I wonder if the people over in the Berenstein Bears universe are freaking out about the Epstain files

You’re at Charlotte I need you at Good

Shape of You by Ed Sheeran. For the last 6 years I worked retail that song was inescapable. Nowadays whenever I hear it, those three agonizing minutes almost make me hate music itself

Got an Instagram ad for "gentle detox for women 35+" and no you misunderstand, I want *more* toxins, fill me up and melt me down for parts baby, mama wants to see colors that only exist in gleaming oil slick arcs at the corner of your eye

The Grinch (2000) Zoolander (2001) 8 Mile (2002) Pirates of the Caribbean (2003) Spider-Man 2 (2004) Brokeback Mountain (2005) The Devil Wears Prada (2006) No Country for Old Men (2007) The Dark Knight (2008) Jennifer's Body (2009) Tron Legacy (2010)

this is why it is extremely important to never let your enemies see you bleed

4 Girls 1 Pope

scromit. twist it. pull it

I got the surgery that allows me to wear my heart on my sleeve

What is a man? A miserable little pile of sweet corn

Get to know your mutuals and list ten random things you like Emo music Midcentury feminine fashion Niche video essays My husband Unsolved mysteries Internet history Synthesizers Kinky smut Baking Fantasy worldbuilding

we whose banger skeets are about to flop salute you

bumper sticker that says "my other skeet is a banger"

if i was bsky moderation or bsky legal i would not make the conscious choice to defend the "technically its ephebophilia" crowd because that could DEFINITELY look like the team is protecting people that are sexually assaulting literal children

Stop picking on trans people. It’s unfair, undeserved and also makes you seem like a complete and utter bastard. 🏳️‍⚧️

i'd say the new york times should be investigated for protecting, supporting & whitewashing pedophilia & child sex traffickers, but sadly in america in 2025 the ones responsible for investigating them would probably also be protectors & supporters of pedophilic sex traffickers. burn it all down.

Between feeding the dolls and reduced hours I am now in a pinch. Help if you can? 🥺 Venmo: @eviefairchild Cashapp: $hazefoxy

How I Joined Bluesky and Learned to Hate the New York Times

no im not drunk. shut up. and frankly im offended at the insinuation

they stole my shmunguss

around 2 days ago i had a dream where i looked out my window and saw a humanoid deer thing covered in foliage with eyes that glowed a dull off-white. the rest of the dream was mostly normal so it was even scarier cause of how out of place it was. i couldn't stop thinking about it so i had to draw it

"i cant transition because its unsafe for XYZ reasons" idk dog i cant make any choice for you but also you gotta remember being in the closet is also Unsafe. you're suffocating in there and dying slowly by denying yourself the chance to live authentically. youre trading 1 type of unsafe for another

Quote post with your own dramatic black and white selfie

yes my liege

Chopped! No, Captain Unc!

*old comedian voice* if the kids these days had built the statue of liberty it would be called the statue of skibidi. and it would be in new gyatt city. in the united states of rizzmerica.

ok Nicki Minaj is on a maga transphobe arc now. I’m just. so tired

1/ I think I've the difference to the perpetrators is... when it is heterosexual grooming by white men (ie themselves), of white girls under the age of consent,they seem OK with it Because then it doesn't threaten racial purity / great replacement fantasy / role of woman as hetreosexual broodmare.

Ruin a movie by slightly changing one word Groverfield

“Nik Nocturnal” implies the existence of Dik Diurnal

My fellow Posters, gaze yonder

YTMND vs Ebaumsworld was Kendrick vs Drake for millennial internet nerds

protect the children is just shorthand for the 14 words

good morning emos

“The mistake we made as progressives was thinking our values were self-evident and universal” My values are self-evident. That they’re not universal doesn’t change that one whit. Fascists’ capacity to seethingly pretend not to know the truth is infinite, but that’s their problem.

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These MFers running this global pedophile ring really lied and told people trans folks were a threat to children.

it will always be funny to me that the word "sus" does not actually appear anywhere in the 2018 video game Among Us

I like being open-minded and accepting of others

bimbomaxxing

the new steam machine is just a gamecube for straggots

This will kill people. Some of us have physical bodies that need HRT to live. Trans people’s blood is on the hands of these supposed Christians. This is a declaration of intent to do harm to patients. Somebody needs to sue these genocidal maniacs.

hot mulligan the type of band to write the most gut wrenching song you've ever heard in your life and then title it something like 'wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man blues"

I dont want to have it all I just want to have enough

Share something that reminds you of your childhood

husband is picking up wendys on his way home :D

The framing of transgender identity as a “complex debate” rather than a protected characteristic signals a worrying alignment with hostile narratives. Trans communities deserve safeguarding, not suspicion.

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