weird things happening on fb

its that time again 😷

Domineering inflator with OCD handing this out to their inflatees

Fun fact Google suppresses auto results for "generative AI addiction". At first I thought the word addiction wasn't ad friendly but no, AI addiction is the only one they hide

robot balloon partyyy~

someone got a call

CNN still trying so very hard to make it a trans thing

What an incredible day it's been

Keep picturing Patel dropping the casings in terror after reading “if you read this youre gay”

the kneejerk demonization of people who dont spare empathy for evil is the most frightening part of all this shit

Now is a good time to remember your fetish content creators are people and are going to talk about the real world.

charlie kirk has received infinitely more sympathy and support from liberals than every single trans person, immigrant, and palestinian combined

"Bluesky is boring." Social media *should* be boring. Being algorithm and dopamine poisoned is bad, actually. When your feed dries up for the day, that's your cue to go do something else until new stuff shows up later.

pufferfish photoshoot (realized this isn't live anywhere)

Shout out to the guy who clocked my car in the spirit halloween parking lot and left this gay little gator sticker

They're corralling me like livestock

Ouuugghh gonna cum

I really wanna like more art of that new cute boy from overwatch but then I would start getting overwatch stuff in the algorithm. and that cannot stand.

Accidently walked into someone's evil lair oops

some guy just gave me $800 cash for my roblox account

more from the archives circa 2014: there was a time i was into pokemon with scrafty being my ultimate fave, so inevitably he would get balloony

Twitter is doing something fucking incredible rn

from the archives: a balloony pyro circa 2015

the happy hour "drinks" here are a bit unconventional.

'the balloon' wechange.me/grumpytg patreon.com/grumpytg

I've always wanted to get tangled up with one of those giant vinyl balloons.

My baby is coming home 🥲

Twitter only flags my posts when I inflate men 🤔🤔🤔🤔

Big Boss invited Luna's favorite robots for the Helium Day festivities.

It's hard for me to make stuff for MS Paint Circle Tool Blue Background Day since that's what I make exclusively

Wow Microsoft was more prepared than I. I should retire.

Was doodling last night and wanted to draw @M23cartoon's mime friend over on Twitter

If you tried to "fit in" by hating everything the internet told you to hate, you would end up forgetting how to enjoy anything. Maybe you'll finally fit in, only to find you're surrounded by those as miserable as you. Life is too short. If it isn't actually hurting anyone, enjoy what you like.

sticking a hose in your mouth is a gamble. you never really know what part of you is gonna fwoomp.

NEW ANIMATION A quick moment--Luna sneaking off into a janitor's closet to have some private float time.

oh no you guys made eye contact... hope you're not scared of heights.

dabs so hard i break my neck

lmao i hope whoever did that is ready to start feeling funny

Reupload of the time I got floaty. Full video can be found on my DA (link below)

oh sorry bro i dont have another pillow, but i've got the next best thing to rest your head on~

the whiplash of castle crashers AND homestuck being on my feed is making me feel 16 again

Connie doing his daily pull-downs

left my mark

it's a bit breezy out tonight

the sudden lack of real humans on the internet genuinely makes me want to rip my skin off

me after 2 ipa's

the pushy yet friendly ladies at the park said they needed help with a physics experiment... uh oh.

that looks so much better

this was not the floating she had in mind when you invited her to the beach...

it's The Month 🎈 For once I'm prepared.