“Best of both worlds”? Damn, Hannah Montana just like me fr.

I fucking hate professionalism. No one at work is allowed to comment on my new tits, and I’m not allowed to mention them. Unacceptable.

Yes. this is the best idea. Nothing could go wrong. This won't irreversibly change your relationship at all.

With the complete lack of response to the Venezuela situation, I have given up on there being any meaningful resistance to the Trump agenda. I can’t imagine what will happen, but I know it’s not going to be good.

Porn is funny. It's funny when women shoot tennis balls out of their cooch. It's funny when people fart on cakes. It's funny when someone pees in ur butthole.

Back to work tomorrow morning after a month off for BA. I am definitely coming down with Covid, which is extremely funny.

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the deceptively simple pasta dish caca e peepee

If I hit 3000 followers by 2026 I think I'm just done with panties I mean, I already basically am...

keeping it simple. no need for big, important thoughts anymore. single words. rub. leak. drool. dumber.

We should all aspire to be like civil rights hero FUTA LOVING COCK MASTER

Knuckle tats: “AUTO / BAHN”

Winning an award for being the first openly trans failure.

I used to think we were gonna win eventually but damn, I don’t know. I hope we all make it through.

Making extremely niche drag as “Weenie Feldstein.”

Cliteon the 69th, Book One of the Locked Womb cycle, by Hustler Video.

The algorithm shows me a lot of pizza.

Hahahaha shit fascism sucks. I hope I don’t die in a camp. I’d be the chubbiest mouse in Maus.

they invented a girl who is high

I don’t need to be so anxious about going to work Monday. I have been making lattes for 10 years. Sure, I’m still terrible at it, but that’s besides the point.

Getting a TJ Maxx at where the lady’s just dressed as the fucking Joker.

Thank God I don’t have an addiction to marijuana (I do).

What Is To Be Done?

new year means please remember to be like nice and normal about fat people, the fat person you are or could become, the fat person you could fall in love with or friends you could have. fatness is not a corrupting force, fatphobia is. the performance is unhealthy, weight loss is social is political

Need a new anxiety management method because “get stoned until I pass out” isn’t working anymore.

I need to hear a cover of Gorilla Biscuits’ “New Direction” but in drop-D with harsh vocals. I need it to exist.

Dying of complications due to being a fucking idiot.

I read one article and now I remember that everything is terrible.

We solved it. Thanks, @anneiguess.bsky.social for telling me about warming the resin with a lighter.

At the Dungeon Meshi where they introduce the catgirl. I need to be gentle-dommed like how Senshi teaches Izutsumi.

The cart has kicked. I have to spend an evening sober. This is hell.

my special interests are having access to food, water, healthcare, and shelter, as well as peeing and pooping!

(Fisting you) SHORYUKEN!

Stop trying to pass shit like KOSA Stop trying to burn sex workers with payment processors Dismantle the transphobia in your party Restore abortion rights Nationalize healthcare Hold Elon Musk Accountable. $25 min wage These are not pie in the sky ideals. They’re my price list for my votes.

as long as rectangle is happy i am happy 🙏

I just hope when Grok makes revenge porn of me that it’s flattering.

I really wish I still believed AI is going to fizzle out, but I genuinely increasingly believe we are going to be force-fed this bullshit in place of culture in this specific society because they need every tool possible they can to discipline the labor pool with

I have to go back to work on Monday, and I am extreme unhappy about that.

It’s important to remember, even in these difficult times: -a hobo travels looking for work -a tramp travels, but does not work -a bum neither travels nor works

Watching the last Hobbit movie. This whole series could’ve been one movie and been decent. Instead it’s a goddamn video game.

The cat’s primordial pouch is touching her paws. That’s like when I bend over and my tits touch my belly.

Oh, the Television? Yeah, I’ve Seen it Glow

I’m so glad I don’t have periods (I just got a little sad that I will never have a period).

It’s weird to me when I have a friend who says “I asked chatGPT” or “I made this with AI.” It’s come up a couple times now. It’s never even occurred to me to use AI. Not holier than thou (I am), I don’t get the appeal. I’d love to have a job where I just had to type stuff. Have me do it, not AI.

Gal who cums Campbell’s Cream of Mushroom soup.

Texting with your friend about the quality of your respective orgasms rocks.

no way

Girlfriend making me watch Amazing Digital Circus. I love you, ladies, but sometimes you make dumb fucked-up shit.

New Year, Same Bitch.

Core memory of being up too late as a kid and watching Kissing Jessica Stein (2001) on HBO with my mother. Weird how I was drawn to sapphic yearning as a like 12-year-old boy.