what tha,

every day i lowk wanna post photographic evidence that im anatomically like a barbie doll down there and i am very much being absolutely serious and literal.

advertising guy 1: what if instead of edward scissorhands his name was edward pussyhands and instead of scissors he had two anatomically correct and totally functional vaginas at the ends of his wrists ad guy 2: … 2: would they bleed every mo— 1: buddy, *the* appeal is that they’d bleed every month

[half a minute after googling “whats the outside of the pussy called”] yeah they called those the vulva

a sudden stop was put to further discoveries

drinking 11 beers at a specific place in south philly would substantially make it easier for me to make rent. so. actually. you should. and more. and tip well. in cash.

transvestigation is literally just transphobes reeling because women and men aren’t completely different species and noticing the differences aren’t really that extreme is anathema to their whole stupid deal

idk man I'm not getting into beefs at 2 am but I feel like the mass round up of Japanese people into internment camps was just a little bit different from merely "bad science"

birds chirping as i walk home again. i will not be young forever and one day it will pay to burn my youth being awake as much as possible. got work tomorrow at 11. lmfao.

the only cis i believe in is big sis and little sis

they should have the actors in gangbang pornos take group pics like this to use as the thumbnail

see i know for a fact that my ex hangs out at a pretty well-known tranny night here in philly and i don’t really like going but i guess i should if only so i can yknow tell people that her mo is lock herself away emotionally then hit you when you try to reach her

i can’t explain this pic but he looks like he’s been on estrogen pills no blocker for two days

breakcore isnt meant to be streamed on spotify it's meant to be downloaded in a zip file and listened to on your ipod

keep fighting

if i were to ever suitpost i’d upload my senior year yearbook photo from high school because it’s kinda just insane that that was ever me

genuinely a great flick man i need MORE

We should be two “D&D Honor Among Thieves” sequels deep.

I am forever annoyed about this, that movie did everything you could possibly want in an adaptation it was made by people who understand what makes tabletop gaming great and somehow made it work on screen and it should have made a billion dollars

my parents are assholes but it’s almost nice that they’ve assured me that they never will. gives me less to hope for.

Sometimes you listen to your parents wax all this nostalgia about you as a child and at some point it genuinely becomes concerning that they may only ever think about you as the child you were and not the person you are now.

being a babytranny is so fun guys you get to figure out who you are as a person and also make all of your friends hate you because you're so fucking annoying while figuring that out

what song cracked your egg, right answers only? blue light by mitski

tom politician and brennan lee mulligan here are really trying to sell shit, huh?

I am exclusively on Bluesky to see images of naked breasts. Why are they constantly adding moderation features that hide the posts that people actually WANT to see while I still can't turn off retweets from people who are constantly putting excruciatingly stale discourse on my feed

granted this was probably taught. like. i like pillow talk and sweet nothings and being held after and most times if she gave me that she’d tolerate it for a few minutes while visibly jumping at the idea of going to shower to get the idk vibes of my ass off her cock. which. hurt. but it’s fine.

those who mock early transitioners for being "stereotypical" will be put in the contraption

i want surgery but the idea scares me not because of complications or whatever but because the only other time i’ve ever had anesthesia was when i got my wisdom teeth out and i don’t remember it hurting but i do like. remember it. like i remember the CRACK of the tooth’s root breaking.

you think there’s a guy out there who only refers to new york as a caliphate now. or is the venn diagram of guys who’d be that islamophobic about it vs guys who’d actually know what a caliphate is just two circles

driving around in endless interlocking circles looking for a place i SWEAR is just around the corner. this gotta be that mandala effect they’re always talkin about

i had a tendency to get, like, bro-y after really good sex with my ex, which was definitely a, like, i-gotta-throw-walls-up after, but it did lead to some funny moments, like she’d roll off me after railing me into mush and i’d gasp, good job, dude. we really were marcie and peppermint patty, huh?

recently broke through the barrier where melee feels like playing a fighting game on an ice rink to where it now feels like maybe the smoothest conveyance of controller input to digital movement ever made which is cool. i’m very bad at it but. it’s very very cool.

need to wake up next to a chick and eat her out for breakfast

why did you transition, right answers only the real answer is that i figured, well, i’m fated to kill myself, but i might as well try hormones just so i can see how they make me feel before i do it? and then i stopped wanting to do it and it’s been three years and i haven’t thought about it since

now that we can put more than a minute of video up, here's the best better call saul fancam i've ever seen i do not remember who originally made it so please dont think im taking credit it just needs to be shared better call saul/orville peck

The Grumbler is a bisexual man who hangs out online with trans woman and complains

testicle mourning, trannies: take warning testicle flight, trannies: delight!

whuuuufff puppy needs to be bred 😵‍💫😵‍💫

Hey with pride month quickly approaching, please keep intersex folks on your minds. Many of the scary supposed nonconsentual surgeries that transphobes fear trans people are doing to kids is already happening to intersex children.

the university as an institution is indeed rapidly eroding into nothingness but it felt like this started earlier when university became an expectation for entering the job market and academia transformed into a grant money publish or perish rat race. however, universities in the past weren't great

would it be beyond the pale to say that the second-best part is that i keep my hitachi within arm’s reach of where i sleep

yeah they called this “abandoned by disney” in 2013

you.u will never be a women

[jerry seinfeld voice] so they won’t let you pump your own gas but they’ll shoot it into your eyes? what da hell,,

yes

is this anything

i hope that guy's sick dad gets his legos back or gets paid or something

what you need to understand is that every tranny is more skilled and educated than the vast majority of cis people and the only reason we are so poor is because the world straight up hates us