He just like me fr. (Gets halfway through a task and immediately needs a lie down)

they’re way too busy complaining about socialists to worry about that right now

dead wife jokes banned in the house due to current events

"when do you stop being baby-trans?" "When you stop giving a shit about if anyone (including yourself) thinks you are valid or not"

Talking to my guitar friend from upstate NY. I like punk rock. He launches into the typical FB rant about how punks are all Democrats now. I didnt say a word, just shut up and let him go off. By the end of his tirade he is railing against capitalism and agreeing with 80-90% of the socialist agenda.

Be funny to steal These by having a ramp and a truck that is shielded from EM waves so that it disappears and you get to break it down for copper and other expensive metals plus whatever some vapid sod ordered online.

Cocktail attire! 🍸✨

The car lobby had the entire social geography of the world transformed for the automobile only for none of these people to notice there are already roads everywhere that robots could be using, it’s incredible. We could be setting the car and robot lobbies against each other right now!

Rocketmoney app designers literally think the reason everyone is poor is we don’t know how to unsub from Netflix as if everyone ain’t meter to the last dollar and keep track of every password just to function.

He fucking inflates, NEXT QUESTION.

robot tries to drive and is thwarted by a silly feature [omg new irl inflation]

Spontaneous Blimping definitely not a pr post

this pumpkin-head really thought the balloon pack was a literal consumable.

It's that time of year again...

Gym-Berry alt

Gluttony is indeed a sin

Mina the hollower marionette! @yachtclubgames.bsky.social

Decided to make this a proper linocut #art #furryart

As an Autistic individual - I went through so much of this in my life: family, friends, the dating scene, at my own job, content creation, etc. People think they are in the right for being "critical" when in reality what you are really doing is being harmful towards autistic and ADHD individuals

Monster Researcher Eclair continues work on her Size Difference Studies.

Doppelganger? I barely know'er!

Happy Pride!

the issue with porn is you can't make the true porn that would make you the horniest, bc you'd be too horny to make it. whoever achieved this would be like a Buddha for cumming

Monster Researcher Eclair doesn't mind if you're a little rough with this diamond. Eclair belongs to @spicymancer.bsky.social !

Dungeon Mastery

I know I don't usually repost NSFW here, but a: this one is not especially lewd and b: Spicymancer is simply one of the best to ever do it. Also it's on theme.

A retired adventurer and their kobold student after training hours~ And a kobold out of space- dining and eating more n more of their fill on their scale throne...~ yipyipyiOowourphf..~ A special-first June sketch reward for Ijones72 and Jaykar! Thank yous for supportins me~ :3c

Witch dragon experimenting with their most powerful potionssss... and turned into a kobold!! and their previous weight waddled over... hopefully they dont get too carried away with their new appetites...~ Shaded Commission for @AlvaFoxy over at Twitter!! Thank yous for commissionin me! ;3c

like... its hot duuude... bein built like this..... can you like.... pay for the ac while i just cool out....

If you told me in 2001 that Johnny Knoxville and the Jackass team would become role models for positive masculinity in 2026... Anyway. Dudes Rock!

life imitates art and um- bhWoOoOUrWrfpp..hh...~ ish swelteringlyy hottt here... be my gut restt as i draaawww... make sure im eaating n cooolleddd...~

Good morning chat #vrchat #3D

One of my favorite things about furry cons is seeing the trends come and go. Fish and sighthounds are SO hot right now.

I like that she later came back and was like "hey this is a really unhealthy way to think about your body" [cw: ED]

It is time, LIVE AGAIN!

Goodnight, my darlings.

Just a single GURP for me please

I saw Amazon selling an RTX 5090 for $4800, offering a loan for 48 mo/36% apr to buy it. you’d end up paying almost double for it by the time it’s paid off. just crazy

is this a safe space to admit that I didn't clock at first that this was a racist flyer because I thought this was a trash collection service where preds come by to eat your unwanted housemates

BREAKING: Via this Signal thing, a source inside the White House says that NORAD has confirmed that the unidentified object passing by the moon is indeed a spacecraft NOT FROM THIS PLANET.

I'm probably gonna have to miss at least the first part of this, but hey Digital Circus fans, this thing is happening in like 45 minutes! #TADC www.youtube.com/live/6wDUyiT...

While I am a bit sad I missed this live, I'm watching the VOD now and absolutely loving it. Doubt their schedules will line up like this again but I'll be sure to catch the next stream from Amanda! #TADC

The current rise of transphobia and the push to marginalize our bodies and rights is only a decade old and started with the “hands across the aisle” conference in the “unite the right” mess.

Never forget that most of the rage and fear we are swimming in was deliberately manufactured to control us

The Cheyenne, Wyoming, Board of Public Utilities identified Goat Systems LLC, a contractor working on #Meta ’s in-progress #DataCenter campus in the High Plains Business Park, as the source of the bacteria Cupriavidus gilardii in the city’s wastewater treatment system.

ya girl @clairejade99.bsky.social has done it again 👀 i love these characters so much raaah featuring @wessafterdark.bsky.social as the background! #sizesky #macro/micro #sizedifference #vore (implied) #malepred

I screw everything up inevitably.

Brain started ideating on a vore audio thing and now I’m writing a script as a lark. Hmm, Vore Day IS coming up…

Tomorrow, remember to celebrate the soldiers who fought for this country: 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

This was understandable back in 2020 but we're in the AI era now and I just can't get on board with it anymore.