dang i kinda miss this hair color ngl

hey gang I'm 44 years old today isn't that neat

I'm old enough to be some of y'all's youngish mother. isn't that neat!

a couple weeks ago i used the last shreds of my year's PTO to go to a little 80 year old cabin in a state park in the foothills of the Appalachians with my gf and we watched Bob's Burgers and spent a lot of money at Mennonite businesses and played board games and drove around and it was. everything

i want to go to a Christmas store and just inhale the fragrance for 8-12 hours with my eyes closed rn

you're not going to believe this but i wish i was camping rn

froze my goth tiddies off handing out trick or treat to 500 kids. scared a lot of them by cackling like a witch. amazing times

i ended up getting a 25% pay raise for this lmao ⭐

BREAKING: my tits look fantastic today

you transitioned to have freaky kinky sex with a ton of people i transitioned so people would expect less of me in the workplace we are not the same

bro why is treasure by cocteau twins that fucking good. like what in the fucking world. how

our dog's name is peggy and we call her peego weego and not one day of god's time slips by without my singing peego weego, peego weego to the tune of rock me amadeus

holy shit i just fucked up like five players in a row then played nice to extract with someone with pockets stuffed with stolen loot. i love arc raiders

chat will the republic survive until christmas? (probably not)

"god forbid a man has a hobby" yes i do forbid that. get back to work.

a number i don't recognize texted me a screenshot of a deviantart journal entry i made 22 years ago, old face userpic and all. after a few days i finally replied "yikes" but still no idea who it is or what it was about

it's "funny" because as i was opening my department i got dizzy and then got the dissociative stares and i was like yikes that kind of felt like a migraine aura but i don't really get those anymore and now here i am with a headache so bad the smell of a cleaning wipe almost made me lose my lunch

headache so bad it is making my dizzy so i came home early and you know it's real bad because I'm actually laying in silence instead of playing arc raiders 💀

i want to go to a Christmas store and just inhale the fragrance for 8-12 hours with my eyes closed rn

i think i just converted a 70 year old coworker to discordianism

should have posted tits when i was in mennonite country, bluesky didn't think i was in ohio and i had full access to dms and adult content for the weekend

we've spent most of the last 20 hours chilling in the cabin and for 19 of those hours I've only been wearing panties. best weekend ever

i am not normal* *i prefer the precursor version of closer

i ran in to grab something at one point and went into the house cackling; two little girls asked sarah who i was. she said oh that's the witch who lives in this house and the girls eyes went wide and one of them said wow

goth looks, 2000 vs. 2024

i know i did ok because a high school kid told me she liked my hair, then looked up and said "oh and your makeup is awesome!", and then started to walk down the street and then came back a few steps and yelled "and i love your outfit"

god damn i love arc raiders 😭

and here's my which's cackle with which i scared and delighted many a child this eve

froze my goth tiddies off handing out trick or treat to 500 kids. scared a lot of them by cackling like a witch. amazing times

girls with cute dicks and lapsed erowid accounts>>>

look it's actually really very easy, transgender is an adjective and transexual is a noun

i know I'm cute. tell me I'm fuckable

roughly six hours until i can jump into a raid in arc raiders hnnnngh (i knocked out the tutorial and character creation before work lol)

didn't get enough sleep last night and now my gag reflex is out of control 🙄

their nostalgia: toxic, mentally decaying, fascistic, greedy our nostalgia: noble, correct, justified, aspirational (we grew up in the 90s)

i took the mid-60 and it said I'm not even a little bit dissociative (score: 7) but my memory isn't very good (I'm a huge pothead)

new skirt, new cardigan, too many necklaces... yeah, that's a hail eris from me baby ⭐

evil women... god love 'em

i don't mind casual social touching by acquaintances or coworkers etc at all (and in fact i kind of like it) but tell me how i can go weeks without any and then as soon as i have a sore shoulder from vaccination everyone suddenly wants to grab, pat, and otherwise manhandle my tenderness 🥴

i've had these two massive, hyper niche war games (Pendragon and Fire on the Lake) about the fall of Roman Britain and the war in Vietnam respectively for years and have never even so much as set them up. i miss working in a board game bar where there was an effectively infinite supply of players

i usually have a banana for breakfast but today i had an apple. why do i always forget i love apples. i literally host apple camp

as a discordian being stuck at 4.9k followers is strictly blue balls territory. come onnnnnn

i had the initial consult for a pussy installation months ago and then just kind of dropped the ball. 9 months of laser? letters of referral? hmmm. but then today i was approached at work and was told a wife of one of my bosses is a psychiatrist and is willing to write me that referral...

her: what board games do you want to bring this weekend? me: star wars rebellion, war of the ring, and fire on the lake her: maybe we'll skip the board games...

no greater testament of my love than the fact that i am voluntarily-- excitedly, even!!-- forgoing most of the ARC Raiders launch weekend to attend to cunt eating and leaf spotting. i am literally vibrating with excitement

i'm taking my last two PTO days of the year to get a 4 day weekend and the wife and i are going down to a cabin in a state park in southern ohio for a couple nights. gonna play some board games, gonna put a few thousand miles on the hitachi, gonna go antiquing in mennonite country. i am frothing

you transitioned to have freaky kinky sex with a ton of people i transitioned so people would expect less of me in the workplace we are not the same