2 Kobolds walk in a diner... and um, they're struggling to get out...~ yipyipyiOOUUuUWrhppfh... gosh um, someone help them out???? get more burgers maybe too along the way??? Shaded Commission for Jaykar over on FA! Thank yous for commmisionin me!!!

ITS TIME! COMMISSIONS OPEN!! Gonna have a queue thing but yipyipyip! Feed da 'boldd some burbgerss..~

yipyiypyipyiiOOoUUUwurpfhh...~ lil lil thangg... i double triple sweaarr... after this...~ you can feed da 'bold...~

daily mantra, always hungry, always more... hungry... moOOoOOouUuwrpp...~

grlrllrgulorp... hngry... discord server uppies... patreon for nowww cause idk what im doin...

Happy lil new year!!! Yipyipyipyiypip!

also postin heres... thoughts on discord server of meeee's? :3c

Merry Christmas!!!!! yipypiyipyipypiyipp!! More foood n stuffins n art to come in da next year...~

Day 31 - Aweightened Bask in adulation, the soft gurgling of my fats, the indulgent result of you into my being... churned and formed into pure godly fat... YipyioOUuuHhWHrrpph... come forth, take in my breadth, and serve your Lord, as I have become aweightened...~ #fattytober

#Fattytober 2025 Day 29 to Finale

Day 30 - (Thanks!) From Beyond "...Thanks for 3000 followers...? What does this OoUuwrpp.. mean Advisor?" "...I don't remember there being more than a thousand people in our town hmm..." "Mmnrfh.. well, hopefully theres plenty of me to... goOooOUuuwrpph around..." #fattytober

Day 29 - Dusk Rites A duty engraved in muscle, now in fat. Last bit of muscle remembers, fat wobbles to follow... ...mnnghf... struggling to lift my arms... need to finish this... yipyipyiOuuwrp...~ #fattytober

blvlblblbl... burbgerrr.... craving....

Day 28 - ...On Their Throne of Fat The throne, of their corpulent fatness... The manor is being eaten up... Wider, larger, unfathomable spaces for them... BhbBWHWOoOUuUrhhpp... ghhff... losing my headd... #fattytober

Day 27 - Outside Pawrest Heave... Paw... Knead... Pause... Again... BHhOuUUwrrpp... a new temporary sleeping solution when the previous Lord's bedroom got outgrown... and the bed collapsed... mngh... somehow comfy outside... #fattytober

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Day 26 - (Eating) Heavy Burdens... "...and all extra harvests, leftovers, food in stock be delivered here... stars willing, your Lord keeps the land bountiful for all, as it all comes back to me...~" And the ground quaked and growled of the Lord's gut... #fattytober

Day 25 - Face to Face "...and they'll be generations of people to come to see your fatness...~" "sounds tad embarassing... but also...uOowrp..hff..." "...filling that frame with more and more of you, your fat, your chub...~" #fattytober

Day 24 - Just one more... ...and another... and another... and another... Almost full... uOOworpphhh... come on... I'm gonna starvee at this rate... where's the food...URp- need to feel full... hfff... where are they... #fattytober

Day 23 - Daily Troubles bBWOoOuuUuwrp.. ghff.. um, so... now I have to have someone around me all the time... I mean- I can still moove!! Justt not thatt mobile... or flexible... can't reach most things...- ...been advised to move little but I like movin around... #fattytober

Day 22 - Sunrise, Parabellum Mnfgh... baaack.. awaking up from a long dream... head splitting but feeeling clearr... why am I outside? Was this the pantry...? (also irls killins me awrawr gotta catch upps...!) #fattytober

Day 21 - Midnight Cravings The frenzy has begun. The moon is red. We are out of time.... Hopefully not out of food...~ #fattytober

Day 20 - Morning Company "In other news, things are going well with the council, right Adviser~?" "Like a glove, Sir Lord~" "See? Urp... Anyways- Herald, I should let you go for now... it's about time for 3rd breakfast... I'll be expecting a swift response..!" #fattytober

Day 19 - A Farewell To Arms Huff what a long day as a Lord... few hours of meetings with the council... double those hours on the amenities and food they have... Wheuff... they really ought to just bring it all in one place for me so I don't have to move... #fattytober

Day 18 - Happy Lordship Day!! "... though how fortunate it is to celebrate your Lordship same as your birth, perhaps the stars really destined you for this~" "OuOUrpp.. y-yeahhehh..umm, I hope I'll be a good Lord..." #fattytober

sequence for @karistarry.bsky.social!

Day 17 - Tail Tending Ate and relaaxed all daay~ ending with a long warm bath and some cosmetic therapy... or something.. My tail is really long so they decided to put it there but it's taking a while... hopefully they wrap up soon before dinner...! #fattytober

Day 16 - Surprise Promotion There's to be the announcement for this in the coming days but- this is all too sudden- I just became conscious again after... what happened yesterday? In any case, I just have to fill in for the Lord... I wonder what happened to them... #fattytober

burger :)

Day 15 - Relieved Testing The Lord must've liked the work I waddled for yester-OoUUUhrppday... they treated me all day, just kept eating, did all my chores too so I don't have to worry kehehe~ Experiment..? Uhhh, I'm just some Diviner... I wouldn't know about it... #fattytober

Day 14 - Pathscraper "Fat solves problems~ In this thesis, I will wobble our beloved divining beast of burden towards a cake for our park renovations..." #fattytober

Day 13 - Hot Seat The kobold ponders their next tavern hop midday... #fattytober

Day 12 - Repression Work Failed Are these my thoughts...? They sound like me but... Well, I just thought I'd skip a meal today, after the blessing a few days ago... Didn't imagine I'd be trying this hard- dangerous..? Alright, alright, just... until they leave... #fattytober

Day 11 - Post Bloated Aftercare I don't know what happened but miiight still be affected by the hangover, but... well, maybe- no- I'm just hungry... One- no, three, hmrff these are amazing- no- ten stacks of these will fix me right up... Cycle the alcohol out hmrf~ #fattytober

Day 10 - Beer Bloat To welcome in a new tavern establishment- they called upon me to bless the business... One beeer, one yearr of prosperityyy... so it jushtt makes sense to keep going right??? its for the communityyoOUHWhrhrpp... Thisll jushtt water weighhtt,, ,uuOoOhwrpp.... #fattytober

Day 9 - Forest Edge Fizzd - Intimate Just a nap by the forest-cliff edge, a small reprieve from civilization... #fattytober

Day 8 - Tailored Curvature Visited my tailor today and mrrf-- they aren't usually this motivated aren't they??? I vaguely hear some sort of...music? It seems to be intense- some sort of party...? I just hope they finish sooooon- aughh- so many measuring tapes wrapped around...! #fattytober

Day 7 - Weight Watching... Reflecting on this morning, been noticing I've been slower- I might just be due for a visit to the tailors... I've also been misplacing food it seems but... maybe I am just thinking too much recently... Just need to eat, yeah... #fattytober

Day 6 - Post Challenge Hufff... chased some birds for the Lord and goodness... I really shouldnt have over donee it.... auuhhh I'm gonna feel this tomorroww ughhh... ...At least I got a biggg piece of meat for itss... hrmf.. ..It's real tasty! FA for more text!! #fattytober

Day 5 - Park(ed at the wrong place!!) "...I'll cut to the chase, the Lord wants you to attend this coming hunt at the park- you know the one~" "But phew, you've been evading me for some time now but looks like that'll end... soon...~" Check FA for more text! #fattytober

Day 4 - Where did it go? (My Snacks!!!) Deft reading, swift hands Devoured snacks and hungry again- Phew- urp-! whoaw... okay, maybe I need to bring more snacks to the reading room, was just so immersed I didn't even realize it's empty already... was it always this hot??? #fattytober

Day 3 - (Foraging) Fun! Crisp morning air, foraging along the lake Crackle of leaves, gingerly trailing a route most tended Clanking guard plates, lugging tail and basket Chuffed to bits, but got home later than expected... #fattytober

Day 2 - Extra Before him, wagons a plenty By the cliff, this address, this many Bread, binds, booze, broodsworth... Buhhhhhhh.... and there's more coming??? #fattytober

Day 1 - Aweighting Atop the wizards spire A 'Bold- star-guessings mire Ablaze! Crowned fires of yore! Aweighting, this one shall grow... #fattytober

August Woes College sucksss asss, now to pass out n hnnnk... yipiypiyipyiaAAaaAwn...