it's pronounced "farð-ə-lee"

partially popped popcorn FUCKING RULES. you used to be able to get it in the UK for a short time and then they DISCONTINUED IT and have been chasing that texture ever since

🏅 proud owner of the Has Never Used AI To Write Me An Email, Not Even Once award

Just by the way, that old Vine that goes "Today I'm going to go undercover as a woman to understand what women's lives are like" (cut to the evening) "Okay so apparently women get called 'faggot' a lot" has better awareness of what transmisoginy is than most everything else.

you have free will and can make your story about an academy about women in their 40s. it's basically an untapped concept considering that media culture in general sort of forgets that women exist after the age of 30

remember, it's "if you're transgender you have to live." not just "you have to survive." you have to live.

when you toxic masculinity so hard you come out on the other side somehow

Nancy 5/26/26

reading "epic pooh" by michael moorcock before you've read watership down and you know anything about J. K. Rowling: woo, yeah! fuck you, tolkien! reading "epic pooh" by michael moorcock after you've done those things: what the fuck is this guy talking about?

[REDACTED] is just Kim Kitsuragi but Huge and a Girl

[during the ending scene of the film, in which Barbara Bach's Agent XXX is soaked to the bone but wearing socks so we can't see her feet] me: wow, she has socks on still. literally unwatchable. [beat] @behemous.bsky.social: shut the FUCK up

saying "hoser" specifically to annoy canadians in the same way one might use "sacrebleu" to annoy a Frenchman, "g'day mate" to annoy an Aussie, or "bo'oh'o'wa'ah" to annoy a Brit

me assembling every Canadian mutual i have to look at this Reddit thread: www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQu...

um what if there was mechsploitation but everyone just had a good time :)

me: nah i'm not really into traditionally masculine men, you know? men who present masculine aren't my type the nefarious william fichtner:

2026 // FUCK THE EQUALITY + HUMAN RIGHTS COMMISSION // TRANS LIBERATION NOW FREE TO USE // FREE TO ADAPT // MAKE POSTERS AND STICKERS // CC0 #transrights

2026 // FUCK THE SUPREME COURT OF THE UNITED KINGDOM // TRANS LIBERATION NOW FREE TO USE // FREE TO ADAPT // MAKE POSTERS AND STICKERS // CC0 #transrights

2026 // FUCK J. K. ROWLING // TRANS LIBERATION NOW FREE TO USE // FREE TO ADAPT // MAKE POSTERS AND STICKERS // CC0 #transrights

one of the perks of being nonbinary is that i like being called "good boy" and "sir" as much as I like being called "auntie" lol

sucking my own toes. you wish you were me

Will never stop enjoying it when really athletic and strong guys are into being eaten or dominated by me, a bun with a cute pot belly and thighs that jiggle #sizesky #furry

being rickrolled in 2026 is like being held in the loving embrace of an old friend

one of those mornings when i wake up after having slept naked and think to myself, man, a few years ago I'd have told myself how gross my body looks and now I'm just like man, so many people out there would see this body of mine and want to fuck me

I'm honestly very smart, articulate and well-read and definitely a good writer who knows how to tell a good story.

still trying to stay off Bluesky but i have a letterboxd profile now if you wanna hear my Film Takes. reviews of THE SPY WHO LOVED ME and HEAT are already up

Auntie Quinn is celebrating pride month a little early by letting @kerneldecoy.bsky.social indulge himself on their toes. but they're going to make him work for it ^^ (thanks kernel for this very cute gift art he did to cheer me up. he's such a sweet lint!) #sizesky #pawsky #furry #macrofurry

bye.

I'm going to log off for a while. every timeline is just an endless torrent of despair i can do nothing about and I'm having to come to terms with the fact that my calling in life will never make me a living, not because nobody cares but because nobody has the material means to support me.

sorry. I'm just overwhelmed by despair

I'm a really easy person to dislike and that is why so many people dislike me

should i lower my patreon rates

feeling like an ugly creep who isn't good at anything today so. sorry

My new essay, SIZE PORNOTOPIAS, is now live for £7.50 subscribers or a one-off fee of £10. It will be released for free in one week's time :) Enjoy~! #sizesky

My new essay, SIZE PORNOTOPIAS, is now live for £7.50 subscribers or a one-off fee of £10. It will be released for free in one week's time :) Enjoy~! #sizesky

anyone else feel like we're going through the death throes of empire or just me . it seems as if the decadence of the imperial core is having a deleterious effect on its citizens. it seems as if a centuries long house of cards is beginning to shake itself apart . hmmmm is it just me

in news that shocks absolutely no-one, andy burnham is a cunt

threw me under the bus in the time between me recording a podcast where I say ‘he used to be slightly woker on trans rights, but we’ll see how long that lasts’ and us editing and releasing it

i'm gonna say it now, voting (in England and Wales) for any party other than the GPEW is, quite frankly, a vote to kill trans people, and while i get for many people that is the point, i think the "reasonable concerns" centre-left lot should give their heads a wobble

"Our community is scared and exhausted but we are fighting back." It's important that all of us who stand with the LGBTIQA+ community support the Good Law project in their appeal against the high court decision. Trans rights are human rights. 🏳️‍⚧️ greenparty.org.uk/2026/05/22/s...

New post: “Review: Travels” https://giants-club.net/articles/review-travels/ A fictional travelogue that takes us on a dazzlingly inventive tour of known space with a charming, frequently over-her-head guide.

yeah I'm #fpbe - Fuck Bridget, Piss Everywhere

picked up this friendly reminder from @transactualuk.bsky.social at Piehouse Co-Op yesterday. caveat: this guidance might have changed somewhat following yesterday's guidance but most of this remains true - in any case, I'm not a lawyer. do not obey in advance. transactual.org.uk/know-your-ri...

It's honestly kind of funny how people who have formed an entire political movement around demanding policies that trans people keep saying will hurt us have this need to insist that they don't hate us as if that fucking matters.

me: there’s a problem in my vagina some british dipshit: it’s illegal for you to see a vagina doctor, go to the penis doctor me: I don’t have a penis dipshit: we say you do. go to penis doctor penis doctor: I don’t know what to do with this me: *dies*

Just after the pandemic I was booked for a cabaret gig and the pianist refused to work with me because of my "extreme opinions". This is because the last time she'd played for me I said to the audience that Margaret Thatcher was burning in hell.

cannot be overstated that keir starmer did all this at the behest of jeffrey epstein's best pal peter mandelson. his entire ideology was hand-picked for him by a pedophile crook.

it's not enough for keir starmer to simply resign, i also believe he should never be allowed to walk around in public again

this Labour Government has largely presided over the sharpest uptick in racial, religious, and LGBT+ violence in my lifetime and it's hard to really stress just how much Labour actively chose this

yay another bandwagon. i love bandwagons! #sizesky #pawsky

There are powerful, well-connected, well-funded people in this country, today, who are deliberately, strategically, using the idea of a woman being made "uncomfortable" by the presence of a trans person to plot the removal of that woman's right to abortion, contraception, and divorce.