What you see if you fail the mechanics during an 8.x alliance raid:

FFXIV Nier raids, Yoko Taro writing Evangelion, FFXIV Evangelion raids, Hideaki Anno has to direct FFXVII to complete the circle

How long before someone photoshops the Evercold aetheryte design to replace it with the square grapes?

Joe Biden

Imagine the look on the plaintiff’s lawyer’s face when she got to this.

So I think MrBeast might be losing that lawsuit.

Hilda Valentine Goneril

A lot of people don't know this, but when you apply for a job as a tech CEO, you have to fill out a questionnaire to make sure you will constantly make the most unimaginably stupid decisions possible

Super Dimension Fortress Macross is a show about war and culture and about the power that music and love have to change the world but it's also a show about watching a guy fumble two women at the same time

we all know I have no life, so:

"there's one thing i can't wrap my head around, sir. how will this ai gaming ghost play playstation games for you when the playstation has no games?"

on the 50th anniversary of the release of The Boys Are Back in Town I'm morally obligated to share my favorite story of all time

This is exactly the image that appears in my head when i tell someone to "get that fucking guy"

the speed at which this happened is the funniest thing i’ve seen all day on this busted ass site i reposted both the users in this as well, i’m just appreciating the juxtaposition here

trying to post through it rn

Watching Macross for the first time and this tweet constantly lives in the back of my brain

yeah sure

this has to be in the top 5 funniest tweets of all time

Time for some team work

What you see walking on to the Northernlion cruise

30 years ago today, Principal Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers. #TheSimpsons episode “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired April 14, 1996.

Getting a new unheard of supervariant of the norovirus on the Northernlion cruise

A new example usage: JD Vance really fucked the couch in Hungary.

a weird belief that is held across basically all sectors of American life is that boy dollars and boy votes are better than girl dollars and girl votes and so if you have a lot of the latter you need to be constantly trying to exchange them for the former

[getting rejected at the bar] that's fine. actually my boys and i were thinking of diminishing and going into the west

When American comic creators create Japanese heros, they are the most JAPANESE fuckers ever seen. Running around in cat ears and oni masks. When Japanese comic creators create Japanese heros, they drip Europe. They wear fancy ballroom atire, not kimono. They wield rapier, not katana.

American creators have a difficult time envisioning a Japanese person who is not wrapped in a hinomaru performing kabuki while eating sushi with katana chopsticks.

me before an MRI

it's 1992 and we're marveling at a bad Fist of the North Star dub it's 2026 and we're marveling at a bad Fist of the North Star dub

You can learn more about congressional dems at your local library

I promise that this is infinitely worse than you think it’s going to be from scrolling by with the audio off or looking at the thumbnail

tbh I still feel I get more enjoyment out of reading this short review of the first Mario movie than I do out of watching most full-length films

northernlion when there is a backseater during costcodle

non-dev playing a game: why didn’t the team do [X thing that seems obvious]? are they stupid? dev playing a game: why didn’t the team do [X thing that seems obvious]? am I stupid?

3 episodes into the original Macross and I'm starting to see why an entire generation of anime fans 10-15 years older than me got obsessed with Lynn Minmay.

atlus is in contention for funniest fucking game company alive

bluesky is and has always been a posting retirement home for elder millennials

I remember trying to explain how in Animorphs dogs possess the spirit of a dead alien race whose last remnant of their civilization are dog robots that live among us disguised as humans, and just, listening to the words coming out of my mouth and feeling insane

FFXVI ending thoughts (rot13 because people get weird about spoilers: Vg'f fb shaal frrvat snaf or yvxr "gur raqvat vf gbb nzovthbhf!" naq Fdhner or yvxr "gur raqvat vf fhccbfrq gb or nzovthbhf!" jura vg'f gur zbfg fgenvtugsbejneq raqvat vzntvanoyr

Every single Final Fantasy does this and it hits every single time.