*circles mattress 20 times and collapses*

“You poor thing. They’ll assassinate you in a week.” No they won’t. Because I will fight them if they try. 😤🛡️

When your short friend offers to carry you because your leg is injured and you have to wonder if she’s actually mocking you

Yeah, if pastors could stop following me on Threads, I'd appreciate it. Signed, a trans girl with plenty of religious trauma.

Reading The Persephone Effect is giving me all kinds of ideas for the cozy Gunmetal Olympus novelette I'll be writing after I finish my current WIP on Monday. Bee won't see any of it coming 😈

Writing time: 3 hours Word count: 3,730

People who constantly try to 1-up your local weather need to be cut off from the internet. I find the exercise tiring.

Hot take: Zootopia 1 is the superior film, but 2 has better rewatchability.

Post a rabbit

The way I would absolutely perish in JJK trying to pet one of Megumi's shadow dogs.

I'll always be a sucker for a villain with some sort of moral code.

Okay, let's go. Two chapters left in the WIP.

I got some sage advice today from a trans writer I really look up to, and. . . I think it's going to profoundly impact how my next book is written. I'll write some more about what to expect as I finish these last two chapters of my current WIP. But for now, it's interesting to contemplate. 🤔

Confused reader: "Wolffie, didn't you say this was a lesbian take on Howl's Moving Castle?" Me: "Yes." Confused reader: "Then why the fuck is there a mech in this book?" Me: *slides them a copy of Escaflowne*

Books arrived just in time for this Sunday's romance author festival at the Barnes and Noble in Holyoke, Mass.! Come see me and @aafairview.bsky.social and get some books signed!

Some poor reader: "Wow. Wolffie used to be a newspaper's film critic? I bet her taste in cinema is amazing." Me: "Hell naw. It's all trash. I defended M4trix because I saw it as a second-chance romance for Trinity and Neo instead of the action-fest its predecessors were." Reader: 🤨

Must. Not. Tsundere. Over. Generosity.

*Pacific Rim voice* STOP THE CLOCK. I've hit my goal and will now be able to pay my rent. I can't thank y'all enough for your generosity. When my Kickstarter funds DO arrive, I'll pay your kindness forward by returning the Emergency Trans Meal Fund to full capacity for as long as I can. ❤️

I do not understand Gundam Seed haters. "Kira's crashout during the movie was so lame." Like, bro, this dude has been forced to fight in two different wars, lost friends, nearly died twice, was assaulted by psychics, and is traumatized AF. You'd be a puddle of tears handling any of that.

Damn. A half hour in, and y'all already helped me hit half of my goal. Thank y'all so much. 🥹❤️

I was counting on my Kickstarter money to help pay my rent this month, but it’s delayed. And that means I’m behind on rent. I hate asking for help (I’d much rather be the one doing the help), but I’m stuck in this position again. Many thanks in advance to any helpers. ko-fi.com/autumnwolff/...

Biiiiiig stretch

*circles mattress 17 times and collapses*

Just a reminder that if y'all want a signed book from yours truly, they can be ordered from my Ko-fi shop. :3 (Sadly, only shipping to U.S. addresses due to outrageous international shipping costs) ko-fi.com/shop/setting...

Itch[dot]io responded to my third email just now and pushed my payment for January through. It had been processing for 18 days. I'm not saying it always works, but sometimes, consistent and polite emails can help get their attention to manually approve funds.

Last month, my therapist said something that resonated deep with me. She told me that, after years working with me, what seemed to give me the most joy was helping my friends, my family, and my community. She was right. And I've been so much happier as I've embraced those words.

Of COURSE shitty fansubbers would be as transphobic as possible when JJK introduced a transfemme character today. Kirara, girl, we love you. Fuck those asshats.

Me: *sets iPhone timer for something in the oven* Timer: *goes off* Me: "SHUT UP. WHY ARE YOU BOTHERING ME?!"

Trans-affirming Gaston be like: 🎵 When I got online, I cracked 3 dozen eggs, including trans women named Marge. Now that I'm trans, I've cracked 4 dozen eggs, helping other "cis" allies at large. 🎶

Must. . . not. . . start. . . liking. . . Adrastus 😖

Considering offering my next ebook for sale in my Ko-fi shop and trying to drive folks to that instead of Itch[dot]io. I'll still release it on Itch, but the delayed payments have me nervous again, like back when they were going through their censorship era last year.

Secretly, Lelouch enjoyed being called Lulu by Shirley. It made him feel happy, but he couldn’t place why.

Congrats to them both!

Chapter sixteen of Is It Wrong To Fall In Love With A Reclusive Wizard In A Sky Palace? is now available for Patreon subscribers. www.patreon.com/posts/is-it-...

Amazon KDP: "Hey, we noticed your book was filed under the polyamorous romance category, but we didn't think that matched. So we removed it." My Amazon in Christ, the book in question has an MC with TWO girlfriends. That's polyamorous. So, I went and re-added the category.

Hey! 🤬

Last night a member of the audience told me I was a pantser, not a planner, in terms of my writing style. And I proceeded to follow that up by looking at my flared jeans, then saying, "Or to be more specific, a bell bottoms-er." That's when they should have taken me outside and pelted me with ice.

Emailing itch[dot]io a third time to plead with them for a manual payment approval because it's been 16 days. 🥴

Biiiiiiig stretch Oh, geez. I feel like a tractor ran me over yesterday. It’s like I did a ton of work or something.

*circles mattress 35 times and collapses*

Well, that's about seven hours of writing today. And I wound up with a word count of 4,469. I'm fucking tired, y'all.

Hello beautiful 🥰

Attendant: “Oh, ma’am, the station is closed. You’ll have to wait in the vestibule for your ride.” Me, pretending to know what a vestibule is: “Okay, sure. Yeah. Totally.”

Tonight was going so well. What the ACTUAL fuck is wrong with people?

You ever been so choked out by gender dysphoria that you didn't know how to make your own personality? So you just latched onto a masculine hobby like running and made that your entire personality instead? Haha, yeah, me neither.

The dark side of the gender is a gateway to many abilities some consider. . . unnatural.

*paws happy tippy tap on keyboard* Traaaaaiiiiinnnnnnn Writing on a. . . Trrraaaaaiiiinnnnn

Well, this lesbian romance isn't gonna write itself.

Train staff: “And here’s your free business class soda.” Me: 🥺👉👈

Dammit, train station pigeons, stop horny-cooing! This is a family place!