they helped construct is something the Heritage Foundation cannot accept. As Veterans Day approaches, never forget that this country both compels and disrespects Black military service. Always.

That baby is having a time 😂 Also, no.

I want to go back to bed but adult shit needs to happen

I, too, want a dimly lit date night. With kissing. And dancing. And anticipation that feels like current running through my body.

Being awake at the asscrack of dawn.

The food you shouldn’t be eating always taste the best

André 3000 and Big Boi of OutKast attend the 2025 Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony #OutKast #Andre3000 #BigBoi #RockHall2025

The fact that I had this exact scenario happen to me but with one of my grandmothers 😭

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