my favorite thing about internet leftists is that these people will just say the most racist shit you've ever heard and then feel smug afterwards about having done their good deed for the day

[kicking open the door to my parents’ house with hair halfway down my back and c-cups] what’s good, motherfuckers? the prodigal son returns!

man, this is some of the saddest shit I've ever seen. The only thing Marathon had going for it was the look and now it looks like every other videogame.

being plural is like gurren lagann

lmao the consequences and fallout from AI bullshit like this is what’s gonna cause the real disaster that people expected from Y2K

a few months ago i mentioned offhandedly to my girlfriend that the best stephen king novel was hearts in atlantis and today she gives me my christmas present: an audiobook of hearts in atlantis, on cd, read by king himself. god i love her so much.

This is my substitute for pistol and ball.

got blasted on that shit that unlocks the perk to move every muscle in your throat and nostrils so ive been takin real deep breaths and the only way i can describe how it feels is to say you remember how it felt to shoot one of these

if they hit me with a label i will simply rename this thing evil strategies and keep posting

not sure how to feel about whip-wielding supermarket santa making eye contact to point out that we're both wearing similar leather boots

been watching king of the hill with subtitles and seeing what boomhauer is actually saying is like fuckin truesight

good afternoon

my sexuality is whatever makes me more of a hater in any given moment

if they hit me with a label i will simply rename this thing evil strategies and keep posting

what was that movie where a bunch of kids get stranded at the airport for christmas

got blasted on that shit that unlocks the perk to move every muscle in your throat and nostrils so ive been takin real deep breaths and the only way i can describe how it feels is to say you remember how it felt to shoot one of these

Does it happen to you?

Korra is good watch the whole thing

you and me both, buddy

like man after watching my girl and this girl stare into each others’ eyes before finally making the leap and falling into kissing each other? i get her now

unable to stop thinking about how it felt to slowly and tenderly ride my girlfriend while another girl watched us like she was watching two goddesses fuck, how hot it was seeing her get harder and harder until she physically couldn’t resist anymore and had to lean in and kiss me deeply

not know babe i’m waiting to see which one of the early 20’s trannies starts discourse again

Everybody I know has a hostile relationship with advertising. What I’m shocked about is how advertising agencies aren’t realizing this and trying to figure out new, less invasive ways to advertise to people that doesn’t provoke a fight or flight response.

"this could have been slop, but it's not" is rapidly becoming a surefire signifier of premium-ness

Fun cool gaming fact: the E in E Tank doesn’t stand for Energy, it stands for Edward because thats his name (Source: we go way back)

if any of you are trying to visit philly some weekend. we can show you cool bars.

Wench spindle superiority

had a threesome with my girlfriend and a beautiful girl last night. god it was fucking awesome.

IF I AM ELECTED PRESIDENT, MY FIRST PRIORITY WILL BE A JOB-CREATION PROGRAM THAT HIRES PEOPLE TO INSTALL SPEED-BOOSTING "TURBO PADS" ON FEDERAL HIGHWAYS

A very merry everyone gets in ideological arguments online because they’re too chicken shit to do it with the family they’re forced to be around right now 💝🧑‍🎄🎄🎁✨

please imagine its christmas so this meme pops off PLEASE

boyhood is the larval stage, womanhood is the adult stage, and being a depressed shut-in addicted to world of warcraft is the pupal stage in between

maybe im a hater or a snob but some of you (a lot of you) could stand to read real books and not just itch dot io indie stuff. too often i’ll ask a girl what she’s reading and she’ll be like “oh it’s called phantom wolf blood shifters, it’s this snuffbait yuri thing” and like. read real books, girl

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From the 1966 Sunset Magazine “Sunset Cook Book of Breads”

god those girls fuck good

very nice date with my girlfriend and another girl, relatively sure we’re gonna take her home and fuck her, bless my awesome tranny life, everyone say have fun stable!

"girl dick" gives me the absolute ick as a phrase

if you don’t like fat bitches you don’t even like women oh a woman has put on fat in a feminine way and ur not attracted to her anymore? go fuck a twink, leave the women to the real fans buddy

I can't wait to recreate the meme in reverse. every naval engagement from 2043 onwards gonna be like The USS Sword Of The God-Emperor vs. fifteen identical copies of the PLAN '我们昨天建造了它' supplied by a ship that does nothing but make hot pot for the other ships

hond

Parisot (the Director) tells a story about how Tim Allen just started crying after a scene one day "I don't like these feelings i'm having." Says Tim. "I'm going back to my trailor" and walks off. There's silence for a second. "Oh my god." Says Rickman. "I think Tim just experienced acting."

Fuck ai Support real artists, support real creators

#gundamwitch request for infinitetatami on ko-fi

i need to get into getting killed by geese if only because it sounds cool to say that you’re into

get my money up get my yucky up