Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.

“Quiet. Quiet Piggy” My dad has dementia and he sometimes gets mean. He’s not in charge of the country though.

Rev. Michael Woolf, a faith leader and minister at Lake Street Church of Evanston, detained by Illinois State Police while protesting immigration policies outside the Broadview facility in Chicago. Photo by Jim Vondruska/Reuters

I was going to rake up leaves today but there are 30ish MPH gusts of wind happening so I’m just going to sit here with coffee instead.

Now I lay me down to sleep i pray an orange man may weep. If he should die before I wake, I pray the Lord a good friend will wake my ass up so I can crack the champagne oh my god that pedo sucks

“Sent from my iPad” - a horror story

“Sent from my iPad” — do any of these shits know how to type?

The shutdown was entirely about the Epstein list. Damn they would have kept that going forever if the Dems hadn’t caved.

Lake Michigan photo from my brother #northernlights

A THIRTY-TWO YEAR AGE GAP IS GROSS AND INEXCUSABLE! SERIOUSLY!!!

The democrats are gonna blow it again, aren’t they?

BREAKING: leaked footage shows Mamdani trying to force Gracie Law in Chinatown

A family friend was telling us about what her husband shared about his experience in Broadview before he was deported back to Mexico. She's been sharing to friends and family because she's just in disbelief & horror what her husband told her. She wasn't able to talk to him until he was in Mexico.

AHAHAHAH NOT DHOOM MACHALE AS HIS WALKOFF MUSIC AHAHAHA

Not the obituary I wanted but I’ll take it.

When ICE was crawling around the neighborhood, my niece worried that they’re going to “send [her] back to where [she] came from.” She said “I don’t want to go back to New York (her birthplace) alone.” I want to laugh but this is how scary it is to the kiddos who aren’t even likely to be affected.

They’re being pretty blatant it has nothing to do with “Crime in Chicago” anymore if they’re up here in Wilmette snatching landscapers. What a small, wet fart of a human.

Dear people who don't live in the Chicago area, Trump's thugs are practicing their violence on us before they apply it coast-to-coast. Get active now, while you can. Help us defeat the fascists and save our country.

ICE is attacking the near North Chicago ‘burbs today. They already grabbed kidnapped someone in Wilmette. Be ready. www.instagram.com/reel/DQZ6JbX...

It’s a beautiful sunny Halloween, kids are off school, and ICE is patrolling the neighborhood for landscapers and delivery drivers. Fuck this hell hole of a country.

Elementary School Halloween Parade Demon Hunter count so far: 17.

Last night at dinner, I was talking to my brother about Mamdani and the Islamophobic comment Cuomo made about him and 9/11. My 7 year old niece came back to the table and sat down and my brother asked her “do you know about 9/11?” 7 yr old: “No… but I know about 6,7, and 41”

Mayors matter—and Jaime Arroyo is ready to lead Lancaster, PA forward. Grateful to hit the doors with him and talk to neighbors about what’s on the line this November. We’re taking no one for granted!

ICE all over north Evanston and Wilmette snatching landscapers this afternoon.

On a plane. About to take off. I love you all! FDT! I just don’t want my last message to the world to be a text to my mom “Sorry forgot to tell you dog went out and pooped.” xoxo

When Zohran wins, who’s with me to start heirbnb when the billionaires leave? Those homes shouldn’t go empty!

Song playing just rhymed “far” with “afar” incredible

We don’t have to do this for 3 more years. We don’t.

So when Obama made fun of Trump’s ideal White House 14 years ago at the Correspondents’ Dinner, Trump was like “Bet.”

Nobody should have to go through perimenopause during this administration.

I feel like I am losing my mind.

This fucking man should be in jail. Instead he’s president and about to steal 230 million dollars because he is mad he almost had to face consequences. Boy he is so lucky this country is filled with bigots and fascists.

Done.

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.

What’s it like to be the worst President in history.

Where I am, these rallies have been 75% senior citizens. They’d be thrilled to know they are the “hardest core.” 😂

Everyone knew that Biden’s ceasefire 9 months ago would be sabotaged so Trump could “release” the hostages for his buddy and get to be the hero. Spare me.

I was wearing a tank top and flip flops like 3 days ago. Now I’ve got on a beanie and a puffy vest.

Going back in for the stretch. Seems safe enough.

Thanks, boys!

Your Prime Day reminder that Amazon... -Provides cloud services that help fuel ICE's deportation machine -Donated $1 million to Trump's inauguration fund -Scrapped plans to display tariff costs after pressure from Trump -Shelled out $40M for a documentary about Melania Trump

Many people have the “I forgot to go to class all year and now there’s a huge test” dream. Some have the “I didn’t attend any rehearsals for this performance I’m about to give” dream. Anyone have the “I forgot I’m supposed to be petsitting and it’s been weeks” dream?

If Da Superfans took a real wrong turn…

Sorry everyone. I turned the Cubs game on. I have turned it off again.

Not me just hearing my 80 year old father in his room say “Alexa, play ‘Bad Bunny’ ‘I’ll Do What I Want’”

Do you think if the Cubs win, we get to reset the timeline?

When the cubs are in a tight spot, I get sent outside. Still got it.