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Ned’s Atomic Dustbin - God Fodder remains the GOAT of dollar bin CDs.

Call of Duty has been putting in subliminal sissification messages for years and the next game finally triggers all the players.

I wanna live deliciously.

If I’m understanding Jack Halberstam right, I’m not a loser. I’m merely queering failure.

@planetx.bsky.social I used to be a Wednesday warrior but haven’t been into comics in a few years. If I was looking to get into Galaxy and Dreamer, where should I start? (Hope you don’t mind, figured I’d go to the source)

(Sees someone good-looking and successful) Suppose I should give up.

Hey there Delilah, what's it like in Mississippi, From a thousand miles away you're the only Miss's piss I'd sippy Yes it's true

My guiding principle this year has been "the world is ending and everyone's about 10% more insane"

Straight-actin’ Tinactin

Next raccoon I see I’m gonna call it a faggot.

6 beers, 2 bowls, Hellbound: Hellraiser II.

Post about vampires not funny enough? Just say “a Dracula.”

On the plus side, my finances-driven complete mental health breakdown is really distracting me from my marijuana withdrawal.

This time it’s about not tucking.

Having to find a course or training to make my career prospects less shit is tough, because I have so little joy and so little faith in myself that every thought is met with “that’s too hard,” “I hate that,” “I won’t be good enough.” Can’t think of anything I don’t immediately disqualify.

Oh weird it’s almost like we knew the entire industry would immediately capitulate to Trump and our only hope for any stories of our own is to make them ourselves.

Gendo this time you went too far. Your wife did not wanna be Godzilla.

The drive-by “faggot!” or “tranny!” from a white dude in a pickup is a time-honored tradition. Best one I got was a decade before I transitioned when I was walking with my then-girlfriend. How did he know so long before I did!?

YOU ARE THE GOVERNMENT YOU ARE JURISPENIS

Just had to block “lustfortrans,” but now I can’t get the phrase “lust for trans” set to the tune of “Lust for Life” out of my head.

If there are any dudes questioning their gender identity you can always DM me. This is acceptable emotional labor. I’m not gonna date you or fuck you and be your window into transfeminity, but I *will* give you honest guidance if you need it.

Oh fuck that’s so fucking hot oh my god what?

Life is causing pain Pain is causing life

To be fair to Chris Rufo, there are only two ethnic groups in the US that you are allowed to make fun of with zero repercussions: the Italians and the Irish. The reason? Ayyyy fuggeddaboutit!

“I get this drink every day, I know how it should look.” Cool, I make like 100 of them a shift, drink your shit.

Irony is 10,000 spoons when all you need is a fucking gun.

I don’t really wanna keep on keepin on. Gonna do it, but wow.

Set a reminder to buy melatonin and Monster tomorrow, because my body is a fucking warzone.

You could do a tolerable adaptation of The Wasp Factory if you gave it to a transmasc director and had Barry Keoghan (assuming he can do a Scottish accent) as the older brother.

I have to take a course or a certification or something. I need to find something to do beyond where I’m at in life, because I can’t afford to keep living like this. I don’t know where to start. I think I’m bad at or hate everything, so I don’t know what to look into. But I have to change.

Oh baby. Going to therapy for gender stuff. Oh honey.

Finding out that people are still reading, watching, and promoting stuff written by J.K. Rowling as a trans person is kind of like seeing your friends still be friendly with and date a shitty ex of yours. You can't convince them no matter what that this person wronged you and will wrong others.

Finally eligible for insurance thru my job. I work about 30 hrs a week and make minimum. Insurance is $145 a week from about a $600 paycheck. This is completely untenable. I’ll fucking die.

[presents you with a fistful of goop] here, have some respect. you earned it

They tried to make him Horst Wessel but it turns out nobody gave a shit about a douchebag niche internet Nazi who was only notable to other extremely online Nazis.

I’m ragging on the UK a lot today, but it’s just nice having a moment where the US isn’t the worst fucking joke of a country on the planet. Go elect MP Adolf Hitler III or Sir Nigel von Dumpsterbottom, and then I’ll go back to being furious with the country with the best pizza (including Italy).

Great Britain, the country that brought you Enoch Powell, Jimmy Savile and Morrissey, once again leading the way in human rights.

Going on Adderall so I can listen to and rank every Fall album.

My millennial ass explaining why Jimmy Carter was history’s greatest monster.

The DNC is asking me to “move to the center” on my “exogenous hormones for some, miniature American flags for others” platform.

Family abolition is women’s liberation.

I sold all my band t-shirts right before I transitioned, “because I won’t need them.” I could’ve cropped them! My Coke Bust longsleeve! My bootleg Man is the Bastard shirt! My Exhumed “Gore Metal” shirt! All gone, like tears in rain.

“Hm. A bit claggy. Soggy bottom. Prue, you don’t want to eat that.”

“If I saw one of them trannies go into the bathroom with *my wife and daughter*, I know what I’d do!” Sir, I am not a threat to your wife and daughter. I am too busy texting my friends about how I just saw the ugliest fuckin lady and kid I have ever seen in my life walk into the bathroom.

im that mid 30's trans girl living a hard life proving you can do it too.

Developing sex-segregated Great British Bake-Off competitions in accordance with with EHRC Code of Practice. All contestants must first submit to a full genital exam by Paul Hollywood.

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Replying in the affirmative to someone by saying “yeppers peppers!” and then immediately realizing What You’ve Done.