I don’t think I failed transition. I got a C-, and C’s get degrees, babe.

If you can make it an article, make it a fucking article. I’m not sitting down to watch some dumbass explain something with a bunch of stock footage unless it’s real good stock footage.

This is cool but it just makes me wish we had real kaiju that could stomp me at any time.

It took being in my 30s and transing my damn gender, but I am finally all about sex, drugs, and rock n roll.

Joke’s on them: I didn’t start smoking weed until my late 20s, and it’s because I *already* had serious anxiety and depression.

I’m a Connecticut 4, which I think is like a New York 0 or a Boston 6.

Ladies I think I just like doing drugs.

Either it’s possible for coke to go bad from me not using it for a year, or I have serious enough ADHD that it just makes me feel like I’m ready to do some paperwork.

Being at a club is fucking infuriating as a bisexual. Everyone - EVERYONE- is so fucking hot.

Girls kissing.

*farts* sorry *farts* sorry *farts* sorry you were saying? *farts* sorry go on *farts*

In a fuckin hotel in NY and I am getting so many likes on Feeld. Honestly this could just be my evening.

Cis baby (never transitioned to big girl)

Rory, no.

Playing Cards Against Humanity but every card I pull says “fat Jewish tranny”

From Susan’s Place to the White House: The Brianna Wu Story (this movie takes place after she’s elected first trans president due to a wacky misunderstanding)

How to be a trans influencer: 1) be pretty 2) make sweeping generalizations that don’t hold for anyone with a different background, age, body type, or income level 3) fail to profit due to being ineligible for monetization

I was desperate for someone to crack my egg because I was too scared to do it myself, but the few times someone mentioned it I retreated into the closet out of fear. I had to be the one to accept the idea. I don’t think there’s a hard rule for telling or not telling someone.

Trans people are not inherently violent. We are, however, inherently bitchy, and that can be just as damaging. Hearing “nice outfit!” and not being able to tell if it’s sincere or if it’s a read could kill the average cishet man.

I have so much clothing I bought but never wore. I’ve defaulted to black jeans and t-shirts, which is what I wore pre-transition, and I kinda hate it. I should be doing more.

I hope I can at least explain to @megnet1c.bsky.social “see her? That’s a niche Bluesky celebrity.”

The categories are “fuckable” and “unfuckable.”

well I think i could just make my own ram then, how hard could it be

Going to Basement tonight. If you’re an NY babe and you don’t have ongoing drama that I will get in the middle of, come say hi. I’ll be the one who looks like she shouldn’t be there.

looking for a band thats like a more proggy version of man is the bastard, cant remember the band name maybe starts with "G" and the album was maybe 2 long tracks maybe titled *something* of the mountain DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT

Keep getting targeted content implying I’m not really a person, I’m just a pet. That’s fucking ridiculous because clearly I’m just a little girl, not a pet!

Even if they kill me for it, I would never give up this life. I can love and be loved as I am, and nothing can beat that.

Iconic

I’d rather hear a recording with really thin vocals than with double-tracked vocals, but that’s because I personally value authenticity to whether or not a band is actually “good.”

Once his fracking ranch blows up this’ll all be over.

Hey coffee eyes, You got me coughin’ up my cookie heart.

you want a mommy because you are a manchild with weaponized incompetence I want a mommy because I'm a mentally ill lesbian we are not the same

Okay what’s the least clocky way to eat a sandwich?

This showed up on my memories. So here ya go:

Interview at dispensary ☺️ Dude interviewing me has a subtle “47” hat 🫩 So I guess I should not expect that to pan out.

my body is a machine that turns women into Jewish dogs

(Drunk) Do you want any mozzarella sticks? If I ordered mozzarella sticks, would you eat any? Would you wanna share an order of mozzarella sticks? (Stoned) I will perform annilingus (sp??) on God Himself.

Maximum Cock’n’holes presents Cuck Your Own Fucking Wife!!

Watching a food network show where the scoring system is absolutely baffling. I would fuck all the chefs tho.

Suggested for You: Charlie Jane Anders Sesame Street The motherfucking algorithm knows too much.

We gotta bring back the Bumpit.

Fuck you, I’m gonna drink the pantea.

Is it weird that I read a force-femme story with this plot?

Nobody is saying the Democrats are exactly the same as Republicans wrt trans rights. What we are saying is their acceptable compromises aren't acceptable to us. I will not share a tent with people who are fine with our segregation and second-class status.

If the democrats abandon trans rights, I will personally make sure as many people as possible do not vote for democrats This is my life. These are my human rights. I will not submit to your “compromise” that I live in abject misery for the sake of other people’s opinions

Well, I don’t know statistics, but I assume we’ll have discussed limits beforehand, sooo…

Explaining to the petit bourgeoisie that yes, they will be held accountable.

there is a third option: Femboy

Are you “futch” or just afraid to try harder? (I’m afraid)