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Me, every time someone posts something news related
over 1 year ago
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Waking up in the middle of the night to post is my drafts folder
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about 7 hours ago
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Hollywood hamshake
about 22 hours ago
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Do you remember the time michael jackson challenged the pharaoh to a dance battle and the pharaoh got angry and MJ turned into sand about it?
1 day ago
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Truckstop Vigilante
1 day ago
Babe, i think you should cut your bangs weird
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This is how Democrats keep their jobs in November
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1 day ago
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The girls are fighting
3 days ago
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Ken Walker is gonna get PAID
3 days ago
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The turning point channel is just square dancing and Mike Pence singing “There’s a Hole in My Bucket, Dear Liza”
3 days ago
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Do these super bowl commercials make you excited to do commerce?
3 days ago
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Traitors is goated for listening to the dumbest people you’ve ever seen talk about how clever they are
3 days ago
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Yuh-Line Niou
4 days ago
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if I wanted to wrestle a manatee in a bikini I’d visit your mom at work
4 days ago
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at 300 followers i will blame alber’s dad
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5 days ago
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Cutie is only skin deep
5 days ago
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I hate the things they love
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5 days ago
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luge is just aggressive napping
5 days ago
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Timothy Olyphant is like the fake name an elephant gives at hotels when he doesn’t want to be disturbed by paparazzi
6 days ago
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imagine getting dunked on in iambic pentameter
7 days ago
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Kashana
7 days ago
We gotta come up with a better system than “everything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”
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French people love saying “sacred blue”
8 days ago
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does the guy who punches the hair off people’s heads take requests?
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Ted Cruz was a HEART-THROB in the 1970’s, but what he looks like now will MELT YOUR BRAIN
about 2 years ago
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thinking about explaining the joke to the joke understander to speed this thing along (the inevitable heat death of the universe)
9 days ago
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You know what the previous generation called Boomers? The “Me” generation.
9 days ago
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Elton John rededicating “Candle in the Wind” to how bad you got ratio’d
11 days ago
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All the best bots follow me
11 days ago
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The markets are sad the pedophiles are sad
11 days ago
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Jeez its almost as if every rich and powerful person is a bad guy
11 days ago
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BREAKING: NEW YORK (AP) — Judge rules that Luigi Mangione is cool as hell.
12 days ago
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cashmere sock weather
13 days ago
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𝒓𝒐𝒔𝒆𝒎𝒂𝒓𝒚 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒔
13 days ago
switch to shrimp mobile and save
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Gramp Turismo
14 days ago
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bsky mods taking on a bigger role as vibe police is a wild choice. Their vibe is curdled milk. Their vibe is karoline leavitt.
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14 days ago
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glue
15 days ago
we all have that one room filled with wax encrusted candelabras
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it's charloh! (it/its)
15 days ago
well we would hope nobody needs to hear this but just in case THE HORSE IS RIGHT THIS TIME
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Tired of eating tiny shrimps? Sounds like a krill issue
15 days ago
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William Shakespeare
16 days ago
You are most hot and furious when you win.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose
18 days ago
I nap in the back of my dragula
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getting harder every day to be a silly goose and not that one with the knife
18 days ago
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The persistence of glen powell and jared leto is not a good economic indicator for the movie industry
18 days ago
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Why do they call them djinn and not sandwitches?
19 days ago
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there’s a whole genre of music now where girls sing like sleepy babies and boys sing like they’re trying to sell you homemade four lokos
20 days ago
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siri, can you die of rhea?
21 days ago
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watching a documentary about our nation’s declining freak population (pink flamingos)
21 days ago
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viagetty
21 days ago
all kids do nowadays is ask AI if plato is in fortnite
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the wild thing about talking to british people is you’ll say something like “nice sunglasses” and they’ll act confused and say “oh, you mean my deluminators?”
24 days ago
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Selina
24 days ago
I don't think any AFC team should be in the Super Bowl
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Maybe the real monster was the frankensteins we made along the way
26 days ago
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archaeologists are always tryna fuck mummies because of their pharaoh moans
26 days ago
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insurance won’t cover the colonoscopy so just gonna sit on this GoPro
28 days ago
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