dreamt my phone had thousands of photos of goth chappell roan and they all had shake hastily thrown onto them

a few weeks ago my theyfab roommate was like “omg,,,do you wanna watch kpop demon hunters with me sometime???” and i was like lmfao? no?

there are a number of popular people on this website I find unbearably annoying and you will never know who they are because I don't shit where I piss. i mean i don't eat my shit. FUCK i mean i don't shit where i eat

Guys in 1997 were like “yall are sleeping on Cartman”

breathtaking

this would make me wanna kill myself

pornhub user qtsbeetie... thank you

It’s funny to me sometimes how big companies hate the idea of promoting a work environment that is just fun and chill to work at, which would naturally result in a chiller atmosphere, but DO like forcing employees to create an illusion of it, resulting in a weird and creepy atmosphere.

DO NOT look away.

pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.

cis women that prefer anal are allowed to say tranny

A far sea moves in my ear.

I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point

how it feels to write a cisfem character that's transfem-coded

gay sex

she’s right. look at what booktok has done to literature

fandom culture is antithetical to art

exile that bitch call her pariah carey

I keep seeing these videos by trans guys about how trans women are dominating trans advocacy because of socialisation and honestly it's a discredit to the numerous trans men who are involved daily in pragmatic community rooted activism every day without getting involved in promoting transmisogyny.

am I doing this right

headbands are cool and useful and it’s a shame my brain sees them as too little girl-coded to every wear to work

is this anything (i found it on my phone the day after i first took acid)

god full-body orgasms are so cool

Boston lawyer ads: Trust Me, I’m a Wicked Good Lawyah 😀 Philly lawyer ads: Jawn!! JAWN!!! 🫵

need someone to take me out and see if i like dancing

getting mad at trans people period is so cringe

love seein art of bodies like mine this ROCKS

Gravehearts: A game about life, death and graveyards. kroovv.itch.io/gravehearts

i literally don’t think i’d know how to have sex with a man what with how much of the stuff i like doing during sex involved touching and squeezing and sucking on tits. like do you just solely focus on the cock? that’s boring. let me latch my mouth onto your boobs and suck please please please pl

pits tits muscles arms tummies legs asses hips feet jaws collarbones GOD i love women

(halo announcer voice) oomftacular

in retail queer people can sense when you are there to shit talk and will give preferential treatment

sadly: sigma overwatch skin

jerkin my shit good morning

The problem with scammers and loneliness these days is that everything is digital, so the scammer never gets the chance to fall in love with a plucky local librarian and change his wicked ways. And forget about the implications of not even having to buy a bunch of marching band instruments.

none of you are allowed to say clocky anymore youre restricted to just calling yourself ugly when you dont like how you look because thats what ur actually saying, cuz the features that can make someone clocky do not detract from beauty yall just want a word that hurts less when ur deprecating

I just keep thinking “Elon Musk just got a trillion dollars”

hawkeye has died of a peanut allergy and will not be returning in Avengers 7: Dr Doom Does The Ultimate Sit Up

BBC ANNOUNCER VOICE: Lewk. Layer. Hann. And of course Chyewbacker. You’ve seen their many travails through the coz-moss at the cinemah

the halo reach campaign is Epic Opfor, Cool Quips, and reasons to enlist RIGHT NOW GO GO ENLIST RIGHT NOW 9/11 9/11 9/11 WWII 9/11 GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

my best friend calls these “stop resisting shades” and i’ll never call them anything else ever again

The US skipped its UN human rights review, making clear the Trump administration knows it’s violating human rights—and doesn’t care. No other UN member state has failed to be reviewed since its creation in 2006.

dawg she better not call trannies ugly for as long as she draws breath i am not kidding

The Hound is one of Lovecraft's funniest stories because it's about how terrifying it would be if the undead abomination hunting you spoke Dutch

—You know what the call the cumstack in france? —They don’t just call it the cumstack? —Nah, they don’t call it cum over there, they got fancy words like the little death —Then what do they call the cumstack? —Le arganine