I basically picture all AI users like Jonas from Twister.

It's funny how we grow. When I first transitioned in 2019, all I wanted was to be perceived as a cis woman. Within a few years, I think I achieved that goal. And I'm extremely grateful for that privilege. Now, I care less if people find out I'm trans, so long as I'm still treated like a girl.

After months of research, I've concluded that around 32% of The Hades Calculus readers would willingly give Demeter their overrides because they're JUST THAT subby. I'm not saying she'd take them. But they would offer them in her temple.

Wow. That trailer for The Odyssey sure did leave me feeling. . . nothing. 🫠

One of the best things about being friends with @moonside.bsky.social as she teaches me French is that she knows how easy it is to make me cackle. A simple DM of "hon hon hon! 🇫🇷🥖" and I'm rolling on the floor giggling like a mad woman.

I think part of the reason GQuuuux was enjoyable to me is that my first Gundam experience (and still my favorite) was Wing. And that show is already batshit crazy. So all the chaos of GQuuux that drove UC fans mad was just fun, typical stuff to me. GIANT RX-78 GO BOOM

Fuck off. I'm not using AI to narrate my audiobooks. I'm using human beings. Real people. That ain't never gonna change, Spamazon.

Kinda weird that the final message of That Night I Got Married To A Werewolf ended up being so optimistic, given all the shit Lilith goes through in this book.

We need to update the horror version of the werewolf myth for today's audience. Too many furries today *cough* me *cough* find themselves wanting to be werewolves. We need to invent something more terrifying like wereventure-capitalist or wereprivate-equity-CEO. Something truly inhuman.

Hint: It’s because we’re poor as fuck, and the economy is broken.

Kira and Athrun could get their asses beat 1,000 times before flying in with upgraded Gundams to save the day at the last second. And I'd be just as excited every time. I'm a simple gal. I love my Justice and Freedom boys.

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Biiiiiiiig stretch

*circles mattress 9 times and collapses*

So glad Netflix is finally getting us the last piece of Beastars.

Kinda wishing all this transphobia would go the way of K-Mart and Sears.

Oh, I believe in fae. Just not the heterosexual kind.

Haven’t tried a lesbian Christmas movie since Happiest Season upset me so much. Let’s see how this goes.

You can now hear the next installment of the closest thing that exists to a Magica Riot anime. "Magica Riot: Full Bloom," the audiobook edition, is here. Please enjoy Emma's incredible take on my characters! stormmaiden.itch.io/magica-riot-...

Them: "I wonder what cozy book Autumn will write next?" Me, gunning it out of the gate on a motorcycle as I publish the most transbian edgelord Devil May Cry-ish bullshit: "SURPRISE, BITCHES."

Speaking for myself, I don't care where you bought my book. I'm just grateful for the support. 'Zon? Grateful. B&N? Grateful. Indie bookstore? Grateful. Kobo? Grateful. In-person at a festival? Impressed. And grateful.

Them: "We wanted to see if you'd be amenable to bribery." Me: *crossing my arms* "There's no way. That's unethical! My morals are too strong to be bought." Them: *slides a stack of hardcover lesbian romance novels with sprayed edges across the counter* Me: "So what do ya need?"

I'll say this for my U.S. readers: If you ever want a signed book, I'll happily get you one. You'll just have to wait a couple weeks for me to get it printed and pay $5 for media mail shipping. But yeah. If you ever want one, just DM me.

"Scarborough resident complains about new housing being built in Portland" I'm laughing so hard at this letter to the editor. Source: PPH

And if I can shill my own: #theWondersofMundus are my cyberpunk litrpg isekai novels of transgender discovery and euphoria starring Deedee Yeowoo, foxgirl healer and monk, and her queer guildies trapped in the game allies with the locals vs an alt-right Griefer conspiracy! tinyurl.com/twomyhb25

Due to my poor health at the moment and lack of funds (thanks, American healthcare system!), I'll be suspending the Emergency Trans Meal Fund until next weekend. I'm so sorry for any inconvenience this causes.

It's frustrating having readers who care about you. Because you'll have a day where you're like, "Damn, I suck," and they'll bring receipts proving otherwise. Fierce little warriors of optimistic poking, they are.

It's wild being an indie author who loves anime. Because I literally just looked at the isekai genre and went, "Eh, not enough trans stories," and wrote one myself.

I sincerely thank everyone who helped me raise money for my anti-viral COVID pills. Here’s was $1,184 of medication looks like in the U.S. This is basically the cost of me being too poor to have health insurance despite working 30 hours a week.

I hate that I'm asking for help again. But I have no insurance until I'm approved for Medicaid. And I need to raise funds to pay for my COVID pills. Anything you can spare will help this struggling trans author pay for her drugs. www.gofundme.com/f/help-autum...

Biiiiiig stretch

*circles mattress 15 times and collapses*

Just to reiterate, authors have zero control over what their characters do. I started writing That Night I Got Married To A Werewolf, and in the first three chapters, the characters decided to form a polycule. I got no warning.

I’ve now hit 2/3 of my goal for my Covid medication. Thank y’all so much. 😭 As thanks, I’ll be making sure all donors have access to a free copy of That Night I Got Married To A Werewolf upon release.

You've got a lot of choices out there for good contemporary sapphic romance books. But how many of them include Amtrak details relevant to the plot because of the author's extremely neurotypical hyperfixation? Probably just one. (Mine.)

Some people wanna act like it's natural to invent new digital currencies every day, but try that with gender, and suddenly, trans folks have gone too far.

Being a bit trans gremlin stereotype tonight but it’s been a busy week so… bite me? Please? It’s Tarkov twitch.tv/phennoflore

I hope one of your 2026 resolutions is to rebuild a physical media library. Because let me tell ya. Streaming will only get worse.

Here's a small update on my health at the moment. www.patreon.com/posts/when-b...

Fuck it. I’m getting TimTams. What a shitty day.

After getting hit with a genderflu our poor protagonist has to leave home and move in with a friend who's lived in the big city for a few years. Only to discover said friend has transitioned and is living her best life. beedok.itch.io/were-both-gi... www.amazon.com/Were-Both-Gi...

Thank y’all so much. ❤️ We’re a little over 1/3 of the way to my goal for these $1,000 COVID pills.

Only with the American health care system can I be working 30 hours a week and NOT have health insurance. Then, if you get sick and need time to heal, you lose money because retail typically offers no PTO. It's a wonderful place to live, truly.

I hate that I'm asking for help again. But I have no insurance until I'm approved for Medicaid. And I need to raise funds to pay for my COVID pills. Anything you can spare will help this struggling trans author pay for her drugs. www.gofundme.com/f/help-autum...

Fantastic. I just tested positive for COVID. And since I have no insurance, the drugs I need are $1,000 🥲 Happy holidays, everyone.

Guy at Walgreens: “Most artists go through some period of suffering.” Might be because the economy isn’t built to accommodate us, leaving many to scrounge through poverty.

If you wanted to steal Bowsette's crown, even for a moment, even as a joke, I'm begging you to ask yourself important questions. Questions like: "Am I happy with my identity?" and "Would being called something different elicit joy within?"

to say the last twelve and a half months have been a bit bonkers is uh an understatement

It's out!! I put my entire heart and soul into narrating this book, I'm super proud of it!!!

This is your reminder that Gundam Wing: Endless Walt is a Christmas movie.