Giraud, basically
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Me, every time someone posts something news related
about 2 years ago
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Kashana
1 day ago
I met up with Mitch McConnell today and we beatboxed for twenty minutes.
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Dunkin’ Idaho
about 12 hours ago
Sometimes I wonder what our lives would be like if they weren’t being constantly disrupted and capriciously constrained by the dumbest people who have ever lived
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Honestly the whole thing makes me question the integrity of the FIFA Peace Prize
1 day ago
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I didn’t know this was about mitch mcconnell when I wrote it
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2 days ago
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Debbie Harry is my Roman Empire
2 days ago
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forbidden lego
2 days ago
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Ok but for real tho, this isn’t the empire state building unless that boat is in the bryant park fountain
2 days ago
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Marcel Proust was the Joey Chestnut of his era
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2 days ago
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Gosh’s perfect little angel
3 days ago
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*Dan Brown typing feverishly*
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3 days ago
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okay, but have you tried charming their pants back on?
3 days ago
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I was not meant for toil. I was meant to brew questionable potions in the wizards tower
3 days ago
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I went to go see supergirl but they told me the wrong theater number so I guess I’m seeing jackass now
4 days ago
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Jon Phillips
5 days ago
I would kill or die for Larry
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RIP founding fathers, you would have lost your minds over toilet bidets
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4 days ago
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i’ve reached the bingeing turkish time travel mysteries stage of couch rot
4 days ago
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i bet the guy who played bernie in weekend at bernie’s was like so i just wear these cool sunglasses and these guys carry me everywhere? this fucking rules
5 days ago
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Cuccumbers are the bosses of the green beans
5 days ago
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mamdani said it’s okay to have ice cream for dinner
5 days ago
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the thing about burrata is that it’s just a water balloon filled with cottage cheese
5 days ago
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Amy
5 days ago
the kelce bros tearfully disassembling their bunk bed
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my most problematic take is that mel gibson would have made a great wolverine
5 days ago
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7 days ago
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Finding out Alison Brie is playing Evil-Lyn
9 days ago
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Jason, ex Inferis
10 days ago
*took two Benadryl 30 mins ago* think I might be the best at operating heavy machinery
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loading . . .
Joan Jett & The Blackhearts - Crimson and Clover (1982) HD 0815007
YouTube video by Kaete0815007
https://youtu.be/wjhxkANhKwI?is=r99q1XTCZcPCGuhM
11 days ago
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A lot of 90’s bands were better than ezra but less than jake
12 days ago
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miss fugazi
13 days ago
the perfect criminey
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Same, Hachette Book Group
13 days ago
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why do they keep releasing new music? we haven’t finished listening to the old music yet
13 days ago
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Today was gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to me but I bobbled it and now everyone’s laughing fuck I hate wonderball
14 days ago
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16 days ago
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Probably the most powerful song you could conceive a child to is 1993’s “Whoomp! (There it Is)” by Tag Team
16 days ago
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gambled and lost at the clams casino
17 days ago
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glue
17 days ago
apparently, a womanizer turns people into women
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Tommy Tuberville sounds like the bad guy in an 80’s surfer movie
19 days ago
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America’s Squeakheart
22 days ago
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Neelix is in the Epstein files
22 days ago
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Muppitz
22 days ago
Cats really think they’re on your life insurance policy
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission
24 days ago
Is it carbon monoxide
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finally it’s our turn to run the train
23 days ago
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They could have done it in four if someone hadn’t filled MSG with their loser energy
25 days ago
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky
26 days ago
asparagus? uhh I might want more than one, mate
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𝒓𝒐𝒔𝒆𝒎𝒂𝒓𝒚 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒔
26 days ago
we’ve already seen the world’s first chamillionaire
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Knicks Bonnie Blue 🤝 Handling 29 in the hole
27 days ago
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Checking to see if my phone is in one of the 83 special places I like to leave it
28 days ago
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this is why they can’t afford to buy a house smh
29 days ago
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The middle school next door is having a graduation party and the DJ just played Michael Jackson’s “PYT” which is a wild choice
30 days ago
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢
30 days ago
One day you’re the boombox blasting tunes, the next you’re the unspooled cassette being gently fucked with a pencil ✏️
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I hope he gets Maud Flanders’d
about 1 month ago
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