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maybe im a hater or a snob but some of you (a lot of you) could stand to read real books and not just itch dot io indie stuff. too often i’ll ask a girl what she’s reading and she’ll be like “oh it’s called phantom wolf blood shifters, it’s this snuffbait yuri thing” and like. read real books, girl

discord @stablestrategys if you wanna keep in touch but i will largely not be here anymore and will not be replying to much if i ever am on here

been making a lot of edibles with my girlfriend recently. and also cocktails? it’s crazy how good rum and dr pepper are. rum and mountain dew too but that just looks like a jar of piss (see below) but that’s fun if your girlfriend likes to pretend she’s the tf2 sniper and go “jarate!” constantly

i quit online and it radically changed my life entirely for the better. i built this living room setup with a girl i love and honestly wasn’t going to show any of you but i figured you would find it neat.

girl who keeps saying “i haven’t showered since last year!” in like. mid-february

My heart froze when I read 'CDPR sells GOG'. Thankfully it's actually good news. It's now just independent and self-owned.

Anyone who interferes with my computational autonomy needs to be blasted to component atoms

the official surrogate corpse guide to Music To Fuck To

Absolutely going to evangelize about it: working to get out of the cardio mindset I was taught (suffer as hard as possible to 'earn' calories to eat) into the cardio mindset I wanted (a lovely slow nature run to help my brain and my heart) was one of the best things I've ever done. Good luck!

mamdani to be sworn in as mayor at this ruined nether portal with a chest containing 3 obsidian and a fire charge

someone should invent a bangs that aren’t greasy after 12 hrs

yes babe that joke was really good. no i didn’t understand it. (sigh) can i at least suck ur tits while ur explaining it to me

Icy rivers、Scarlet castle #oc #illustration

asking a girl “did you name your cats, or did they those names when you got them?” (we are both talking about two women)

i knew a guy in college who would regularly wear a game theory hoodie, like, a giant one that said THEORIST on it. weird lil queer. a few years later i made him cry in a hotel bedroom while a group of us did edibles because i said that he was one of the softest most feminine men i’d ever met.

taking 1d8 psychic damage every time i see the name of a youtuber i fucked heavy with in middle school on here

They’re lifting the curse in 2026

my mom is a wizard because she solves her problems by using her intelligence to come up with solutions. my dad is a barbarian because he solves his problems by getting so angry it compels him to do extra damage

im aware it’s probably definitionally sexual harassment to ask “how big is it” on every ngl link i see posted by a trans woman. but it’s also funny,

thinkin abt that time i woke up next to her and was hard because that happens sometimes and i was like sorry i wake so up turned-on when we sleep together, i—and i get that far into the sentence and she rolls over without saying a word and spoons me and i feel how she’s harder than i am

2.5 years of .2ml 40mg/ml valerate shots could turned her into the hottest butch on the block im SURE of it

feel like if i started talking about the gordian knot a lot of you wouldn’t know what i’m talking about but *would* get incredibly turned-on regardless

this lesbianism shit all fun and games til a stranger walks by and you can smell that they use the same conditioner she uses and your brain gets a lil randomly turned on by Some Fuckin Lady

Dune, Where’s My Car?

plushy blanket strats clear riiiight up until you get hot and sweaty during sex and then it’s lowkey awful

Soft, soft, we’ll no defense, Obedient as the scabbard.

[rod serling voice] imagine if you will, two transsexual women in a bed, kissing each other, stroking each other and moaning intensely. does this image seem likely? plausible? no? well could be. and it is. here. in the twilight zone.

as one of those kinda big trans women with nice hips and a fat ass sometimes i feel jealous of the lithe elfin-type trans woman with like skinny hips and a fat cock and then i remember im dating one of those women and *she’s* jealous of *my* body! so. grass really is greener ig. i love her

you wanna know how to stay sane online? treat it like a sitcom. it’s all ups and downs but nothing ever really changes and at the end of the day we all log off and go to bed. recognize that it isn’t a substitute for a real life and it won’t fill the void inside you and go find something that will.

you want srs for gender-affirming reasons i want srs to see if i can boil an egg in there over the course of an eight-hour retail shift we are *not* the same

miss piggy i would treat you so much better than geoff keighley ever could

unfortunately i was kicked out of music school for texting "who up rocking they amadeus" to my humorless and malcontent theory professor

splatoon 4 finally does male idols but they're blatantly based on AVGN and the nostalgia critic

my name is Sinister Woke

is this anything (i found it on my phone the day after i first took acid)

BLESSED BE, THE FUNNIEST VIDEO OF ALL TIME HAS ROLLED ONTO MY FEED ONCE AGAIN

the best things about women are the little things. the way she puts her hair behind her ear. the way her hair smells. the way her cock tastes in the mornings. the way she rests her hands on your thighs when she holds you. the noises she makes when you bite her. the way her eyes sparkle.

i adored the way she modified my mornings / when I'd wake up in the calm shoals of her bed / somersaults or smoke in a universe of sleep / before she slipped back into her heritage and disappeared / and she taught me to relight, relight and relight again

as a fellow bitch with minimal eyebrows i have infinite respect and admiration for mia goth

why does she look taxidermied bro

as someone who adored smash 4 when it came out (CALM DOWN. I WAS IN MIDDLE SCHOOL) and now works in electronics retail my personal ancient rome is how amiibo used to cost $12.99 and now they cost easily twice that

used to cost $20 to call a trans woman brave but nowadays that shit is easily $30, $35. sorry man. that’s just inflation. k-word a billionaire if you want it to get better.

why is the picture some guy modeling like a target-brand tshirt

Palantir. Sauron. CyberDyne. Blackrock. Mr Beast Inc. Cerberus. Blackwater. Anduril. Citizen. Citadel. Gilead. Bain Capital. Darktrace. Oracle. Umbra.

i have sheets but i also have autism so i just have the fitted sheet over my mattress and then i have that covered by a giant microplush blanket and then i just have a bunch more of those i use as layered sheets and i sleep naked and honestly it feels like sleeping in god’s mouth it’s sooooooo comfy