You all get forehead kisses. Not sure you'd like that, but tough.

Name your fav show that was cancelled too soon It wasn't cancelled, and the ending was perfection. I have no problems with it ending as it did. But I wish it would have lasted longer.

Name you fav musical The only musical my kids request every. Single. Road trip.

I feel like I do this every single day of my existence.

> “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. > "So do I," said Gandalf, "this shit fucking sucks.”

Web content only has three seconds to grab people's attention before they click away and do something else. That's why I write "BOOBS!!" in 72 point font at the top of all my work emails.

I don’t expect any major candidate to ever run on “there will be consequences” and certainly not to ever follow through on it but man it would be nice and probably go a long way toward fixing a lot of shit

Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near? Me: (absolutely slathered head to toe in peanut butter and birdseed) I think that's obvious by now.

I upload stories to youtube so people can listen to them for free! I really appreciate any subscribers, likes, comments etc. youtu.be/PelmDJOkyH4 If you like Fallout, Eragon, The Witcher or Star Wars then you'll absolutely adore my stories. Questions Welcome! #QueerWritersChat #Raven+Bear #Cymru

Reality provided the context this time ....

thinking about how, in the Russian history elective I took in HS, every time a tsar was facing domestic weakness the teacher would turn to the assembled students and ask "so what is it time for?" and we would chant "stunning territorial annexation!" and she would respond "well, DUH, girls"

“Um, Christmas is done. Why is your Advent calendar still out?” “No, that’s my anti-Advent calendar. I put one thing in it every day, and then it leaves forever.” “Something you want to get rid of?” “I wish it worked that way… it kinda chooses on its own. Weird thing.”

new year new me

A time dilator so I could extend or compress time at will.

This would probably get me to go back to series I haven't read for years because I don't want to have to reread the entire thing to understand the newest installment.

A fresh-baked chocolate chip cookie is a hug for my mouth.

If I was that dedicated, I'd demand it be photon torpedo shaped.

👾 futuristic world ☣️ dystopia! ✨with magic✨ 📝 600+ pages 🔥 grumpy x sunshine 🗡️ revenge 🍃 lots of plants 💪 close friendships 🔖 book link: mybook.to/QVgAoK 💌 itch.io link: rebecca-crunden.itch.io/these-violen... 📖 goodreads: www.goodreads.com/book/show/59... [ 💙📚🪐]

These are my books. So far. What if Maleficent was Aurora's mother and what if she wasn't really evil? www.amazon.com/dp/B08HLVPF7D

Dragons were real. They are real, still lurking in society, hidden as humans. But many have become so invested in their roles they have forgotten their true selves. This book is a guide for them, for you, that you may reclaim your draconic nature. To be the dragon you are. Launching Tuesday!

My 13-year-old just advised me, "Dad, please don't time travel while you're driving."

Voyager's "Timeless" always makes these lists. Maybe by then I was just jaded by the time it aired that Voyager's status quo was unshakable that I didn't care, but I've never found that episode to be nothing more than "Meh."

Introduce yourself with what almost killed you. Hi, I'm stuck between an oncoming train and a raging flooded river.

Good morning, kids. Be safe out there. 🥰

One of the best things my parents did was just have a house full of books. Dad would often spend Sunday afternoon with football on the tv and a book in front of him. He'd read a book in an afternoon that way. We read Baum's "The Enchanted Isle of Yew" together. Loved those days.

Write -5 remaining MG cyberpunk-ish books in series -25 shorts (for reasons) -1 random other project I'm sure will suddenly occur to me when the time comes Revise -6 MG portal fantasy novels -31 shorts Publish -How to Be a Dragon -Transgender Assassin series -3 MG novels #WeeknightWriters

Girls, this sounds like such an awesome idea. The slumber parties we were denied!

Read the 🧵 Yet another reason to loath AI.

I'm so glad DC put Showcase Presents of this and House of Mystery. I'd never read them before, and these black-and-white reprints were cheap enough I was willing to give them a chance. So much fun, so creative, and gorgeous in the black-and-white, too.

I am SO excited about the new programming we'll be running in 2026!! And these are just the things I can announce now... there will be more to come!

This offer is still available and will be until January 10th. Editing is what pays my bills, and I'm behind on rent, so it's important that I book people ASAP. You'll get an amazing edit at a great rate ($0.01/word), and I'll get to live somewhere, which I think is a beautiful exchange. LOL!

Listen, buddy, I don’t care if you got a “free hugs” coupon for Christmas from your kids. That don’t mean I gotta give you a hug! Oh. I didn’t look at the fine print. I guess I do. Bring it in!

Start your year off right by supporting an indie author. Click, "Notify me on launch." We launch Tuesday, January 6!

Fixed it

Well, that's not ideal.

Remembering the birthday of E. M. Forster, I look around and realize that I live in a mansion; my house, comprised of words. I #amreading #amwriting 📚💙 Edward Morgan Forster OM CH, #English #writer - #author of “Room With a View” “Howards End” et al. campuspress.yale.edu/modernismlab... ❤️ #books

New year, new intro post!! #promosky Joel C Flanagan-Grannemann 💚Author 💜52, soon 53 💚Married. Just cats 💜Sci Fi Fantasy nerd 💚Bluegrass fan

...Does anyone say libraries are irrelevant? I've never heard it from an actual person. Maybe that speaks to the caliber of people I care to listen to. I'm at my library once or twice a week. My kids use it for activities (especially D&D club). Great place for me to get work done.

Drop something HAPPY

Hi everybody - in honor of the “Magica Riot” audiobook winning a Transfeminine Review award, I’m putting the whole Magica Riot audio series so far - Magica Riot, Jade Evergreen and the Perils of Polybius, and Magica Riot Full Bloom - on sale for one week in an Itch bundle. itch.io/s/177864/mag...

New year, new intro post!! #promosky Joanna Masters -Author -43 -Trans -Giddily Married -An insanity of children -Still publishes under old name Jonathon Mast -Trekkie -Comics!

A message for you all to carry through the year

And now you do, too.

Who doesn't like free books? Only insane people.

Today my love and I are married 20 years! I've got a reservation and a fondue place. There shall be cheese and chocolate, as my bride is wont to devour.

I would like two new years this year, please. That way I can have two days every day. Things may take twice as long, but I have twice as long to get things done. The only problem is how much it costs. An entire year of my life!