Anon /tugsatyourhoodie I love you /blushes&looksdown

A girly drama podcast covering the women of Trump world would be amazing

Good for Iran & Oman Bad Bitches getting their bag Thats their strait of hormuz Oil simps should pay

My pitch for a Hallmark movie about the fall of the US: The MC represents the American people. She's a small town girl that married her high school sweetheart. Her husband represents the United States as a nation. Hes the son of a local sheriff. Dreamed of being a cop since he was young.

Popcorn brands should fund eating disorder recovery programs

They circumcised it

Gritty will ride this mammoth one day

Every year we should all get 1 "get out of discourse free" card that can be used to abort a public crash out

Any soldier that takes part in a "civilization ending" attack against Iran should catch criminal charges. Dishonorable discharge. Prison time. Set the strongest & clearest precedent possible.

Desperately need a make over montage from a coming of age movie Work from home devastated my wardrobe 😫 lmao

Thinking about how to my family that didn't graduate high school, I appear incredibly successful. Even though I still see myself as basically one of them.

you don't need an umbrella when all your clothes are made from plastic

Cash for clunkers destroyed the American dream for the country & the burbs. Buying a used car for $500 meant you could get a job or move away. Your dating life depended on it. It was obtainable. Now they have to take out massive loans for a car in an area with a terrible job market.

Day 6 of inserting "Weird Al" Yankovic into a Star Trek screenshot #WeirdTrek #StarTrek #StarfleetAcademy #WeirdAlYankovic

Its good to be wrong My greatest fear has been that I don't have the capacity to love That whatever I feel is an illusion. A simulacra. Spent the last 2 nights sleeping on the floor next to the guinea pigs. Alarms set to check on Dora every 1:30 I'm not parents. My biggest fear is the illusion.

By the time we go to war with Cuba, the white house will be announcing its position on rando conspiracy theories. Imagine an executive order stating that Hitler died of old age in Argentina.

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March's madness is no excuse for spilling into April. March needs to take accountability. Its not March anymore, March. Its April. Take your madness back to the shadows.

22 hours since the stroke Dora just walked in a straight line! Not out of the woods by any means but ill take it

Anyone out there have experience treating a guinea pig thats had a stroke? Read the articles. Searched everywhere. Looking for a tip or nuance I havent heard to help her.

Venn diagram of millennial republicans that posted about Easter today & those that made zombie Jesus jokes 15 years ago to upset grandma

Death or a softer slap on the wrist than getting arrested for weed.

16 hours since Dora had a stroke. Zero ability to see a vet. Shes been stable for 15 hours. Eating, drinking. Struggling to walk though. Fuck I hate that its nearly impossible to get care for an animal sold at every pet store.

There’s this beautiful old Philadelphia Tribune article about Dawn from when she’s in 8th grade, (features Sonny Hill, John Chaney, Yolanda Laney, among others,) and its so heartwarming. And at the same time she very much wants people to know she’s a also straight-A’s honor roll student.

Remember what He did for us on this Easter Sunday

1 of my guinea pigs had a stroke. She cant seem to move one of her front legs. But she's eating & drinking. Its been 3 hours. I have no idea what to do. She seems stable. But like fuck

Maine has more flavors of milk than oreo has spinoffs

Get rich quick scheme: Write smut about a woman that owns a Tesla that finds herself turned on by the negative attention her car receives. She performs shame by putting anti Tesla bumper stickers on it. But she wets her seat every time someone cuts her off. Guaranteed NYT best seller.

Never seen this before. A single player game recommending that you skip the narrative filled cut scene. Lost Soul Aside being $9 at Walmart suddenly makes more sense.

War make me realize that I have no real sense of how many people there are. Or maybe I have no clue how many people die in a typical engagement? The way wars drag on for years destroys my intuitive sense of how the world works.

Day 4 of inserting "Weird Al" Yankovic into a Star Trek screenshot #WeirdTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTOS #WeirdAlYankovic

I need Hegseth & Vance to slap fight each other at a state dinner over works.

People don't have 1 clean, unified, comprehensive personality. We are a congress of us. Ever shifting. There should be a religion where we all contain a multitude of souls. Our goal being to bring harmony to them. Upon death, each self is punished or rewarded on its own merit. Not the whole.

Day 2 of inserting "Weird Al" Yankovic into a Star Trek screenshot #WeirdTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #WeirdAlYankovic

Everyone who bets on sports should have to display their betting stats. Like power levels in an anime.

Microwaving food works like roasting marshmallows but no one realizes it because it isn't a social activity.

Lars & the Real Girl is a more realistic depiction of someone dating AI than Her.

A lotta fake contrarians out there All of the racist edgy types labeled contrarian should be progressively becoming less racist as racism increases society wide Contrarians should be woke af right now

@_@

Chocolate covered marshmallows are the Rodney Dangerfield of candy.

Out: Astronauts swearing they saw an alien In: Submarine crew members & divers swearing they saw an alien

We should make this happen. We have a year. -Design some flyers -Website or social media accounts -Buy ads a month before The ai slop pushers who will be churning out bs will hate it. No one will see their 4/1 slop Let's all touch grass on April 1st, 2027.

In 200 years, April Fools' Day will be about touching grass. Everyone will do an internet fast for 24 hours. The fools will be the terminally online.

Having family members that are homeless is such a hard experience to articulate. Like, the dirt covered woman wearing rags & smelling like rotten milk is my mom or sister. My anger at the system. The coldness of others. The powerlessness. The Cassandra of it all. Their eyes in every mugshot.

Gotta be real, seeing your little sister's mugshot posted on fb catching mostly laugh reacts is fucked. Fuck Florida.

Florida posting mugshots & cultivating a culture around mocking people on their worst day is why I hope the entire state gets swallowed up by the Atlantic

Lmao real