Middlerage
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Not a cat. Wannabe comedian. Author of some books. No you have not heard of any of them.
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😆 The international symbol of Shut The F Up…🔇🔇🔇🔇🔇🔇🔇🔇🔇
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Trump is mixing up TREASON & TRUTH again.
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It's like Bibi doesn't know Trump at all 🫠
about 1 hour ago
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um. FUCKING YEAH IT IS!
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about 1 hour ago
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Speak for yourself!
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about 1 hour ago
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Can someone please find MAGA folks, show them the video of Trump saying this & ask if they still support him?
about 2 hours ago
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Well, your first problem is you’re a Republican…
about 2 hours ago
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No words, except WE TOLD YOU SO!
about 2 hours ago
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We’re not bailing you out, dickface!
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about 2 hours ago
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Who wrote Patel that zinger??? 🤡
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about 2 hours ago
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How could we have foreseen this? Oh right... 🤡
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about 3 hours ago
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Tell Trump’s makeup artist they’re going to get him stopped by ICE with that face color.
about 3 hours ago
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Good thing it was just an “excursion”. 🤪
about 4 hours ago
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IT'S BEEN 10 WEEKS! You need someone to update your graph, moron!
about 4 hours ago
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Remove your current "President"? 🤷♀️
about 5 hours ago
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It’s hard to take any satisfaction in saying “told you so”, because even though we DID tell you — repeatedly — the rest of us still have to suffer the consequences of your foolishness.
www.cnn.com/2026/05/12/p...
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‘My life is not affordable. No one cares’: 76% of Americans call the cost of living their biggest financial problem | CNN Politics
CNN’s poll, conducted by SSRS, finds a surge in people naming high prices and the cost of living as the top economic problem facing their own family.
https://www.cnn.com/2026/05/12/politics/cost-of-living-us-financial-problem-vis
about 5 hours ago
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Care to mention Trump's words, posts, actions at all????
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
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Democrats say Republican lawmaker must resign for agreeing with 'cotton-picking' remark
By Kanishka Singh WASHINGTON, May 11 (Reuters) - Republican U.S.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/democrats-say-republican-lawmaker-must-resign-for-agreeing-with-39cotton-picking39-remark-025347397.html
about 5 hours ago
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Wait! Wouldn't this mean that Clarence's decision doesn't count???
about 6 hours ago
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That'll help! 👍
about 6 hours ago
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It's giving this. 😮💨
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about 6 hours ago
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The GOP treats abortion like we're addicted to it. No assholes, we just want it to be there if someone needs it. Imagine appendectomies being illegal.
about 6 hours ago
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Does this smug POS reassure you?
about 6 hours ago
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ARE WE TALKING 2028????
about 7 hours ago
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“Affordability is a Democratic Hoax…”- DJT Well, now it is asshole!
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about 8 hours ago
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But he cares about you! 🤡
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about 8 hours ago
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Now we just need to survive as a Democracy until November! ✊
about 8 hours ago
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Only Trump could take a shitty economy & make it even shittier!
about 8 hours ago
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We told you!
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about 9 hours ago
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Should someone call the Guiness Book of World Records to confirm Trump having the World's Longest Blink???
about 9 hours ago
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Everyone, calm down. Sure the economy is in the toilet We're in an active war There's a possible new pandemic Our planet is burning But we're in great (corpse) hands...
about 9 hours ago
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Um. Your Health Secretary literally SWAM in it, with his grandkids.
about 9 hours ago
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It’s Mental Health Awareness Week if anyone who can do something is interested 🤡
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about 10 hours ago
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FINALLY! Welcome to our reality, it’s nice here…. no wait it fucking sucks here. 😮💨
about 10 hours ago
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How many fucking teeth can one man have?
about 19 hours ago
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But like *why* isn’t he dead yet?
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about 19 hours ago
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He's purple, right?
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about 21 hours ago
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Trump is at another event calling us Dumbocrats. I'm howling.
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Dumbo the Elephant Falls Asleep
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about 21 hours ago
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Can the media just alert us when Trump actually tells the truth? The firehose of Bullshit treated as gospel is getting mighty old.
about 22 hours ago
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Day Dreaming about accountability in 2027 is my current “Calgon Take me Away”
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Calgon Take Me Away: Classic Commercial
ALT: Calgon Take Me Away: Classic Commercial
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about 22 hours ago
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I prefer Presidents who don’t have elderly men who are fixated on teenage boys’ sperm counts in their cabinet.
about 22 hours ago
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Maybe it was better when we didn’t know everything about everything & everyone all the time.
about 24 hours ago
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It’s almost complete, isn’t it?
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
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Lawsuit seeks halt to Trump’s reflecting pool makeover
A preservation group contends the “American flag blue” resurfacing on the National Mall feature violates federal law.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/lawsuit-seeks-halt-trump-reflecting-160131712.html
1 day ago
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Unbelievable that this is our reality 🤡
1 day ago
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It’s not sperm count, it’s just that so many men are dickbags & women aren’t interested in being stuck with them to raise a child. Oh also, no one can afford it any longer!
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And if you believe that, the war in Iran will be over very soon!
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1 day ago
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They should demand Trump’s FIFA Peace Prize for starters!
1 day ago
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It’s Mental Health Awareness Week if anyone wants to finally do something about Trump.
1 day ago
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Or end the war you started for no reason? 🤷♀️
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When you lose… *checks notes* Karl fucking Rove! 🤡
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1 day ago
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You spelled it Dumacrats yesterday, moron!
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1 day ago
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Captain Bonespurs claims he’s willing to take a bullet for the country. YEAH RIGHT 🙄
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