This is one of the shows that made me trans.

Glen Powell is the new Sam Worthington.

My anaconda don’t want none.

I went from worst supervisor to best barista, and other than the massive pay cut it actually kinda rocks. I haven’t had a single thought all day.

Annoyed that the part of the Alien series that’s come true is “world owned by oligarchs with god complexes” and not “clocky woman covered in sweat is hanging out in her underwear.”

Did not take fiber at the same time as my meds in case that was fucking up absorption, and I am certainly paying for it now (anus has dementia)

Saw someone on tumblr describe their two main sexual interests as “wet come out” and “don’t want it,” and I gotta say: good options.

Greta Gerwig Allin.

“Oh fuck babe. Oh fuck! Oh my god!” (Naked City- Bone Head begins playing)

40% of America are fascists, and that number has remained remarkably consistent over the past decade. Anyway, I hope they all go fuck themselves.

I firmly believe there's an alternate reality where Trump's dad died earlier so instead of becoming a Nazi he became a rich NYC drag queen in the 70s and America is practically a utopia because of this inflection point

The thing I hate most about working in wine is pretentious ass wealthy customers. There are plenty of wealthy customers that listen to what I say even though they know I haven't tasted the wine. No, I haven't tasted that $300 bottle, but I know the winemakers and the varietal and the terroir-

Mommy sorry mommy sorry? , mommy sorry mommy Sorry mmomy siry cont sorry Sory mommy

Hey everyone, I like pee and diapers and hypno and a whole bunch of other stuff that’s real fuckin cringe. You’re welcome.

You can improve children’s classic _The Runaway Bunny_ by giving the mother bunny a heavy Brooklyn accent.

There’s a part of me that hopes that Marianne Faithfull and Nico were friends, but an even bigger part of me hopes they fucking hated each other.

…yeah I look exactly like my mother.

Training refers to the “festive hiss” of steaming eggnog. “Festive hiss,” huh?

So depressed even my hornyposting is mid.

Babes, you do not need to see me at work to enjoy my big cup of piss.

Horrible nightmares that I can only describe as “eXistenZ but the level of reality changes every moment.” I could only tell it wasn’t real because I was a boy in the dream. I woke my partner up screaming.

Ladies and gentlemen, the ass-end.

is it poophoria or pisstasy

You ever go to a diner and they have a full bar and you wonder who the fuck is ordering a Mai Tai with their pancakes?

No sugar and no weed makes Rory something something.

Well, now a feel bad *and* my junk is shredded.

Out of ideas to get the good brain chemicals, so I’m jerkin it.

I make my best decisions when I’m drunk, high, or horny.

I don’t understand, I bought new shoes but I didn’t get any dopamine? Maybe because they’re work shoes? Ugh I just need the brain chemicals.

Love to split the sole of my work boots completely across, while actively at work. Sigh. $170 after a 20% pay cut is totally fine. I’m fine.

Someone shared a libcore “Trump and Clinton can share a cell!” meme and I disagree, because prison is too good for them.

Bottom surgery would be worth it just so I don’t have to deal with all of these “anus problems.”

“See! See! It’s just a fetish!” Okay cool explain why that would be bad.

I would rather Trump and his oligarchs buddies suck 1000 adult, consenting dicks a night than a single child have been harmed by their sexual assaults. Talk about distractions. 😒

Should be sleeping, but instead I’m up looking at records I can’t afford.

(Rod Serling voice) You're traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind; a journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. Your next stop...the “Gets to See My Boobs” Zone.

Jake Tapper going “well, everything seems to be in order here.”

WHICH WAY WESTERN MAN?

When Donald blew Bill, do we think Bill learned his lesson and nutted in the mouth and not on the clothes like last time?

4 trans women and one weird guy? Yeah, I’ve done that scene.

The whole trans panic wave began when it was revealed the Southern B*ptist Convention has a child sex abuse problem per capita worse than the papacy

(Tom G. Warrior voice)

Watching Little Shop of Horrors for the first time in years. I loved this movie as a kid. There were no signs.

i can never wrap my head around how the first venom records manage to sound 5-10 years ahead of their time but also Just Like. KISS if Gene Simmons had strep throat at the same time.

Special thanks to HBO’s Real Sex for making me, a millennial with parents who didn’t know how to work the cable box, the woman I am today.

Tegan V. Sara: Dawn of Justice

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Call my AI Holes the way it Stanley Yelnats. Wait. Wait. Fuck.

Reach out and text faith.

If I do get fired, I’m gonna get those “PISS” and “SHIT” knuckle tattoos.