Favorite use of incongruous samples is Dystopia, Chokehold being a close second, but I think both of those predate this specific usage.

Girl who sells cocaine and cocaine accessories.

Forgot to put air holes in the fag bag and now I need to get rid of 250lbs of rotten twink.

I mean I know a good way to shrink your prostate but for some reason not a lot of guys take me up on it

In a just world the people who peddle this technology would be punished for their crimes. But instead they’ll probably make a bunch of money and leave us all as incurious morons.

THAT’S ME BABY

The soft animal that is my body is real soft.

This is why I don’t have children. I don’t want to do all the shitty stuff, so I fuckin… don’t But also the rich simply shouldn’t live like they’re old-timey nobility.

A father in Idaho, speaking to police after his child died by suicide: “There is a huge amount of animosity, every single day, thrown at trans kids. The whole fucking country. The whole fucking administration, every single fucking day.” Please read this important story by @joyurcaba.bsky.social

Really wanna go to a skramz show; too old to actually know where kids are having shows now. Going to a rock club is easy! Finding a community center or a basement and not being a creepy old lady is hard.

@daisygoldmi.bsky.social idk if you’re up on 90s stuff. I found this on a No Echo playlist of all places, and it is *extremely* my jam. Pretty boilerplate hardcore emo, but really well done.

We’re watching Eating Out (2004), a horrifying low-budget gay movie that is I think supposed to be a comedy but is deeply problematic.

My favorite Nirvana song.

Life is cold fat trans woman belly warm. It is the way to peace and self love. Embrace a fat trans woman belly today.

(Stripping the flesh from the recently-deceased with my jagged teeth) If you want to be a ghoul, you can just be a ghoul!

Real talk for the cis gays out there: do any of you honestly feel "shamed" for not wanting to sleep with with trans people (as if who you sleep with is JK Rowling's concern...)?

kristen stewart: my loom lies fallow. untouched. I can think of nothing but your gentle caress. your weft, entangled with the warp of my many loves for you, my friend sexy gonzo: are we naught but friends. is that all you think of me kristen stewart: but, sexy gonzo. you are betrothed to a chicken

Ate too much, someone come kill me.

If you’re wondering why I’m always clicking on internet femboys when I know it will give me low self-esteem: I think they are hot. I think they’re hot and I wanna look at them.

Clicked on femboy cosplayer explaining why he dresses fem: “there’s no deeper meaning, I see something cute and I wanna wear it.” Me eyeing the Blahaj conspicuously in the back of the shot like 👀

A cop using violence? As their primary motivating tool? WELL, I NEVER!

Okay this fuckin rocks, and one of the dudes who is probably 18 does not look like he knows what to do.

Releasing a hardline-style HC album about trans rights, call it “Hands Off the Trannies”

I dunno if neurotypical people have Holding Pattern, but if I don’t have anything specific to do until later? I just sit and wait. I’ve been posting all day!

This is an accurate statement, because post-hardcore bands should be a bunch of skinny dudes with mustaches in beanies and they should all be making out with me.

Misogyny and racism are the two defining principles of modern conservatism. Everything else stems from those two.

The amount of damage done to me by “Einhorn is a man!” is incalculable.

“Dem establishment is too left-wing” 🫩

Punk rock and intense, troubling crushes. So I guess I’m on track!

I’m going to…

Further proof of Rivers Cuomo being an egg.

Tardigrade fursona

Fugazi 🤝 born-again virgins Returning the Screw

Gold Star HSTS: gets bottom surgery and goes “oh, so *that’s* what they look like!”

Between this and her gently humorous NPR satirical news program, teen me had a troubling crush on Faith Salie.

Me: has no money Bird of Ill Omen double LP discography: exists FUCK.

I have an alternative to expanding the Supreme Court, but it involves a lot of carpentry.

I don’t necessarily think that I was “born this way,” but rather I saw the available options and decided that this is who I’d rather be. In the years since, I have never doubted that decision.

But they were all of them deceived,

I’m correcting myself- I just remembered I saw Oz the Great and Powerful on a date. “It’s Raimi, it couldn’t be that bad.”

Transition already, even if you feel like it’s too late. You might not have lived during your teens and 20s, but you can start living now.

First one that comes to mind is Batman V Superman, but I think the Ridley Scott Robin Hood and 2012 are up there.

there's just not enough making out in piss-soaked jeans these days. much to fret about in this modern hellscape

(Looking down at the toilet) What the fuck did I eat? Goddamn.

My BA surgeon only cleared me because I had recently gotten FFS without complications. Now I have to worry about whether bottom surgeons will be as forgiving.

“The heart is a muscle the size of your fist.” So you’re saying that, with work and a lot of lube, you could fit a human heart up someone’s ass?

Ah Jeez the friction would melt the Flash.

500 years from now, when they dig up your skeleton, archaeologists will say “based upon the importance of the grave we assumed the shaman was male.”

Traveling across time and space to put together a supergroup with Ralph Waldo Emerson, Ricki Lake, and Arnold Palmer. We’ll call it: “Waldo, Ricki, and Arnold.”

Probably gonna lose a tooth or 3 because I constantly grind my teeth. Favorite part is having to remind myself to unclench my jaw every 2 minutes or so. Stupid anxiety disorder and neurodivergence that definitely isn’t autism but, wow, sure looks like it sometimes.