Type of game Master Shake would be playing in an Aqua Teen episode

50 hours into oblivion & hate it Yet I maintain a delusional belief that at some point it will all click & I'll absolutely love it

The Expedition 33 collectors edition came in.

Yoshi deserves more credit He dates a trans woman & brings her along to everything No shame or apologies No in the shadows bs Total wifeguy for Birdo

9 fucking times tho

I want to print this on high quality paper & get it custom framed

They'll never make me hate you, charlie

ICU nurses have one of the most mentally, physically & spiritually exhausting jobs in healthcare. They get paid a little extra & most nurses determine that it’s not enough to compensate for the extra demands of the job. ICE murdered a man who voluntarily took this assignment to care for veterans.

Because ICE agents torture, rape & murder their prisoners, they assume the same will be done to them when they get arrested. So when the arrests start, every single one of them will snitch in a plea for leniency. There will be no secrets. We're gonna learn some brutal shit.

The inbreeding support group scene from episode 6 of Fallout is pretty much how I see America & Europe. Reg is making the argument that the online right has made my entire life. Verbatim.

I live for the twitches my pets make when they fall asleep during a cuddle

Flyers for Eagles OC We need an OC that knows how to go for 7

La vita è bella but its set in fascist America & stars Pauly Shore

Moving almost every year for 15 years gets old. All I want is a house the size of a middle class boomer's garage. Someone pls sell me a shack on 3 feet of land. @_@

Searching for an apartment in a city thats actively being raided by ICE is a surreal state of affairs

Being a child of neglect means entering a world where you are taught from day 1 that you don't deserve or have any claim to: -Food -Water -Bodily autonomy -Clean clothing -Stable housing -Safety -Attention / support -A voice -Love This is base reality & other realities feel like a lie or trap

The rise of AI at work implies that slopsmith will be a last name in the future

Moms of bsky What's a tv show, movie, album, or book that you would give your daughter to help her navigate dating?

This AndreaGuzzetta artist is amazing. I love their work!

🌸💝🧁Just Girly Star Trek Things 🎀💕🧸 Be strong. BE STRONG! 🥺😭❤️ But yknow cry if you need to tho just dont discredit your competence. 💖

NYT: As detained athletes begin to impact the $69 trillion sports betting industry, will men turn against Trump & ICE?

Id kill to read the pentagon's grok chatlogs

I bet alien scientists joke about humans not knowing how many planets are in our solar system

The most isolated & segregated positions on a football team are republican? Who could have ever guessed lmao Def makes me appreciate Chris Kluwe more. Its harder to resist propaganda when your direct peers are chugging it.

calling these concentration camps is appropriate. now the US has death camps

Not having a bidet is like not having a shower

1 sentence horror story written by my therapist: "Yeah, but what if you live to be 80?"

I love work from home Its 8:50 a.m. A bunny is sleeping on my tits I'm finishing up a quest in Oblivion Sure, in 10 minutes I have work but every moment until then is mine.

Every kid in the stands has "my dad owns a dealership" energy

"Amazon's Ring announced its partnership with FLOCK, an A.I. surveillance group that freely shares its footage with ICE, the secret service, & the navy. Flock customers can use A.I. tools to sift through footage to assist in all manner of operations (like raids and deportations) without a warrant."

STOP TELLING ME WHAT YEAR THESE NEWER PROFESSIONAL ATHLETES WERE BORN I AM AREADY READY TO WALK INTO THE OCEAN WITH ROCKS IN MY POCKETS 😭😭👵🏻👵🏻👵🏻

Forbidden snack

BDN has spoken.

Josh Allen is the Chris Pratt of the NFL

I Saw the TV Glow (1998)

This might be the peak time to start a new religion Like, I bet I could write a new age book about technopaganism thats a mix of chaos magic & transcendentalism that would convert either mall goths or Gwyneth Paltrow. Maybe both.

Dehydrating myself so that the first glass of cold water hits my body like an orgasm

People from Massachusetts talk about the rest of new england in a very lebensraum way

A cheap Chinese EV would solve all of my problems

Talking to a construction worker Its weird because conversation is great but all of his pictures make him look republican lmao

The Cher episode of the X-files rules

Hiring someone to tase me every time I start a genuine compliment w/ "No offense but" Love someone's new hair cut? No offense but I love your hair! Someone did a great job at work? No offense but you absolutely killed it today! Agreement? No offense, but I think you're right! I have to stop

Thinking about how Utah had to outlaw polycules in order to become a state