Not yet, Ferb.

Now is this time of year when farmers across the United States are likely to be harvesting Squash Blossoms! This delightful and relatively unknown crop is a byproduct of squash farming, but has its own lovely flavor, texture, and culinary applications. Watch your farmer's market for these!

Remember that large predators are usually built at least somewhat somft. If that dragon isn't thicc, she's severely undernourished! Feed her your livestock!

for my non uk friends, what's happened is the fascist leader has resigned his seat as an mp just to run for it again in order to dodge investigations + seek attention other parties arent falling for the stunt so arent running against him, so his only opponent will be a man with a bin on his head

Ding dong the mitch is dead

*sighs deeply* *flips counter on "days since I've last been vindicated in not trusting someone (because of bad vibes (and everyone told me I was being paranoid and imagining things)) who later turned out to be a scumbag" sign back to zero*

Literally half the time my boss asks me to go on a business trip I have to vet where I'm going and assess how careful I need to be. Fun fact! That goes for stopovers too. When I was early in transition I picked a 12-hour flight with inconvenient timing rather than risk transferring through the UAE.

It’s so fucking awkward to have to inject “places I cannot go because I’m illegal there” into normal ass conversations about “what did you get up to on your holiday?” “Omg I went to Turkey! You should go!” “Oh you should go to Egypt and see the pyramids!” Yeah, I’d love to. I’m illegal there.

Making lunch right now! ♥️

I often think about Mai Natsume, the most important fg chara, thank you blazblue

Chief I appreciate it but please take care of yourself. Take a break, kiss your wife, hug your meta, hang out with your boyfriend. Do something that doesn't involve suffering.

I want fewer manga pages per week made by artists who don't put their health and mental well-being at risk by drawing continuously and I am NOT kidding

“There was a tendency to emotionally corner mangaka.” Cells at Work! creator’s allegations prompt numerous fellow artists to speak out about mistreatment by editors Other mangaka report unpaid royalties and disregard for health concerns by publishers automaton-media.com/en/news/cell...

Discworld QOTD, from Reaper Man “If per capita was a problem, decapita could be arranged.”

Farage achieved what they wanted, Brexit and shifting everything right including the Tories being stuffed full of Brexiters under Boris (which people forget about) but he’s too close to power now it’s time for them to restore the Tories to their rightful place as “natural party of government”

Okay give me a billion dollars and the ability to set the editorial agenda of the world's leading publications

trans girls who get gender confirmation surgery late in the year so they're all healed up by the time March rolls around be like

woke up at five so I could get in a 6km run while it was still cool outside ("cool" for certain definitions of the word, probably best to say "not stiflingly hot" instead) and then stretch and shower and have breakfast before going to work and why do I do this to myself lol

There's a part in the book "Careless People" where the author beats Zuck at Settlers of Catan, and he is absolutely wrecked by it. Someone pulls her aside to explain everyone else has been letting him win for years. I think about this a lot re: why tech bros think everyone will love AI chatbots.

I'm willing to listen to a lot of people call on corruption for this situation. Sepp Blatter is not one of those people.

great thread, also here to add my personal favorites the us ambassador visits his counterpart in moscow. 'sergei, in the us we have freedom of speech. i can shout 'down with reagan' in front of the white house and not be arrested.'

Genuinely pretty sure the Ultramarines would take one look at the internet and kill every single person on earth Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

At least Blatter pretended like he wasn't corrupt as fuck. Infantino doesn't even bother.

Discworld QOTD, from Snuff

incredible that the papers have given over the front-page space they usually use for harassing trans children to notice farage is dodgy

Being a woman rocks because if you use AI you’re stupid and if you don’t use AI you’re dumb

lmao

Slop detectors are also slop, even when selling a pretend counter to slop, because all slop is a grift

Scaling them back by about six inches each has historically got the job done very effectively.

It’s a really funny runner how every issue in American history that apologists claim “no one” knew was wrong has a corresponding Quaker going “this is wrong”

futurism.com/future-socie... lol

dear yoko taro please make shinji a trans girl kthxbye

Two can play at that game.

On the fourth of July, 1980, about fifteen trans women went to one of the most upscale public swimming pools in Milan, took off their tops, and started lounging around. It was a Friday, and the height of the summer vacation, so there were plenty of families with young children around. 1/

As is tradition by now every year

Let's hear it for trans men! Stay winning, my bros.

a ton of Black people have infiltrated a facebook group called White and Proud and it’s the best thing to happen on facebook in years

I just bought a new fridge because my previous one gave up the ghost and there's this thing on the control panel, blinking, asking me for my attention and no no I'm not connecting you to wifi. Fuck off. Who do you think you are? You're a fridge. Know your place.

CONFIRMED from earlier reports: the U.S. has held an alien spacecraft and three preserved alien bodies under top secret lock and key at Area 51 for nearly 40 years, affirming long standing conspiracy theories. A win for big tin foil!

watching Dave Grohl say Kurt Cobain would have loved the Green Yuri and saying "Well yeah, tons of trans girls love that manga, so it makes sense that—" before being tackled at 130 mph by Mungo the Discourse Gorilla

"Kurt would've loved this series [about two teenage lesbians from different cliques bonding over rock music]" 👀

yeah

Inspecting the bed to see if it's comfy enough for some hanky panky