I still can't get over this grift branding lmao

Outlaw book bans. There is NEVER a good reason to ban a book from a public library.

I carried the seed. I knew I couldn’t bear it in a pocket. I would lose it. I couldn’t secrete it in a chest. It would be stolen. No, I ate it. And now its roots burrow deep in my entrails, growing, growing, until it kills me, and it blooms anew in my own land, where it may find others to carry it.

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Just going to forward this list to all my editors when they ask why my scripts aren't finished.

Jevin's just been hired to embarrass an abusive musician and then kill him with the man's own flute. It would be fun if he didn't have to go undercover to do it. joanna-masters.itch.io/jevin-darke-...

Not to be confused with Star Trek: Genesis Drift

Writers: “How can I be promoting my books while The Horrors escalate daily?” Everyone one Bluesky: “These are my emotional support books. They are the only thing that makes life in this hell forsaken timeline bearable.”

It's March, which means next month is #IndieApril - a month where people all over the internet commit to buying and reading only #IndieBooks! To celebrate, we'll be spotlighting one indie author per day - and you can apply to be one of those authors RIGHT NOW using this form:

It's an old house, we tell our guests. You'll get used to the moans and groans, the drafts and chills. The wandering eyes in paintings and the old dowager who paces the attic? All part of the restored Victorian #splendor. Suitable for children? Absolutely! Ghosts love hide and seek. #vss365

If you could boost this post that would be amazing!! If I could at least get last month’s gas bill (180) paid soon I would be grateful. The gas company is hounding us and I’m worried. 💕💸

This is... someone knew EXACTLY what they were doing here.

It doesn't HAVE to be bad. Just make the art, and if it happens to be bad, it's still art!

Jevin Darke: Transgender Fluteblade Assassin, Episode 1: NOW AVAILABLE FOR PREORDER! By the title, you already know if this is for you. RELEASES THURSDAY!

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if you’re cis and you don’t get it this is LITERAL TORTURE it will result in dead trans people and with their other goal of making us “sexually explicit” for existing you see the pipeline right? we exist -> we’re jailed for it -> we’re tortured and die WE NEED YOU TO STOP THIS

The dreams came more frequently. The king announced them. The people scrambled to obey. Towers stretched half-finished into the sky. Epic poems were abandoned. Conquests forgotten. Too may dreams. Too many goals. Finally the queen told him, “No,” and everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

If you see this, join in! 🫶 🧁Username: joannamasters 🧁Pronouns: she/her, but I'll answer to anything 🧁Height: five' ten 🧁Sexuality: I like women 🧁Sign: Leo 🧁Piercings: Piercing wit 🧁Tattoos: none 🧁Drink: Pepsi 🧁Food: Bad Chinese 🧁Pets: alas, none 🧁Relationship: married!

Same as it ever was 🫠

I would not be able to eat this. It is so, so beautiful.

Last day for now…

I am so grieved. Someone I once respected, someone I counted as a friend, posted, "There is no such thing as transgender." Her post was horrific, especially from someone I was counted as dear. I want to reach out, try to teach, try to love. I know anything I say would fail, so I remain silent.

Transfemme joins the convent. Nun shall pass.

If you see this, post a knight. Gotta share my guy! The older dude in this is Sir Corbyn, the Raven of my Raven & Bear stories. Yes this is a heroforge mini, I'm still waiting on art of him I can share with y'all :c If you think he looks cool check out the stories: www.youtube.com/@thebrambler...

The sidewalk crackled as it shifted onto the new path, leading away from the park and back home. Mark wrinkled his nose. “I guess it’s time to go home now. I hate that mom learned that new spell.”

What every creative endeavor feels like right now.

If you see this, post a knight

In case anyone needs to hear this right now. Escapism is OKAY. I know every day lately brings another insane headline, but you HAVE to rest your mind. The human brain wasn't meant to process the overload of information we're used to now. DO NOT feel guilty for protecting your peace. Ever.

I don't have any new memes today. After all this terrible news coming in, I'm just disgusted with the state of things. Sharing this picture of Garak because this administration is indeed vile and insidious.

What’s wrong, Congress? You’ve barely even touched your checks and balances

Very funny to me, also, that "The Arsenal of Freedom" is the name of an episode in Star Trek TNG where autonomous AI weapons killed an entire civilization and there's a sales hologram still on the planet trying to sell them. it was originally a commentary in the sale of F-14 Tomcats to Iran(!)

Never forget who you’re fighting for.

Need a (living, breathing) games writer, folks? Drop me a note.

It’s crazy that it’s basically just a combination of the single worst most disastrous parts of every administration in history

Headcanon: If Weird Al had adopted Anakin, all would be well in the Star Wars universe.

The promise of OpenAI and Grok being used in war is that no human can be held accountable for the war crimes it commits, all the way up to where it sits on the chain of command. The total abdication of any kind of accountability, any kind of "am I following an unjust order" moral hesitation, etc.

"All wars are crimes." - The West Wing S3E6

let’s stop calling each new outrage a “distraction” from the last outrage and instead call it what it is: a vast ongoing machine of death, kidnapping, graft, abuse, and larceny built to operate on many fronts simultaneously at home and abroad for the benefit of the wannabe god-emperor and his toads

“Your cat got in my fridge again.” “I’m so sorry! Ever since he figured out teleportation, he’s been a terror.” “You owe me for the tuna salad.” “Mittens! No more teleport—and he’s gone.” “He’s in my fridge again, isn’t he?” “How much to replace the tuna salad?”

“Your cat got in my fridge again.” “I’m so sorry! Ever since he figured out teleportation, he’s been a terror.” “You owe me for the tuna salad.” “Mittens! No more teleport—and he’s gone.” “He’s in my fridge again, isn’t he?” “How much to replace the tuna salad?”

this is what they said it would be like under socialism

Post a Jedi…wrong answers only:

Movies whose hype I never understood. -Silence of the Lambs-I know. I'm uncultured. It didn't scare me or do anything for me. -Iron Man-A lot of the MCU I did enjoy, but Iron Man mostly made me shrug. -Beetlejuice-It's seminal. I know. Not for me I guess. If you enjoy them, cool. Just not for me!

H.R. 7661 is a national book banning bill which seeks to remove any book that "involves gender dysphoria or transgenderism" from all public schools in the US. This would ban all my books, & any other book with trans themes, from public schools. PLEASE call your House Reps & say: NO ON H.R. 7661!

PHYSICAL MEDIA! DO IT! SAVOR IT! DON'T EAT IT!

5 comedy movies I actually liked. Hard mode: no stand up. Also, no repeat directors -What's Up, Doc? -Josie and the Pussycats -Emperor's New Groove -Mr. Bean's Holiday -Ernest Saves Christmas

Persist against all odds

Last night, I dreamed I was making spaghetti for my family. I started by putting jarred sauce into a pot, warming it, and then putting dry spaghetti in the sauce. It didn't turn out well.