Posting AI as soon as you leave the team is one way to soften the blow

Trading away Jared Verse is going to age terribly.

I've had jobs that required a 40+ minute drive every morning. The drive became where I ordered my inner life. It was meditative. Thats all nice but omg playing video games or snuggling one of my guinea pigs 2 minutes before work is so much nicer. WFH rules.

Mochi hard-boiled eggs

Wait wait wait, Platner is a creep who disrespects his wife? The slur guy? The mercenary? The guy who loved doing imperialist violence? Are you sure? The guy who pretends to be a working class common joe whose excuse for his nazi tattoo was that he's very stupid? That guy? No. Don't buy it.

I want to be the kind of elder that has an unknowable number of little glass jars filled w/ nonsense.

A dark faction in a game that's not evil. Instead a deeply ritual culture centered around mortality. Amazing healers. A light faction thats about cleansing the world of impurity. "Sunlight is the best disinfectant," their NPCs will yell before blasting you w/ a beam of holy light. Just once.

"Cleric casts Boon of Swiftness" "Chelsea, I'm your psychiatrist & I've refilled your vyvanse prescription. This isn't a video game."

"This can't be true!" "The proof is around your neck! Read the back of the pendant. Its written in the ancient tongue that you've studied." Flips pendant over "Omg, this pendant that I've worn my entire life does say that I'm a princess!" Tactics ogre is an inherently silly game.

My reaction to this revealed that I think of the brain as a near sacred organ. Tantamount to the soul. I'm speaking of my emotional reaction. Intellectually, I get it. But my instinct is to experience this as an unholy perversion & desecration.

Transgender mutilization is Haus of Decline coded

Men with Goku tattoos What do they want? Where do they go? You might even know one. I'm Barbara Walters & this is 20/20

Dennis from Always Sunny playing Chakotay from Voyager playing Data from Picard

When woke 2 happens, the government should fund a study on people who like their own posts.

The world is filled with disordered eating for those who have eyes to see

I only look at my phone with 1 eye when I lay in bed. Realized thats why they call it the dominant eye. It shields my soft submissive eye from the horrors of late night & early morning doomscrolling.

George Lucas based the idea of jedi crafting their own lightsabers on the rituals of preindustrial women making their own dildos.

Been thinking about the Beatles making an LOTR movie all day. Still can't decide if Ringo should play Frodo or Sam.

colour experiment feat. bae-lanna #b'elannatorres #startrekvoyager #startrekfanart

We should stop asking if global warming is real & start asking if we should do something about it. Framing it this way empowers the 50% that refuse to accept reality. It prevents us from shifting the overton window away from them.

Hyperpop would be an elite name for a women's sports team. The Harajuku Hyperpop

"Excited utterance" came up at work & it took all of me to not yell, "title of your sex tape."

I'm convinced that fast food jawns are all reducing the cook time of their food to the bare minimum inorder to save money.

The problem w/ boomers is that they don't have hobbies. Millennials are gonna make great elders because we'll be playing video games instead of watching Fox News. Unless game devs make the text too small for us to read. Then all bets are off.

Recruited a gryphon in Tactics Ogre & named him Jalen. Every NPC targets him over everyone else on my team. Art really does imitate life.

I watched Platner attack this as an "Orwellian Nightmare". Not only did he personally ask his recruiter to send him to this specific war, he also voted for Susan Collins multiple times!

An American sports team being for sale conjures up talk about ownership being a rare club that should be gatekeeped by stewards of the game. Yet a 3rd of owners legitimately don't care about winning. Another 3rd suck in good faith. You'd only want a handful to own your favorite team.

Say My Name by Destiny's Child is about a woman who suspects that her bf is gay & cheating on her with a man.

Level cap in Tactics Ogre felt fun at first. But battle after battle without leveling up is killing me. Battles feel pointless without exp.

Wrath of Khan was always supposed to be a gritty courtroom drama but My Cousin Vinny hadn't popularized the genre yet. This fixes that.

Wait, there was a steroid fueled competition & it was humiliating for everyone involved? Emmanuel Acho did color? Never kill yourself You never know when people you hate are gonna eat shit

Friendly's ice cream cakes are superior to Carvels by every metric for less $ Carvel is 100% marketing

Desperately need a group of straight trans women to show up at a straight pride parade. We are the only people who actually need it.

"We can 'em shkeets." - Sir Sean Connary

Favorite work emails are potential clients hitting us up at midnight with their contact info & a message like, "fuck debt collectors." Yeah, man, you're right. Fuck debt collectors XD

Israel set up secret airbases in Iraq & then killed Iraqis that came close to them Trying to imagine another country setting up shop in bumfuck no where Pennsylvania & killing some dude on his way to go fishing.

Every friend I have has said this to me at some point.

A domme for adult babies who were neglected as infants. "You again? Must you be such a burden?" /scowl

Toad & Toadette don't get the respect they deserve for dominating Kart during the Double Dash era.

Me Too exposed how conspiracies actually work. "Everyone" knew about men like Puffy or Weinstein. People absolutely talked. No one listened. No one cared. People were incentived to normalize it. When people did speak up, the character assassinations ramped up. A conspiracy doesn't need silence.

I feel for fish from the hadal zone that look terrible when brought up to the surface. People gawking at their distorted corpses. Those babies make perfect sense within their context.

This is my favorite part of the future. My deepest held gut belief is that the wealthy & powerful can get away w/ murder if they perform their social station well enough. Seeing them reject that act for this is beautiful. Let them destroy any notion of their superiority.

Training my feet to be in a neutral position is awesome because I can feel the change throughout my entire body. I become aware of areas of my body that are so background that I forget they are there.

Getting a .10¢ raise at a manual labor job will piss you off. Might result in a long heart to heart with a manager where you vent. Then you go back to work. Getting a raise at an email job will make you realize that you weren't nearly angry enough about that .10¢ back in the day.

One time, I put Its Such a Beautiful Day by Don Hertzfeldt on for a cabin filled with people on shrooms.

Creating a new age religion around AI hallucinations. The hallucinations are the galactic consciousness sending you a message. Think dreams. Practitioners will collect moments that AI made something up. Then try to decipher the meaning of them alone or as a group.

Secret histories that were erased cling to life in the Vatican catacombs. The Church def has the actual history of the last 1k years, at least, in their archives. Imagine if Claude had all that info. Is the AI hallucinating or giving up state secrets from 800 years ago?

New city dilemma: Option 1: change nothing about my style. Get coded as a tourist. Option 2: change my style. No longer tourist coded. Sell out.